OK, here's the deal.

This is that good old forum game, continue-the-story. In this case, it's a story that starts with Chief Pimptastic sem'Hellzyeah, and his wife, Sucky alab'Spreadlegs. The only rule is: each person adds exactly five words, no more, no less.

I'll start:


Chief Pimptastic was swimming down

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life,

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys.

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose.

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose. The moose, however, had a

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose. The moose, however, had a super secret weapon that would

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose. The moose, however, had a super secret weapon that would
Cook the Seamonkey's goose with

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose. The moose, however, had a super secret weapon that would cook the Seamonkey's goose with his pimped-out goose-cooker, which was

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose. The moose, however, had a super secret weapon that would cook the Seamonkey's goose with his pimped-out goose-cooker, which was probably more than five words.

Chief Pimptastic was swimming down the metaphorical river of life, always keeping his pimp hand strong and virile. Not even the seamonkeys could get him and those were tough seamonkeys. In fact, one had almost broken the moon with his pimpmobile of doom. But Chief Pimptastic wasn't a scaredy moose. The moose, however, had a super secret weapon that would cook the Seamonkey's goose with his pimped-out goose-cooker, which was probably more than five words. But Chief Pimptastic didn't care.