Just got back from otakon.... and there are like 60 threads with new activity. I'm going to be up all night I think! I love you guys!

I wanna hear about the furry getting body slammed and ejected from the con during the 4chan pannel.

You think Craig and I did nothing while the rest of you were off having a good time and getting high off of pocky and lack of sleep? Pht.

Oh, Cloud you make it sound so dirty.



Seriously...I didn't do anything after I slipped you the ruphynol

Oh, okay. I was getting worried, with this morning sickness and all...

OH SHI---

:blink: Oh shi- what? Is there something we need to talk about?

You were totally coming on to me last night, things got a little crazy...but I promise you, the midget consented!

Just a midget? Well, as long as there wasn't a chocobo involved... that got kinda messy last time. Blood -everywhere-. I need to learn to hold my alchohol, though ^_^;

Well...about the chocobo...


If you were wondering why you woke up sore...

I think that had something to do with the tentacle demon... Yeah, I remembered that, btw.

that was just me and a bunch of hoses. I had some fantasies I need to fullfill.

dude... I'm hanging out with you guys from now on! I'll bring my Pretty Sammy brand condoms!

pft, you just go back to your Otakon. We totally sent you an invitation, but you decided Otakon was more important.

Ok, when you said Chocobos and midgets I thought it was just going to be another lame-ass "See Craigs Basement Bullfights!" things, which I hate. They ALWAYS suck, the midget ALWAYS dies, and you ALWAYS charge us to watch!

Wait, I'm sorry, did I give you an explanation? I don't have to give one!

I do what I want, bitch, and tonight I'm having wild kinky animal sex with you two! Deal with it!

HA HA HA HA what is more fun than watching a midget get trampled and pecked to death by a chocobo? I'll tell you what. NOTHING!




Well maybe except me and cloud's party.

Uh yeah... I think my ass needs some time to recover before we have another party like that... And Mike, if you -do- show up the next time, you'd better bring us a peace offering... like Pamela Anderson...

she has Hepatitis C though. And oh yeah, Cloud was walkin' funny the morning after. I saw her try to leave.

Oh.. well how about some of the chicks from Mortal Combat and Dead or Alive?
And Craig? Shut up. That was the midget's fault, not yours. So don't try to take credit for it.

Who do you think was pushin' the Midget's head in?


And agreed. Mortal Kombat and DOA Chicks.

The chocobo, duh!

No, I was jerkin the chocobo off.

I don't seem to remember that part. There was some point in time when you passed out cold in the corner, though...

Well when the booze started flowin during the middle of the orgy, I did pass out. I woke up later though and thats when I had my way with you with the hoses.

I think you were still passed out for that part. Cus there's no way in hell I woulda let you do that. You must have been dreaming. But there -was- something with Masamune...

That is always a possibility