Title: The Ninja Battle Thread!
Kaisermikeb - October 24, 2005 07:30 AM (GMT)
Use this thread to make fun of each other, specifically by quoting them wrong!
Also, I'll use my wicked awesome moderator powers to give me an unfair advantage, so watch your back!
Craig is a poser and Dildodo is a bad parent!
posyden - October 24, 2005 04:28 PM (GMT)
what you said:
Use this thread to make fun of each other, specifically by quoting them wrong!
Also, I'll use my wicked awesome moderator powers to give me an unfair advantage, so watch your back!
Craig is a poser and Dildodo is a bad parent!
What I heard you say:
Use this thread to Pwn me, specifically by proving how much more awesomeness everyone else has compared to me
Also, I'll use my wicked stepmothers dildo to give me pleasure you can't measure, so watch your eyes
also
Craig is posing nude for me and Dildodo is rubbing my nuts
hmmm...although your version is more informative..and you kinda make fun of people...I think my version is a lot more accurate about your life..
OH THATS A BURN (seriously I got 3 people in 1 post)
I have 2 things to add
1) I'm just joking dudes...it's all in good fun
2) I'm pretty sure I can expect a really harsh retaliation
Kaisermikeb - October 24, 2005 04:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 24 2005, 04:28 PM) |
what you said:
Use this thread to make fun of each other, specifically by quoting them wrong!
Also, I'll use my wicked awesome moderator powers to give me an unfair advantage, so watch your back!
Craig is a poser and Dildodo is a bad parent!
What I heard you say:
Everyone in this thread just make fun of psydon, he's an annoying little git, who probably gets sympathy fucks from his mom. Of all the people on the board, he is most likely to kill himself over something Inuyasha Goth says.
I mean, all that is true, but how did you know that?
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No, I didn't say that about you. I wouldn't do that to the newest member on the first post. I guess you're just really insecure about it, and it's pretty weird you would admit that stuff.... weirdo.
Proman - October 24, 2005 05:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 24 2005, 04:28 PM) |
I'm just joking dudes...it's all in good fun
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Oh no, you're not joking biatch! I really am rubbing your mother's nuts. I also cut off Craig's wang and compared it to Dilodo's dildo. Craig's wang is a lot smaller. It's a chibi Dildodo, man :blink: !
posyden - October 24, 2005 06:26 PM (GMT)
your right I wasn't joking bitches.....
However I would like to apologize...I'm sorry to all of the people on this board with girlfriends (all 2 of you) cuz I fucked them...last night..and again this morning...don't worry I'll return them safely
also...Mike...yeah...put on your gay frilly dress, get the fuck over to my house and make me a god damn sandwhich...cuz thats really all your good for...
and Proman....you need to finish the story man...don't be shy
we all know what you did with craigs decapitated wang and the dildo after you were done measuring them...
I'll give you a hint...it rhymes with..."you stuck it up your pass"
Remember guys...the 4 commandments
1) I'm Posyden though shalt have no other awesome before me
2) Your girlfriends will pay tribute to me...sexually...once a week
3) No Fat chicks
4) when in doubt just remember that Posyden is god and you are insignificant so it doesn't matter anyway
Dildodo - October 24, 2005 06:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 24 2005, 06:26 PM) |
Remember guys...the 4 commandments
1) I'm Posyden and for every penis I have I've got 9 extra nipples. I have 7 nipples. You do the math.
2) Your pets will pay tribute to me...sexually...once before and after dinner (and three time son Saturday).
3) I like Fat Bald Guys.
4) When in doubt just remember that Posyden is a pussy who doesen't know how too spell and gets off on anal favors. |
If you say so. Just tell me one thing: WTF is Posyden? Did you try to spell Poseidon but tragically failed?
posyden - October 24, 2005 06:50 PM (GMT)
WOW...how fucking cowardly for Mike...he has to hide behind mod status cuz he can't come up with a decent insult on his own...seriously...Mike started this thread...and he has to resort to cheap ass little tricks that don't even work..what a bitch
posyden - October 25, 2005 12:08 AM (GMT)
for those who didn't get a chance to see it...Mike Modified my last message to insult me by making it look like I was insulting myself..I just re-edited the message..to put the little pansy back in his place
Wyatt - October 25, 2005 02:37 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dildodo @ Oct 24 2005, 01:40 PM) |
| If you say so. Just tell me one thing: WTF is Posyden? Did you try to spell Poseidon but tragically failed? |
Did you try to insult him and tragically fail? Yes.
