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Title: Top 30 Facts about Chuck Norris!
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sakana_janai - January 12, 2006 04:25 PM (GMT)
Check it out!

Chuck Norris!

My personal favorite is "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris."

Misato_Katsuragi - January 31, 2006 11:25 PM (GMT)
Chuck Norris is a giant hamster that rides on the back of a giant turtle, and he rules the universe from that very spot.

kalajessta - January 31, 2006 11:33 PM (GMT)
Then you guys have to watch this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Misato_Katsuragi - February 1, 2006 03:03 AM (GMT)
I love it.

Proman - February 1, 2006 05:01 AM (GMT)
That clip was pretty awesome.

Mishikotoko - February 1, 2006 01:22 PM (GMT)
Do any of you listen to Q FM 96 in the mornings?

They made a refferance to him, and the lady who stuck a gun in her vigina this morning...just wondering if any of you caught it...lol

Nice...the was a good clip.

Misato_Katsuragi - February 1, 2006 01:26 PM (GMT)
I don't even know what that is...


Mishikotoko - February 1, 2006 04:22 PM (GMT)
A radio station..96.3 (older rock...my mom and I carpool. so I get to hear it too...blegh)

Milodiablo - February 28, 2006 06:33 AM (GMT)
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

And

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE

Kaisermikeb - February 28, 2006 03:25 PM (GMT)
QFM 96 is probably the best station in columbus (though 101. whatever) is rivalling them, though... they would be a lot better if they stopped talking about Wags and Elliot all the time...
No one gives a fuck about Wags and Elliot. It's like Bob and Tom minus the edge, plus lame.

Mishikotoko - February 28, 2006 04:15 PM (GMT)
lol...I sometimes I would like to agree with you.

Dildodo - February 28, 2006 08:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Feb 28 2006, 03:25 PM)
It's like Bob and Tom minus the edge, plus lame.

I thought Bob and Tom were already lame.

Kaisermikeb - February 28, 2006 09:16 PM (GMT)
which adds to my point.

Dildodo - February 28, 2006 09:18 PM (GMT)
Which, recursively, adds to my point :) .

Dildodo - February 28, 2006 09:19 PM (GMT)
Didn't mean to double post. Delete this please!

Oh, why am I not a mod yet? I mean I'm just as lame as any mod here.

Mishikotoko - February 28, 2006 09:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dildodo @ Feb 28 2006, 09:19 PM)
Didn't mean to double post. Delete this please!

Oh, why am I not a mod yet? I mean I'm just as lame as any mod here.

*points and laughs*





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