Motion to rename the position "Con-Chair" to "Minister of Phat Beats, Yo", all in favor say, aye.


Aye.

I told Mike not to flyer insane asylums but he never listens

Isn't that where he came from though?

I thought Mike broke out of one of the insane asylums nearby? meh...who knows.

Escaping from an asylum requires too much logic. That's why I still post from an asylum.

For every letter I type, I get burned. But.. it's worth it. I do it for the pain :screem: ...

You know I made them change the colors from white, to a dark grey.. (the lines of white fabric, and grey fabric, plus the slight changes in the grey are ammusing to look at for hours. (Although black would have been best...<it doesnt show blood as much...I do have a half almost black-grey_ / crimson red room.>

Then again, I took out everyone, who kept me here, so I do as I please..

*looks at a red spot on the wall*
"crap...it didn't all copme out...wtf!! I told them to clean it....." <_<
*grabs a wall hanging, and puts it there*

you like pain do you?
hmmm..... :ninja:

I like it mixed with pleasure. It's kind of the way I am, annoying pain mixed with orgasmic pleasure... Or was it the other way arround :blink: ?

lol...I love pain mixed with pleasure....

*nods* I can agree with that.

That's good to know. If I ever take you out for lunch I will remember to put needles into your ice cream dessert ;) .

Don't thank me. I'm thoughtful like that.

I love thorns more^_^

Do you? Or are you just saying this to turn Enishi on?

I am straight..lol

not bisexual. sorry to dissappoint you though.

I think I can speak on behalf of all of dildodokind that I am not dissapointed at the slightest.

So you're a straight girl who likes thorns. Is there anything else we need to know?

Say, what color is your...?

finish that lets see if it gets you slapped or not.

In that case I'm going to be a gentelman and ask the color of your panties.

~ducks~

Also, what shade of red is your...?

I wont hit you for that. ^_^

my panties, are made of red lace right now. :P

What about my second question? In case you still have doubts what it means, let's just say that it's the one that's more likely to get me hit.

then say it... I wont slap you.

I'd prefer it if you guessed it... or offered your own interpretation. I'm asking you about a shade of red in relation to your body.. I think it's fairly obvious what I mean (I can think of at least two possible choices here) and it's not about you panties (very nice, btw).

I can think of three!

The third one is not interesting -_- ...

but the fourth is if she's a virgin!

That was actually my second one. Please try to make an effort to keep up with my math.

I hate guessing games...

Well, I am not...




<gone>

and the number one comment for killing conversation is...

Now gone.

I am sorry I am ok with talking baout it...My friends helped me with that...
<Wont mention it again.>

*pokes*
so how do you size up compared to Dildodo?

Was there ever any doubt about would win that one? I mean, come on, my entire body size contributes is just that one area :lol: . You had your chance to compare us... lol.

I'm so gonna win hentai olympics.

hmm....

I know I didn't just see it from you...you are actually trying to get back on topic...hmm...ok

Well it is gone now..^_^ sorry again....lol

Blade of the Immortal is ok....although I do not remember much of it...lol

Topic? What topic? I wasn't and it's all gone now anyway.

And Blade of the Immortal was something I picked at random.

Forget about the color, what size is it? No more guessing required. Not for you... and hopefully for me too.

P.S. What happened to my beautiful face?

What size is it...should I really tell you.... I think I will keep it from you.
*laughs*
You know I would be willing to tell you what size my______ are.

your face? umm....*looks around*

Exactly six spaces? Seriously, if you're willing to say it just say it! ~chorus goes: don't spray it!~ Shut up, chorus!

Yes, yes you should. Just ask your friends. Why must you tease me so much.

My avatar! My gorgeous, beautiful, stunnning avatar!

By the way, there's a man behind you.

5 spaces, the sixth is just to throw you off...lol
You are tyhe one who likes guessing games, so guess.

I am not "really" teasing you. In fact I am being good.

I know there is a man behind me...I like it like that... :P

Let's see: 1- N 2-I 3-P 4-P 5-L... eh... not long enough (the first time I ever had that problem).

Let's try again 1 - B, 2 - O, 3 - O, 4 - B, 5 - S. Boobs! Got it!

On to the next stage...

P.S. That's nice...

Boobs is correct.......*claps*

(although it wasn't hard anyways)
here is the answer.....DD
now don't you feel special..lmao

P.S. lol...the trail of......is ammusing, I don't know to take that seriously, or as sarcasm..hmmm....

(not long enough.....lol)

That's more than nothing, I'll give you that.

I always feel *special* ever since that day I tried to fly... ahem... nevermind.
Dildodos aren't meant for flying, I'm afraid.


But, I gotta say I'm a bit dissapointed. I was inquiring about the size of your nipples not your boobs (something I've figured out on my own).

As I said before you will just have to hope that one day you get a chance to see them. I will not tell you the size of my nipples. That would be giving you the information you are asking for, and I can not do that all of the time.

Point taken. A guy needs something to look forward to, after all. I need a challenge, an obsticle an adventure. A nemesis... mike... Yes...

lol.......

*smiles*
so now mike is a nemesis....interesting.

*sits and watches what happens*

Well, as a mod, he represents everything that is opressive. Everything I stand against.

That, and I also needed an excuse to wear my cape and late pants. Just imagine, a rubber dildodo wearing all that. Sexey!

Mike is crazy, you must remember that..lol

He has a special chair waiting for him he can sit in one day. ^_^

He sits on chairs... I sit on conchairs... I win...