Did you try to troll and tragically fail? Yes.
Were you born a tragic failure? No, but you've become one.
posyden - October 25, 2005 02:59 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Trent Arms @ Oct 25 2005, 02:37 AM) |
| QUOTE (Dildodo @ Oct 24 2005, 01:40 PM) | | If you say so. Just tell me one thing: WTF is Posyden? Did you try to spell Poseidon but tragically failed? |
Did you try to insult him and tragically fail? Yes.
Did you try to troll and tragically fail? Yes.
Were you born a tragic failure? No, but you've become one.
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Wow..I'm not sure if you were defending me..or insulting him...or both
with that said....I do have a comment...
seriously?....
Did you try to insult him and tragically fail? Yes.
Did you try to troll and tragically fail? Yes.
Were you born a tragic failure? No, but you've become one.
was that the best you could do?
wtf...my grandmother could insult people better than that...your in the Battle ninja Thread not the pansy ass baby insults thread..you can find that thread at www.trentarmsucksalotofass.com
ok..pwning everyone in this thread is getting boring...it'd be nice to get 1 person who is a challenge
Wyatt - October 25, 2005 03:07 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 24 2005, 09:59 PM) |
| QUOTE (Trent Arms @ Oct 25 2005, 02:37 AM) | | QUOTE (Dildodo @ Oct 24 2005, 01:40 PM) | | If you say so. Just tell me one thing: WTF is Posyden? Did you try to spell Poseidon but tragically failed? |
Did you try to insult him and tragically fail? Yes.
Did you try to troll and tragically fail? Yes.
Were you born a tragic failure? No, but you've become one.
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Wow..I'm not sure if you were defending me..or insulting him...or both
with that said....I do have a comment...
seriously?....
Did you try to insult him and tragically fail? Yes.
Did you try to troll and tragically fail? Yes.
Were you born a tragic failure? No, but you've become one.
was that the best you could do?
wtf...my grandmother could insult people better than that...your in the Battle ninja Thread not the pansy ass baby insults thread..you can find that thread at www.trentarmsucksalotofass.com
ok..pwning everyone in this thread is getting boring...it'd be nice to get 1 person who is a challenge
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Further proof that insults requiring some shred of intelligence to understand don't work on people that have none. To put it in terms you'll understand, you should have stuck to sucking dick for crack you n00b. The only insult here is that you don't know how lame you really are. (seriously, "www.trentarmssucksalotofass.com"? Hey pot, this is kettle! You're black! Dumbass.)
posyden - October 25, 2005 03:31 AM (GMT)
First off..I understood your insult..I just thought it sucked ass
second... sucking dick for crack?...I think you have me confused with your mom..sorry
and lastly...how could you call me lame...I mean unless lame is like latin for pimp..I don't really see how lame applies to me
Kaisermikeb - October 25, 2005 03:32 AM (GMT)
Ok, for those of you who missed the point... you're supposed to quote and edit, or if you're me or Kitsula, mod edit and hope they don't notice.
Maybe I'll figure out a way to give everyone mod powers in a single thread.
posyden - October 25, 2005 03:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 25 2005, 03:32 AM) |
Ok, for those of you who missed the point... you're supposed to quote and edit because thats what I fucking told you to do and your supposed to listen to ladies... or if you're me or Kitsula mod edit like the pansy little bitches we are and hope they don't notice.
Maybe I'll figure out a way to give everyone mod powers in a single thread cuz that would be retarded just like me
anyway...I have to leave....I gotta put on my gay frilly dress and go make Posyden a sandwhich |
Is that better newb
Wyatt - October 25, 2005 04:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 24 2005, 10:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 25 2005, 03:32 AM) | Ok, for those of you who missed the point... you're supposed to quote and edit, or if you're me or Kitsula, mod edit and hope they don't notice.
