Title: Do not Fear, The wanged one hath not forsaken thee
Description: I simply found something more fun...
Craig - February 22, 2006 09:01 AM (GMT)
Worshippers, Friends, Meager peons who don't matter,
It is my birthday tomorrow. In celebration of this event I am going to lay out the guidelines for the celebration/observance/and worship of this great day.
You shall wake up buy 9 A.M. and consume a heart healthy breakfast consisting of exactly five strips of bacon, two fresh biscuits, shredded hash browns, two fried eggs sunny side up. ALL of this must be covered by Sausage Gravy. You will drink a half a pot of coffee along side of this.
To those of you with a Tee-Jays in your area this is called a Barnyard Buster.
This may be substitued for a bowl of rice crispies.
While letting the food digest you shall play We <3 Katamari until 2 PM while singing the soundtrack...loudly.
2pm-2:30pm free time
2:30pm you begin your escalation drinking. You must start with beer every drink after that you must increase the potentcy of the alcohol to the next strongest thing available.
This may be substituted for soda in which you escalate by caffeine content.
5pm by this time you should be plenty drunk or wired. You are required to drive to the store and buy a box of Zebra Cakes and then drive home after doing no less than three and no more the five donuts in the parking lot of the grocery store.
6pm-7pm free time.
7:30-8:30pm You will worship your wanged god by masturbating and or having as much sex as possible in the alotted time frame. This is not how long, but how much.
8:45pm - Consume all the zebra cakes.
9:00pm - Start a bonfire in your back yard and dance around in naked in a sugared up drunkeness until you either pass out or are arrested.
Kaisermikeb - February 22, 2006 01:17 PM (GMT)
Mishikotoko - February 22, 2006 01:22 PM (GMT)
Craig - February 22, 2006 05:30 PM (GMT)
Yeah, I've been playing a lot of Warhammer 40,000 lately and my money has all gone to it. That and after Ohayocon I really just didn't want anything to do with ANY convention as I was all burnt out.
Oh yeah...500th post.
Mishikotoko - February 22, 2006 08:41 PM (GMT)
happy early birthday to you.
Dildodo - February 22, 2006 09:32 PM (GMT)
Happy B-day, Craig. Nice to have you back. That list was awesome. Look's like you're improving ;) .
Craig - February 23, 2006 02:20 AM (GMT)
It's unlikely I'll stay long. I have more 40k to play. Unless my friend decides to goto AP, I won't. And even then I'll likely be crashing in my car or somewhere in the halls of the hotel.