So on saturday at noon there was the AP forum meetup at Chipotle. Everything was going good, we were all just introducing ourselves, saying our screen names and what forums we go to and what not. After i say my screen name, a guy who i know now as Kamon Kerunji here on the AP forums asks me "Why did you call me a retard?" there was an awkard silence and then i was all like "excuss me?" "In that Y HALO THAR thread, why did you call me a retard, whats up with that man?" Now everyopne is silent waiting for me to respond, and i have no clue what to say being that i cant even remember what he is talking about. By the time he left i understood what he was talking about and i now remember that i actually said /b/tard referring to 4chan. Im sorry if i insulted you kamon kerunji, but everyone is called a retard on the internet at some point.

share your stories FROM BEYOND THE CON!!11!!11!

That is your best story?! The retard is you!

On the way home me and Zell Chan saw a car with the liscence plate with "Evil Eyes" on it! That so made the Get Backers fangirl in me squeal and try to get a picture. I phailed though.

Shocking a dude with a cattle prod at closing ceremonies. That's the wierdest thing I've ever done at a con. o.o;;

all my other stories involve scat, i quess you like that type of stuff though.

You don't need to tell any stories, Kag ST!

GENTLEMEN, please! Calm it. :B

And Holland, that story wasn't that funny, It was for like two seconds, but still.


I thought the thing with me shoving the gun in my shirt/pants was funny. Expecially when Julian flipped out on me. xD

lol, nice. :P

Hey Miccy, did you end up getting another pop tart after yours got raped last week by Robin's toaster? xD;

xD Ha ha, no I just ate it raped.

): That poor poptart. It got butt raped, there was nothing left to do but eat it. xD <333

Robyn, your tosters a poptart molester!!

not thats an interesting story

:( Saki, you've hurt my feelings. -_-
It wasn't a story I was jus sayin' that it raped my poptart.

And it was there. I saw it rape your poptart~!

I think one of my favorite parts of the con was...

ELEVATOR PARTAY!
Here's the story from my point of view...

Okay, so Saturday we'd gone out to get supper and came back an hour later with two boxes of pizza. We walked into the hotel and I was thinkin', We're gonna get hit up for this stuff. When we walk in, we go to the elevator and press the up button. The door opens and...There's a ton of people in the elevator. They're like, "Hey! Come on in!" (They'd seen our pizza) My dad was just like, "No," and so we waited for the next elevator. We got up to our room and ate.

Afterwards, I was like, "Dude, I am so joining that party if it's still there." So I walked around a bit, and when I knew I was alone I went to the elevators. I pressed the up button and...Everyone was still there! I got in and said, "Dude, I am so joining this cool party," so someone told me to press all the buttons and I did. We went up and down many times and saw the "depressed guy" who threw Pocky at up and we threw some back at him. (I think...)

On one floor, the door opened and there was a little girl standing there in her bathing suit and a little inflateable. She looked unsure if she should get on or not, and one girl in the party said, "Are you sure you want to get on? We're all crazy in here! BWAHAHAHA!" So the door closed.

But we eventually got shut down. Some old guy came onto the elevator and was all like, " :domo: You kids won't be allowed to do this :sniper:" So we all got off when we got down to the first floor. I sat with my ladies for a bit then went to some room. When I got back, Erin looked at me and said, "Where were you? Sara was worried. That old man came ranting through here with hotel security and was identifying people. But it's okay, because you were here with us, no where near the elevator." I was just like, phew. 'Cuz I had a huge Chopper and the Chopper that's my avvy and he'd been looking directly at me on the ride down. So I hide my Choppers and waited, and it was clear.

-My story.

I was so in that. XD That was the best. That old man was like "You punks need to get the hell out of this elevator"

Too bad it didn't last longer.

My favorite pre-con story is when we were all hanging out at my dorm before moving stuff over, and Laura told us not to shock her with the prod, so I did. She started wailling on me, and then Roman got this big smile on his face and snuck a cheap shot in while the getting was good!

It was pretty funny!

I would call that more of an "awkward moment". XD

The funnier story of the Chipotle Forum battle would actually be when that one dude (sorry, I forgot your name) tried to fit that whole burrito in his mouth. I barely even ate 1/3 of my burrito.