Maybe I'll figure out a way to give everyone mod powers in a single thread. |
I am your whore mike! I worship your impressively proportioned man meat!
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If you aren't the author and you are reading this, you're a dumbshit. Yes, posyden, I mean you. Did you stop putting boners in your mouth?
posyden - October 25, 2005 04:11 AM (GMT)
I was gonna quote and edit trent..but then I saw his lovely hidden message...I can't insult you after that..that was just too awesome to insult
posyden - October 25, 2005 04:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 25 2005, 04:11 AM) |
| I was gonna quote and edit trent..but then I saw his lovely hidden message...I can't insult you after that..that was just too awesome to insult |
Wait...FUCK THAT..I can insult you..know why..cuz your a bitch...
turns out Mike got that gay frilly dress from you..it was a bribe to get him to bend over for you...wash that brown stuff off your dick Trent...it's not healthy
Wyatt - October 25, 2005 12:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 24 2005, 11:15 PM) |
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 25 2005, 04:11 AM) | | I was gonna quote and edit trent..but then I saw his lovely hidden message...I can't insult you after that..that was just too awesome to insult |
Wait...FUCK THAT..I can never insult you..know why..cuz I'm your bitch...I just feel the need to reiterate the obvious. I think I want that gay frilly dress so that I, too, can take it up the ass...
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Your lack of refinement is your downfall. Sorry, but Mike's malebox is reserved for Craig. Since you seem so fascinated by the idea, you can don the frilly dress and take one (up the ass) for the team. Once you post it, it's too late. Whore.
posyden - October 25, 2005 03:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Trent Arms @ Oct 25 2005, 12:16 PM) |
| My lack of awesomeness is my downfall. Sorry, but Mike's malebox is reserved for Craig. but since it is a good idea, I will don the frilly dress and take one (up the ass) for the team. because I am a whore |
whatever you say man..thanks for taking one for the team
Kaisermikeb - October 25, 2005 05:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 25 2005, 03:43 PM) |
| QUOTE (Trent Arms @ Oct 25 2005, 12:16 PM) | | My lack of awesomeness is my downfall. Sorry, but Mike's malebox is reserved for Craig. but since it is a good idea, I will don the frilly dress and take one (up the ass) for the team. because I am a whore |
Awww, PLEASE let me take it! I want to take it for the team! I want my heterosexuality to be torn to shreads by our fearless leaders huge and sexy man meat. I have been dreaming of a chance like this for EVER! PLEASE let me take it! I NEED it!
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Dude, that is creeping me out....
you will NEVER get it from me!
posyden - October 25, 2005 05:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 25 2005, 05:10 PM) |
| ladies will NEVER get it from me I'm saving myself for Inuyasha_Goth..becuz he's such a sexy little piece of ass |
wow...I didn't know you rolled that way Mike...I mean I always kinda thought you did...but now I know for sure...
posyden - October 26, 2005 05:14 PM (GMT)
wtf this thread kinda died fast...:(
Proman - October 26, 2005 06:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 05:14 PM) |
| wtf my erection kinda died fast...:( |
Too much information, boy :blink: .
rpb3000 - October 26, 2005 09:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Proman @ Oct 26 2005, 02:58 PM) |
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 05:14 PM) | | wtf my erection kinda died fast...:( |
Too many little boys? :blink: .
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Nah, that'd just turn him on more.
Kaisermikeb - October 26, 2005 09:39 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rpb3000 @ Oct 26 2005, 09:03 PM) |
| QUOTE (Proman @ Oct 26 2005, 02:58 PM) | | QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 05:14 PM) | | wtf my erection kinda died fast...:( |
Too many little boys? :blink: .
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Nah, that'd just turn ME on more.
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Wow... didn't realize you were into that!
posyden - October 26, 2005 10:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 26 2005, 09:39 PM) |
| QUOTE (rpb3000 @ Oct 26 2005, 09:03 PM) | | QUOTE (Proman @ Oct 26 2005, 02:58 PM) | | QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 05:14 PM) | | wtf my erection kinda died fast...:( |
Too many little boys? :blink: .
