Okay, if you had a license to kill one type of person (race,sex, etc etc dont really count) who would it be?

Example: The guy who walks through the street as slow as he fucking wants while cars are going by.

Kids that make up stupid stories that you know are never true.

Do ya get the gist?

I would have to say that working at a movie theater makes me want to kill the parents that get their kids the "Special Kiddie Box" or whatever theyre called. You dont know how much of a hassle cleaning up Ratouille was because of those boxes. Those boxes...... The nightmares.....

I would probably kill that motherfucker Kenny Chesney. Or if you didn't want a specific person the type of person I want to kill are these shitty fucking pop fucks who have destroyed country which at one time was a halfway decent type of music along with rock and blues.

This new hatred aimed mostly at Chesney and McGraw is because these fucks get played non stop on country radio stations that I have to listen to sometimes at work.

I'd like to kill the (mainly Sorority) bitches who come to class after just rolling out of bed in their pajama bottoms (usually sweats with their respective house symbols on it) and think it's, like, so totally cute to sit Indian style at their desks... Opening their legs like that and in their unclean state, they fill the classroom's breathing air with the smell of their nasty, gonorrhea and/or yeast-infected, dried cooter juices encrusting their Victoria's Secret Pink panties. I mean, Christ, they're closest to the source and they can't smell that? Jesus.

Well gee, with a license to kill I guess I'd have to think it through pretty thoroughly. I mean, taking human life?

Heck yes.

If I could stomach killing (which I doubt would ever be possible as I blanch at any blood)

I would most certainly kill those annoying little kids who post spoilers about my favorite shows and books. THEY. DRIVE. ME. CRAZY.

Oh my gosh! Biggs, your post made me laugh so hard! XD

I don't know who I'd like to kill yet. I'd have to give that some thought. Do ex-boyfriends who think you still want them count?

I want to kill Katie Holmes and Avril Lavigne.

I think they do. Especially if they don't take no for an answer.

I want to kill my school, then realized I can't kill a building. I'm so unhappy with my schedule...

Way way too easy.

I'm not telling!

But I love Avril! parts of her anyway. :D Mainly her tight Canadian ass. :P

Yeah, if you're going to kill her do it in the back of the head. Leave the rest of her for us!

I want to kill republicans. Not conservatives, but the whole "love it or leave it, I <3 Bill Oreily, lol club conservative" brainwashed sheep to the slaughter blend. That 30% that still think Bush is doing a good job because damnit they just love him so gosh darn much, yeah, those are the ones I want dead.

Also middle aged women, the people at osu fees and deposits, and anyone in the service industry who doesn't go out of their way to actually help people (that goes double for insurance people).

Lets see... fat lesbians, they need to go. People who think they are too good for you, or anyone for that matter. Guys who talk like 15 year old girls. 15 year old girls. Atheists who can't shut their fucking traps, and spineless "fuck this shit I'm going to Canada" queermos. People who vote against gay rights, people who fight for pulling out of Iraq TODAY, know it all types, evangelists of any breed, people who are politically retarded, and anyone who has ever EVER used the word "interbutts"

Alright, after persuasion from Michael:

Not targeting *specific* people aside (I have a long list of that, yo).

It'd have to be people who inject themself into every comment. Like you could sit there and say, "My dog got ran over and I figured out I'm gay.", and then they would be like, "I'm so sorry, I know how you feel. I mean, I've had 5 dogs ran over. And for being gay, I've experimented, tee hee!" You know, that person that has to inject them self into every. fucking. sentence they speak. And be really vain about it too. I knew this girl who would somehow bring up her boobs/privates/sex life into EVERY SINGLE TOPIC AT HAND. I'm not kidding. We were talking about Nintendo and SOMEHOW she brought up vibrators and pleasuring herself with them. SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU. Or to quote, "A modest man does not talk to himself."

Also, people who didn't bother to read directions and then wonder why something fucked up. Why, I dunno, you're not an experienced carpenter, I wonder why that bookshelf is falling apart!

Oh, and another thing that bugs me lately are Catholic bashers. If you're going to bash one religion, do them all, not just one. Catholics somehow get the *gasp* when it's brought up. Wtf?