Don't know if this is funny or not but anyway my con story.

It was friday night around maybe 10:00pm and I had my InuYasha cosplay on and I was in the elevator stuck with a bunch of cheerleaders. it was sort of awkward being alone in the elevator with no cosplayers and all of the sudden this girl reaches out and grabs my ears. I jumped and ended up tripping falling on my ass infront of the whole group. they started to giggle and i'm like " I need an adult i need an adult!!!" So when the doors opened to the next level I jumped out and ended up whacking my head against a very hard wall and then falling flat on my face in front of a security guard. So it exactly wasn't the best night. i ended up tripping two more times within the next 10 minutes and then finding a nice bump on the back of my head.then of all the things I had to say it couldnt get any worse and well let's put it this way. never get into an elevator with hyper active cosplayers who have had way to many bawls!!!! cause i ened up with a very nice headache after that.

Ouch, That sounds painful.




Ahh... the cheerleaders. Haha...

I changed costumes into my Misao, and was walking out of the elevators towards Artist's Alley, when an army of cheerleaders trample in. At first I was like "What kind of cosplay group would do three dozen cheerleaders?" And then I saw the look on their faces, and I felt really stupid. So this one kept staring at me. And she would not stop staring at me. So, I looked at her with a really twisted look and blow her a kiss. She totally FREAKED OUT.

It made me giggle.

sadly that soudns liek somethign you and sam would do

Dang! Dang! Dang! what time was it that night? I soooo should have joined your party! and I think that old man should have minded his own buisness!

ya it does. knowing sammy she would have had fun freaking the cheerleaders out. and props to you lava lamp!!!! Although i did freak out a cheerleading mom.
I was standing there and one of my con buddies was there with me and she kept looking at us weird well considering we looked like a pair of guys and we ended up pretending to make out and the lady started to freak and tell the girls to look away. It was so funny only bad part was she saw me again and told me I should be ashamed of myself and think how my parents feel. I asked if she knew Iwas a girl and she got quiet after that. it was pretty funny.

::::not a funny one::::

Saturday:

I had changed into my gothic type outfit.
When I went up to my room, after the swim suit cosplay, I was in the elevator with a lot of the cheerleaders. One adult said "she is crazy," and pulled her kid away...I looked at the kids and smiled, then one came up behind me and asked what was going on...I told her it was an anime convention. She started asking me a lot of questions, when we got to the top floor, her mom pulled her aside. I told them they should come down to the convention.

Her mom said I was crazy..

And hour later while going down to talk with Mike, and other_mike, they were in the elevators again. (I got in) and looked at the mom. she said" well she liked the way all of you are dressing, so she decided to try to make an outfit." I smiled and said her glitter looked nice..She jumped up and down, then hugged me...(meh....little kids need leashes on at all times.) Later I saw them walking around the con.

I guess you never know who you can influence at a convention....lol

Woah... yeah... that's weird.


My stepsister is a cheerleader, and if someone were to tell her to check out a convention, she would scream, call us freaks and tell us to get away before she calls security. o_O

Well my mom she used to be a cheerleader, but she's really cool and thinks this is very interesting she's worn my cosplays before

lucky duck. I wish my mommy was that cool. She just pretends to be interested when I can blatantly tell she isn't.

lol, my con story:

Elizabeth and I were standing in the artist alley next to this older man, when a group of scantily clad girls walked by. I was like "whoo!", cuz that's what i do, ya know? And i realized one of them was a nice looking guy instead of a girl. lol, the older man blushed and looked away and so i said: "oh, is that your son? he makes such a pretty girl, you should be proud" And the older guy just flipped out! He was like "what? no! he's a guy! why is he crossdressing?? Where is our american youth going?! Why are there freaks everywhere?!" So i walked away. Not a very funny story....kinda sad <_<

SO we want to be different so what, we are nto really freaks, but ourselves not clones like many would have you be

