I have decided that should the forum asshole be "official", he should have to live up to certain standards!

The OFAmust have at least 20% of his posts be real posts with no intention of being an asshole, for he must contribute to the society he destroys.

The OFA's insults must be amusing to read

The OFA's insults must not be overly scathing or hurtful

The OFA's insults must be called for, and must not be stretching to find something to burn, but rather answering a call put forth by the universe.

The OFA's insults are preferably to be a negative form of construtive critisism, where as much as possible they make clear the reason for the burn allowing the idiot who deserved it the ability to realize the errors of his ways and giving him space to change.

The OFA must contact Narultimatehero and bring him back to the forums, for narultimate here provided much material to burn, was a loyal citizen of anime punch, was eager to help, and created much traffic.

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Citizens of anime punch:
You are required not to take the OFA's insults personally, but to revel in their novilty.


So it is written, so it is done.

I accept your challenge, Sir Mike!


I still plan on murdering you though...unless it means I'm out of a job afterwards.


UPDATE: I can't find Naru. The only message board he left hasn't his nick on their and no contact info.

Do I get a job description as the forum bitch, or am I free to do as I please?

If you get that title it means you have to have sex with me.



It's a law...or something.

You can try, but I can promise you you'll have nothing left to sex with after you try anything like that on me. I advise seeking advice from the other members of RBG before trying to hit on me any further. Not doing so may result in severe pain.

Yeah dude I'd be careful if I was you. None of the usual stuff works on her. Trust me on this.

The law that can't be broken can surely be bent this one time, for all our sakes.

Well it wasn't me hitting on her, it was an offhand joke about being a partner on on forum assholery. I highly doubt I'd try to hit on her let alone want to.

Shouldn't the OFA include 'Be able to turn any topic P-13 to R rated in only a few posts?'

Damn, pg13 forums taking all the fun out of my ability to create offensive yet fun strings of words that shouldn't go together ^_^

And Craig shit goodluck on the OFA position

just a good idea... cause there will be newbs that Craig will burn... pin this topic as a must read... so that way everyone knows he is makeing fun of us from the bottom of his heart

Yes, but that knowledge would make his attacks that much more ineffective (not that they were that effective to begin with :lol: ) .

When joining you should lurk. and When you lurk you should notice his member title is "Official Forum Asshole". It's not like we're HIDING anything...

Meh, I'm really just bored. This is how I entertain myself when I get home and finish my farmly duties.

"Farmly Duties"....In other words, you're a drug runner?

Well, yeah. DUH!




Actually I live on a farm and have to take care of the horses. Feed, water, walk them, clean their stalls, putt up fence, cut down trees, make trailes, etc.

Oh, that's cool. Horses > all other animals

I wanna pet the horsies!!! I like them, but I've never been closer than five feet of a horse...

EDIT: I lied. I petted a horse at Busch Gardens when I was 15.