People who cosplay as things/characters they don't know wtf they're cosplaying from. I might wanna talk with you about Bible Black, Air Gear, or Tenjou Tenge for some weird reason, don't look dumber than what you already look like since that leads me into...

ATTENTION WHORES. THEY NEED TO GO.

Also include a majority of the con scene.

Pedos.

I say kill Christian bashers all around. Like you said, why make fun of one religion? If you don't like one, don't waste your time making someone feel like shit for believing in something that you don't. I hate people like that. Good call Codi, good call.

I'm actually can stand christian bashers, it just certain ones, those who think all dominations are the same, or have never been to church and still saying how bad it is. Don't knock it unless you've done.

I don't really want to kill anyone, just give them a good punch in the face. Like every person who stares and points, or asks too many questions about Pj and I. Yes, he's older, yes I'm younger, but we're happy, I'm amazingly pleased with him and our relationship is none of their business. That is probably my biggest pet peeve.

Oh, and the morons who take their five year old kids to Pg-13 movies, and won't make them shut up or sit down because, 'they can't sit through a movie that long'

I say the people who act like they are holy, and all knowing, yet wouldn't give you the time of day, unless it benefits them.

People who think you are evil because you are a different religion than them.

Racist people, you know what, cut anyone no matter the skin color we all bleed red.

Parents who think punishing a child for doing something wrong is bad. You know what, it kept crime down for years.

more...

Fuck yes. I was just about to post that!

Being in the line at Anime Punch this year made me want to punch an infant. The girls behind me the whole time kept giggling about some dude they all though was so "SUPER KAWAII DESU ^___^". I was about to turn around and scream "GROW THE FUCK UP!" but I stopped myself.

I hate kids who speak with really lame accents. I know this one kid named Tyler, who speaks like he is british. Im pretty sure if he could suck his own dick he would.

See, now all the fun comes out and people are stepping in line to get murdered.

Like the people at my school who set up schedules, they're a definite out.
Michelle and I walked through a freaking thunderstorm Monday to pick up our schedules and all the snotty secretary could say was "You can't get those today!" -insert snotty sigh here-

People who stare at you when you walk past and make snide comments just loud enough for you to here. Especially when they're in large group. Say 10:1 ...1 being you.

Also, people who feel the need to talk long windedly about THEMSELVES but get all confused when their friends have suddenly decided, well gee I'm done. More often when these people don't ever listen to feedback because htey're to busy being self absorbed "emo" kids.

guys who double post because they don't know about the edit button.

Another type of people that I'd love to kill are those people that think that some people are super hot JUST because they're Asian. I mean, you could have a really really hot white girl next to a disgusting looking Asian girl and some guys would think the Asian was hotter JUST because she's Asian. The same goes for some girls with Asian guys. Don't get me wrong, I think my share of Asians are hot but I don't get it when people like Asians for the sole reason of them being Asian.

I think people should like me because I'm from Iceland :D

Hell to the f'ing yes. I hate that shit. A lot. Don't get me started, heh.

Pale/Sexy as hell /Ireland (I had to..get my ~*~homeland representin~*~ in) girlz FTW! *high-fives sesshouga*

Yeah, since when did the asian girlfriend become such a status symbol for guys, you know? Is it because asian girls are relatively hyperfeminine? Eh, whatever... I don't really care. Everyone has their preferences. I know I've got mine.

I'd like to killll people who won't clean up their pet's shit and piss. Way too many in my neighborhood.

People who ride loud motorcycles.

The "real women have curves" movement. Which, I'm sorry to say, is not a support group for obese women. Rolls and curves are different. And real women come in all sizes and shapes.

People who think they're so funny by yelling out stupid shit during a movie that I paid good money to see. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! Now if it were a shitty movie, and everyone in the theater understood it was a shitty movie... then it's appropriate.

Heh. I'm Irish too. 35-ish% Irish, 25% Icelandic, and 40% other things like English and German. Yes, I'm a combination of all things pale XDDD

And yes, Codi. You are sexy as hell! XD

Ladies this is America. Here everybody is a little Irish. Especially on Saint Patrick's Day. :D

I really honestly wonder how true it is. My family is pure american mutt, we have irish, and I don't look it one bit. I look armenian, welsh, and mutt. Nevertheless, still cute as hell.

