Me and my aunt sat up till four tonight working on these. To be honest, they are very funny. These are totally original, from our own minds. If there are others the same, it's concencidental. Big word. Read and enjoy.

100 Things to Do at Wal-Mart

1. When you first arrive, hop in a cart in the seat and when people walk by, stick out your lip and cry, "My mommy left me!"

2. Walk into the store, causally. Then, look both ways, jump up, and start screaming while running around, "Where is it? I gotta go! I gotta go potty!"

3. Walk by one persons buggy over and over and when they aren't looking stick something rather expensive into their cart, then look at them after awhile and say, "Wow, thats alot of money!"

4. Walk up to random people and for a male say, "Gosh you look lovely today, ma'am." And for a female; "Man, your buff! I would totally go out with you, man! What do you bench?!"

5. Got to the pillow aisle and grab a pillow and scream "Pillow Fight!" and smack the nearest person in the back of the head with it.

6. Go into the toy section grab a light saber and a Darth Vader helmet and when a kid walks by, step out and say, "Luke, I am your father."

7. Repeat number 5, but before hitting someone, fill the pillow with bricks.

8. Go into the silverward section, and pick up a butchers knife and climb to the highest point in the store and scream, "That's it! I can't take it anymore!"

9. Walk up to a random person and say with sincerity, "The green people. They're after me."

10. Go up to a woman and look at her in amazement and when she say "What?" say, "I'm so sorry." When she says what do you mean, reply "It must be horrible to be that ugly."

11. Put random kick me signs on the backs of employees.

12. Pick a fight with a manniequin.

13. Take all the clothes of the manniequins.

14. Repeat 13. But then knock it down and put the clothes on yourself and stand there. When someone looks at you, reply "Hey, what you looking at?"

15. In the freezer section, open the doors and pull yourself inside. When someone opens the door say "Greetings from the North Pole!"

16. In the middle of July, dress up as Santa Claus and walk through the store, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

17. Have you and your friends dress as aliens and walk around the store. Grab the nearest toy laser guns and chase people speaking in gibberish.

18. Repeat 17, but instead of chasing people, point to the sky saying "E.T. phone home."

19. Go to the highest point of the store and being singing in a loud voice, SexyBack. See how many people will say Yeah!

20. Go to the exercise aisle and jump on one of the treadmils. Start running.

21. When around people, swat at flies that aren't there and mutter "Stupid bugs..."

22. Walk up to a random person and point at them crying, "It's you again! Oh God!" and run away.

23. Go to the mens underwear and try them on over your clothes and when people walk by, remark that they don't fit you right.

24. Attempt to zip small children in the smallest gym bags.

25. Grab binoculars and start watching the people that pass by and mutter things about them.

26. Lay down on the benches.

27. Repeat above, but get yours friends to lay down on the other benches.

28. Take a book from the book section and walk around reading it. Tear out random pages and shake your head muttering "I didn't write that...Stupid editors."

29. Go to the pet section and grab as many goldfishes as you can. Take them to the bathroom and place them in the toilet. (Do not flush. This must be done quickly) Then come out of the stall and remark how flithy the bathrooms are.

30. Go to the CD section and play the same song on all of the scanners. Turn it up as loud at it will go and dance.

31. Rearrange the CD's and when someone asks what you are doing say "I'm rearraging the alphabet so I can put U and I together."

32. Run around hiding behind things and laughing. When someone looks at you, reply "I'm playing Hide-and-Seek."

33. Grab a bottle of gel and use it to spike your hair.

34. Take all the shampoo and conditioner and empty them out on the floor.

35. Stand in the most crowded place in the store and start lifting your shirt and singing "I am to sexy for my shirt."

36. Walk around the store making random animal noises. And when around fat people, moo.

37. Hog the display games.

38. Repeat 37, but enforce this rule by swinging a light saber.

39. Take out a remote control car and drive it around people. Make it follow them and make circles around them as far as it will go. Honk the horn for excessive pleasure.

40. Walk up to a male employee and hold up a bra much to big and ask if it's the right size for you.

41. Hit on a life-size stuffed animal.

42. Walk around with a pair of sunglasses on and when people walk by say "Beam me up, Scottie!"

43. Repeat 29, but instead, take the goldfish and stick them in the lobster thing.

44. Remove lobsters from ben. Remove the pincher holders and place them in the toilets.

45. Clog all of the toilets with toiler paper.

46. Walk up to the manager and spray crazy string on him. Laugh and run away.

47. Ask an old lady to hold your purse and then scream and say, "She has my purse! Security!"

48. Take you items to the check out lane and place them on the rolling thing. And sit on it. Ask them to scan you. When they do, make no noise. Get them to call Service Desk.

49. Walk around poking everyone you see. When they turn around, point to the nearest person.

50. Walk up to a fat lady and ask her when the baby's due.

51. Grab a box of tampons and walk up to a guy and ask him to hold them for you. Run away and don't come back.

52. Leave all the pay phones off the hook.

53. Take your shoes off and slide down the aisles singing "Can't Touch This".

54. Grab a tomato or egg and throw it at someone screaming "Food Fight!"

55.Go into the restroom and go into a stall. Make moaning noises and scream, "It's hurts! It hurts! MY SPLEEN!!"

