i thought i would share a few bunny jokes with yas all


A male and female rabbit were being chased by two large farm dogs in a field. The dogs were gaining on the rabbits. The female rabbit turned to the male and said, "what are we going to do, we won't be able to outrun those dogs?" The male rabbit turned to her and said "Let's stop over here for awhile and we'll out number them."

hehehe

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit passed through puberty, however, it soon faced an identity crisis (don't we all!). It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It allowed as to how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was, "Don't scurry, be hoppy."


what did the rabbit say to the carrot?
it was nice gnawing you.


what do you call 400 bunnies hopping backwards?
a receding hare line

Cute jokes. I like the 1 one best. :lol:
~animal crazy~ :D

ahahahahaha do you mind if I share that with my forum?

rabbitrae,do you have a forum?

my brain must be up in space somewhere cause i didnt know :lol:


ohh you are more than welcome to put them on your forum :)

hahahahahahaLOL that was great love it! I needed to laugh today! :lol:

lol... those where great I loved them all



TRL........ :lol:

Oh my gosh...those are just so great...The first one is by far the best!