I can hold my Baileys every day of the week, son :P

Okay I thought of another one.


People. ^_^

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You know who else I hate?

Bears. Fuck Bears!

Fuck you Mike bears are cool.

Except for Care Bears. They were some weak shit.

My grandfather is 100% Irish. So, no, I'm not only Irish one St. Patty's day :B

Another crowd that deserves to die...those people who are handicapped but think that just because they're handicapped that you should be nice to them no matter what. Then, they act like total assholes to you and you don't WANT to be nice to them anymore.

Oh. And another group: People who have no or very little personal hygiene.

Man, Penguins are starting to piss me off. Whats with all these movies?

Well it isnt as bad as I make it out, since there are only like 3 movies with penguins.

But they still piss me off. Given the chance, I would strangle a hundred baby penguins with my bare hands.

I hate when people will be like "I'LL PICK YOU UP! lolololololol" and they never show.

Aw not the babies ;_;

Labor unions. They served a purpose once and in some industries still do but for the past 25 years they have driven almost all the manufacturing jobs out of this country. Its just a damn shame. Fucking free trade is also part of the problem. Why the fuck don't the politicians do something? Like some protective tariffs so we can fucking escape from our economic reliance on China.

So fuck unions, fuck our politicians, and fuck China for good measure.

>.> I like penguins ;_;

Child molestors, without a doubt. There's currently legislation going through the Ohio senate to have multiple child sex offenders get the death penalty, but why wait? You KNOW they're going to do it again and quite likely, create those who will do it to others in the future. So baby rapers get the axe. And the crowbar. And possibly a sledgehammer.

I know plenty of nice Catholics, but I still feel like going after the Catholic church sometimes, mostly the Pope because John Paul II and his successor have convinced the Catholic populations in parts of the world like Africa, South America, and similar third-world nations that contraception is akin to abortion, and that condoms will not protect you from AIDS because latex has microscopic holes in it. What. The. Fuck.

Related to these two subjects, I would like to kill all those who rape their children and then don't let the girls get abortions because it would be a sin in the eyes of God. One such rape victim was eight years old, which makes me so mad that I go cold inside and begin channeling my inner Hitler.

I would kill anyone who would fuck up anybody else's chance for a whole psyche. This includes drug dealers/pushers/makers (if you want to grow weed for yourself, I will leave you alone), pimps, blackmailers, pedophiles, murderers, rapists, abusive parents, and people who should not be parents in the first place.

You know nothing of John Paul and his works.

Now, now. John Paul II wasn't bad as far as Popes go. He was fluent and smart and a man of god, fully devoted to his faith. Just because you don't believe what he believed, what he taught others, doesn't make him killable. Granted Biggs wants to kill the slumpy girls in class. But you know what I mean.

He spoke from his faith and did a lot of good for Christianity as a whole. In fact he was one of the people thought to have helped the fall of Communism in Eastern Europe. But anyway..He shouldn't be on the list. Since you know. He's already dead.


Benedict on the other hand. Go for it. I've yet to be pleased by his performance as Pope. Which may stem from his history, I don't have a reign on my opinion for him completely.

I don't know the Catholics are kind of dicks at times. Section 13 and that douche Enrico Maxwell need to die.

Please take note I'm just trying to insert some Hellsing humor I have nothing against the Catholic Church or any other for that matter.

Benedict looks like emperor Palpatine. Yes, old joke, but it's TRUE. And seriously disturbing for star wars fans.

If I had a license to kill, though, it would probably be all the arrogant jocks in the world. You know, the stuck up bitchy atheletes that make the life of any decent player a living hell. I would then go track down my high school softball coach and several of the players and just go to town with something sharp and deadly.

Okay, I want to kill people who favorite works and deviantart and don't leave a freaking comment! >:o

Lesbian elementary school teachers. They need to die. The 4th grade and the horrors I suffered there are probably why I'm so fucked up.