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Title: Figured you'd get a kick out of this
Description: Don't stay a virgin!!!


Vincent - May 11, 2008 02:45 PM (GMT)
http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php
Don't stay a virgin!!!
I figured you would all like this, apparentally this chick will sleep with any virgin that supports net neutrallity. It says she covers all her own travel expenses but you must have proof that you defend net neutrality. xD

Yuffie - May 11, 2008 03:26 PM (GMT)
O.o

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I'm sure she has it. Like that one old urban legand...Mary anyone?

Seriously though, doing something like this to support a cause is a bad idea, and sends the wrong message. -.- And it being only virigins adds to the lameness of this.

Vincent - May 11, 2008 04:03 PM (GMT)
You're just jealous. =P
Well.. Actually it says nowhere on there that she won't sleep with women..

Yuffie - May 11, 2008 04:34 PM (GMT)
Well, even if I wanted to, I still don't meet the requirements.

Jealous? Me? Hell, I could say I'd give underage sex to anyone who stopped illeally downloading anime, and get more lousy sex then her.

Vincent - May 11, 2008 04:53 PM (GMT)
Oh yeh, you aren't 18. x3

I want to test this theory.
Yuffie! Make a website!

Yuffie - May 11, 2008 05:04 PM (GMT)
I have no html skills. And some people would kill me. xD And I may be getting to the point where I want to date again, this probably wouldn't help.(although I doubt I'm there yet)

Human after all - May 11, 2008 06:35 PM (GMT)
HTML? Well I can draw red horizontal lines and make boldfaced type.

Vincent - May 11, 2008 09:05 PM (GMT)
I can do HTML fairly well, just tell me what you want on there. xD

amyloveyou87 - May 12, 2008 04:36 PM (GMT)
How will she know that they have never had sex?

amyloveyou87 - May 12, 2008 06:29 PM (GMT)
surprise buttsex lol

Vincent - May 12, 2008 10:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (amyloveyou87 @ May 12 2008, 04:36 PM)
How will she know that they have never had sex?

If he tries to stick it in her bellybutton, she knows.

Kamiokande - May 12, 2008 11:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (amyloveyou87 @ May 12 2008, 12:36 PM)
How will she know that they have never had sex?

How many guys would lie about never having sex?

Human after all - May 12, 2008 11:46 PM (GMT)
But the payoff here is sex.

Vincent - May 14, 2008 12:05 AM (GMT)
The moral question.. Is it proper for a man to throw off his nature and claim to be a virgin if the reward is sex?


... I say yes.

CrimsonDemon - May 14, 2008 05:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Vincent @ May 14 2008, 12:05 AM)
The moral question.. Is it proper for a man to throw off his nature and claim to be a virgin if the reward is sex?


... I say yes.

I completly agree although this case seems like it could be a trap if you did have sex with her you could possibly wake up the next morning disease ridden (STDs and pregnancy are the only flaws to the otherwise brillent concept of free love), organs missing, or/and sold into white slavery. I've seen it on sixty minutes or imagined it either way. Then again you would have had sex so its a tough call on what to do.

amyloveyou87 - May 14, 2008 02:26 PM (GMT)
Awesome! i am no longer a virgen but now my organs are for sale on the black market.




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