56. Go to the restroom and rummange through your purse then suddenly stop and cry out, "Wow. Thats alot of alcohal!"

57. Go to the Customer Service desk and ask if they serve Meth. When they say no, tell them cocaine is fine too.

58. Repeat above, when he says no, make a scene.

59. Open a bottle of vodka, and pour it on the floor. Take cover behind a shopping cart and throw a match. Look out!

60. Carry around a clip-board and ask people if they would like to take a survey. If they refuse, make a scene, complaining how people look down on survey-givers. If they agree, ask very personal question about yourself. (IE Is my butt big?)

61. Go to the hat department and place as many hats on your head as possible. Walk around the store.

62. Take stuff from the freezer and place it in the aisles.

63. Switch labels on can products.

64. Go to the electronics. Ask for help with getting a game. Take several minutes chosing one, then change your mind when he gets it and point to another one. After so many times, shrug and say "I'll just get him the CD..."

65. Repeat 64. Except return under ten minutes and ask for help from the same employee.

66. Have one of your friends distract an employee and very carefully stick smiley faces to their behind and back.

67. Walk into Wal-Mart and look at the person with the smiley stickers. Glare at him and say "Stick this!" Punch them.

68. Take as many ballons as you can and tie them to your back. Take off from the highest point, and float around the store.

69. Climb to the highest point in the store and jump off, screaming "I believe I can fly!"

70. Inflate all of the pool toys and lay them around the store. Don't forget to put a ring around your waist.

71. Steal the earpiercing gun. Run around with it, laughing.

72. Insist on trying on all the earrings.

73. Run around the store, flapping your arms, screaming at the top of your lungs, "You can't see me! I'm invisible!"

74. Make obsine hand gestures to the employees.

75. Stand in a crowded part of the store, singing and dancing to "Shake your Booty".

76. Start a congo line throughout the store. See how many people join in.

77. Start a line and walk around the store chugging and going "Choo Choo!"

78. Go to someone in the produce department and scream "Yes, we have no banana's!"

79. Dress up in a hunting outfit and crawl around the store, humming Mission Impossible.

80. Open all the cartons of pop and spilling them on the floor.

81. Go to the swim wear department hold up a skimpy bikini to a old woman and say "You would look so hot in this!"

82. Pull mens boxers over your own clothes and walk around the store. When people look at you questionable, say "I'm a bit nervous..."

83. Insist on trying all of the deorderant.

84. Grab a loaf of bread and take them to the appilance aisle and stick them in the toaster.

85. Get on one of the small carosals and ride around, over and over.

86. Walk up to a random person and begin singing How Do I Live Without You.

87. Do yoga in the middle of the store.

88. Go to the garden department and stick a watering hose down your pants, and act like it's a tail.

89. Repeat 88. Look behind you at the tail and scream, "There it is again!"

90. Follow the person from number 9 and when they go into the garden department, point at the gnome and scream, "They're back!"

91. Squeeze into a small refridgerator and when people open it, say "It feels like home..."

92. Go into the garden department during Christmas and open all the display gifts. When finding nothing in the boxes, and cry and say, "But I was good this year!"

93. Go up to a random person and point at them saying, "It's all your fault!" and walk away.

94. Walk up to a random person and point at them, crying out, "It's Hitler!" Run away screaming.

95.Go up to a random person and demand to know why they weren't at the family reunion.

96. Go up to someone and ask them to do you a favor. If they say sure, lay down on the floor in a fetile position and scream, "Get him away! Get him away!"

97. Go to the sunglasses and begin sticking them up your nose.

98. Go up to people and yell "I am your sensai!" Then laugh insanely and run away screaming it over and over.

99. Tie yourself up using duct tape and rope and hop around the store.

100. Use the PA system to annonce your love to a random person.


Have any? Add you own!

i did some of those on my boring day. i will have the number i did then what i did.
22.did it to a random person,they took it seriuoly and follwed me around saying they were sorry.I lost them my climbing in the cold food isle place.
32.i hid in the toy isle with the stuffed animaled and i jumped out at people.
39.i followed people in the store all the way to their cars if the told me to stop i got out and walked behind them.
49.i did this to a chasier and when i ponited he asked me question,i grabbed a tomato and threw it at him and ran,i ran fast.
84.the toaster isle.Lots of them. me and a friend did this we filled them all up(about 80 toasters)and the popped at the same time.Then we ate them with jelly giving them to workers saying it was a snack from the manger to you.
62.i put all the items from all the freezers in that isle and it took 2 hours before they found out it was me.
54.i threw a plum at someone and they threw something back.It took 3 hours to stop the food fight.
53.i did that at first. Then i found a way to get on top of the isle things and then i did it.
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mine is:
101.bring a group of friends in swimsuit.make the most water ballons you can.Hid in places and throw then at the workers.If they question you say"look behind you!"in a scarred voice they will look.Run and find a freind.If they follow you....Ambush!