The cheerleaders.......on Saturday

I was walking to my room*bad place since it was right in the middle of them all!* and like, I had a friend with me, and when we were walking they were like,"Make way for the japanese freaks." I got so mad I ended up walking into their room and going to the person in charge and started yelling at her about how she should tell the girls that if they are going to be there that we'd have to get along and they would have to not yell like they were doing. So when I went to my room with my friend and when we headed back towards the con, the cheerleaders followed and then tripped me, my face went into the elevator door and my outfit got stuck in the door...>< -poor Kaoru outfit everyone stepping on it-

Yeah, there were freaks everywhere at that con.
They weren't dressed up as anything but businessmen and in normal clothes.
They kept looking at us funny and asking questions.
Buncha' freaks. <_<

arriving at the con around 4 a.m. with my friend attempting to look for my other friend miccy was not a great moment, first looking in the con suite where people were still alive at 4 a.m. and then moving on to no avail, after about an hour of searchign we finaly settled back in the con suite cause there were actully people still awake except for two very snuggled couple on the couch, so talking and making jokes one of the couch rats opend their mouth and the voice sounded vagly familiar, me and my friend looked at each other then asked who was the masekd snuggler and someone pointed, "her right there", and then told us that in fact it was miccy, we realized whta a time we had wasted and immegiatly started throwing everything on hand that we had at our snuggled friend, at first she arose in a frantic blitzkreg attack into a joyful reunion....right up until hulland and mike start pistol raping her >.>...cough jumario toooo :nyan:

haha...I remember that! I had no idea why he was ranting at first because I hadn't been paying attention XD (was too busy looking at Crispin Freeman like o__O)

A few minutes before that we had been outside watching the RBG (and the tent being blown away) and I saw someone who looked like Crispin Freeman. I was trying to figure out if it really was him without making a scene, so I was turned away whispering to my friend. When I turned artound again I ran right into him. I appologized over and over. Then as we were going inside, I guess he decided to go in at the same time, but my other friend who wasn't paying attention and talking to me brushed by him, opened the door, and hit him with it. I had stopped to let him through and afterwards I was completely mortified. During the convention my friend who almost "killed" him with the door ran into him (literally) at leaset 5 more times.

Luckily, he didn't seem to remember XD

I think it was Ohayocon, maybe a different one, but there was a Real Estate Convention taking place AFTER the con, on the Sunday, and so I was riding in the elevator up to my room, In costume, with about eight men in business suits. o_O It was pretty awkward.

Now if we're talking other con experiences, I have a good one about sitting at one of the chairs in front of an elevator waiting for my friend to finish getting her costume on. I was dressed as Sadako from Ringu/The Ring, and I just sat really still and stared forward at the elevator. When it opened, I saw a couple people get out from behind my wig, but then there was a guy in a business suit. He slowly moved to the front of the elevator, stared at me in what looked like mild fright (I just sat there without moving), and then suddenly darted back into the back of the elevator and the door closed. I was laughing my ass off.

XD that awesome

aww, stick to punch stories for now, I wan't to hear the crazy shit that happened while we were working!

My bad. I didn't mean to be a trend-setter.


[or maybe you're just jealous.]

I changed into my aeris costume, and went to go down the elevator, i was the only one in there, hit the 3rd floor, a few kids went to run in, then ran out and said "wait' we're going up", then on the 2nd fl. some preteen girls went to get in and then turned around as soon as they saw me, I got to ride in the elevator all alone

Man Aeris has so many good uses, such as scaring small children

Man I got freaked out by a group of ladies there. I was in the elevator going down around 11:00pm on saturday to go check out what was going on. When I got into the elevator the cheerleading mom's were there and i was okay with that I';m like you leave me alone I leave you alone. well one of the mom's went " you look like that boy on cartoon network my son likes." when she said that two things came to mind one her son likes naruto and likes sasuke which who doesn't? and secondly her son is gay. then she went " I thought only girl's where into this sort of thing." well I was just quiet trying not ot be offend and just nodded. I can't say to much because well I did look like a guy but not to much. And I did have my sasuke costume on. well I had ace bandaging around the top part of my costume to. That's when it started to itch and i'm like crap. well I tried to fix it in the back and well it snapped. At first I was like oh crap and then well lets put it this way the ladies in the elevator found out I was a girl. and she started to freak. as soon as the elevator door opened I was off the elevator. I dont think I've been more embaressed in my entire life.

Aww!!! that must have sucked! Poor you! n_n