For instance:

Aura of Meat
Burning Invocation of Neuroses
Cabalistic Chant of Pornography
Damned Shield of Drooling
Dispell Athlete's Foot in Ravers
Divine Incantation of the Ramen Angel
Drool Zone
Extra-Planar Armor of Cowlicks
Extra-Planar Incantation of Irregularity
Hellish Rite of Syrup
Invoke Annoyance
Magical Spray of Whining
Sorcerous Spell of the Juice Angel
Spastic Incantation of the Syrup Giant

I want those.

Look here. There's more, too. I swear, one day I'll create a board that runs off of this site.