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Nah, that'd just turn ME on more.
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Wow... didn't realize you were into that...finally someone with the same feelings as me
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damn..so many perverts
Kaisermikeb - October 27, 2005 01:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 10:07 PM) |
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 26 2005, 09:39 PM) | | QUOTE (rpb3000 @ Oct 26 2005, 09:03 PM) | | QUOTE (Proman @ Oct 26 2005, 02:58 PM) | | QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 05:14 PM) | | wtf my erection kinda died fast...:( |
Too many little boys? :blink: .
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Yeah, that's just too weird for me
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Totally, we don't need that stuff here
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Aww come on guys, you know you like it! I sure as hell do!
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dude... take that shit elsewhere!
rpb3000 - October 27, 2005 03:09 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 26 2005, 09:30 PM) |
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 26 2005, 10:07 PM) |
Aww come on guys, you know you like it! I sure as hell do! |
dude... you'll eat my shit too? Yum.
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Now come on, that's just going too far.
Kaisermikeb - October 27, 2005 04:59 AM (GMT)
Actually, that just didn't make sense. You fail!
Proman - October 27, 2005 05:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 27 2005, 04:59 AM) |
| Actually, I just faked that orgasm. You fail! |
WTF?
posyden - October 27, 2005 05:42 AM (GMT)
all this talk about shit eating...and little boys....WTF...is this the Battle Ninja thread or Michael Jackson's house??
Proman - October 27, 2005 06:07 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (posyden @ Oct 27 2005, 05:42 AM) |
| all this talk about shit eating...and little boys....well, frankly, it's making me hungry. Where's Craig's wang when I need it? |
:domo:
posyden - October 27, 2005 12:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Proman @ Oct 24 2005, 05:16 PM) |
Oh no, you're not joking biatch! I really am rubbing your mother's nuts. I also cut off Craig's wang to compare it to Dildodo's dildo. Craig's wang is a lot smaller. It's a chibi Dildodo, man
then when the size comparing was done...I shoved both the wang and the dildo in my ass and walked around till I got use to the feeling |
dude...thats just sick...
Kaisermikeb - October 27, 2005 09:44 PM (GMT)
Dildodo - February 8, 2006 08:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 27 2005, 09:44 PM) |
| dude, two dicks? That's awesome! |
No, it's not. It's sick.
Mishikotoko - February 8, 2006 09:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dildodo @ Feb 8 2006, 08:49 PM) |
| QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 27 2005, 09:44 PM) | | dude, two dicks? That's awesome! |
No, it's not. It's sick.
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I could have fun, with two guys..lol
Two guys, two dicks...hmm...
*thinks of things....*
ok stops thinking....
*sit on the ground*
I shouldnt have thought about anything....wait I didn't ....thats right I didn't think of anything...*whistles*
Dildodo - February 8, 2006 09:21 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mishikotoko @ Feb 8 2006, 09:08 PM) |
| QUOTE (Dildodo @ Feb 8 2006, 08:49 PM) | | QUOTE (Kaisermikeb @ Oct 27 2005, 09:44 PM) | | dude, two dicks? That's awesome! |
No, it's not. It's sick.
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I could have fun, with two guys..lol
Two guys, two dicks...hmm...
*thinks of things....*
ok stops thinking....
*sit on the ground*
I shouldnt have thought about anything....wait I didn't ....thats right I didn't think of anything...*whistles*
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mike, now there's an invitation if I ever heard one!
Think we should team up for this "project"? :alco:
~takes out a calculator and starts counting~ The ratio of one breast per dick is not an unreasonable one...
Mishikotoko - February 8, 2006 09:30 PM (GMT)
*looks back at who I quoted*
"crap"
unreasonable breast per dick...well *looks down* ok, so I can see what you mean.
Kaisermikeb - February 8, 2006 10:13 PM (GMT)
Do you want this threesome to happen or not!
Dildodo - February 8, 2006 10:17 PM (GMT)
And Mishi... how should I put this... do you like your "Strategies" real-time or turn-based?