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Title: Why don't I have a magical carpet?
Description: Like Drifter that is..


LittleNicoleLost - August 8, 2007 02:04 AM (GMT)
I wish I had a magical carpet.

To fly with.

That would be awesome.

Drifter - August 8, 2007 02:11 AM (GMT)
Yeah, yeah.

Except feeding them is a pain in the ass.

Hmm..I gotta go draw that sometime.

LittleNicoleLost - August 8, 2007 02:35 AM (GMT)
What do you feed a magic carpet? >.>

Drifter - August 8, 2007 02:44 AM (GMT)
1) Imagination

2) Dust Bunnies

3) Any and all spare change you have. They know when it's around. It's in their senses. Couches especially thrive off of change.

4) Find out whatever material it's made out of. Eating it's own kind is a delicacy. Cannibulism 4tw.

Or, you could just beat it with a broom until it's submissive and gives up food.

NOTE: If you use a MAGICAL Broom, their powers will combine and form Captian Planet, who WILL kick you in the balls. You have been warned.

NOTE Mk II: If you're female. Instead they will form Chuck Norris who will roundhouse kick you into impregnation.

NOTE Mk III: Remind me to figure out how to spell Cannibulism so I don't have to edit things alot trying to fix it.

Note Mk IV: If you're Remnant, then it will create Blair who'll kill us all with suckiness.

KaiserMikeB - August 8, 2007 02:47 PM (GMT)
lol wut?

LittleNicoleLost - August 8, 2007 02:57 PM (GMT)
Cannibalism.

Now do you think it might enjoy little children, because I have a younger brother ^_^


Drifter - August 8, 2007 05:05 PM (GMT)
As far as I've known, my carpet's only tried to eat me once. I believe it got very ill due to stupid-poisoning. That, or M-Carpet's don't like the taste of human flesh. It might kill your brother, but it will still leave you to clean up the bloody mess.

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lol wut?


I have no idea, really.

Miccy - August 9, 2007 06:03 AM (GMT)
nicole, we should have a romantic carpet ride. :0!

dream date?

KaiserMikeB - August 9, 2007 07:12 AM (GMT)
a whole new world...

Miccy - August 9, 2007 07:19 AM (GMT)
i can dig it.

LittleNicoleLost - August 9, 2007 02:49 PM (GMT)
A dream date...

A new fantastic point of view...


Miccy - August 9, 2007 03:13 PM (GMT)
or say we're oonnnly dreaming.

LittleNicoleLost - August 9, 2007 04:15 PM (GMT)
LoL.

Sounds like a plan then. Feed the carpet my brother and take Michelle on a date.

Miccy - August 9, 2007 04:57 PM (GMT)
I need a date. A date would be nice. I'd be so lonely without you, Nicole... Let's fly that magic carpet...




dude...i sound gay as hell...

Drifter - August 9, 2007 05:28 PM (GMT)
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dude...i sound gay as hell...


A dazzling place I never knew

Miccy - August 9, 2007 05:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Drifter @ Aug 9 2007, 05:28 PM)
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dude...i sound gay as hell...


A dazzling place I never knew

no one to tell us no...or where to go...

sesshouga - August 9, 2007 05:48 PM (GMT)
Or say we're only dreaming...

Yeah I just cut in :3

Miccy - August 9, 2007 05:58 PM (GMT)
a whole new world.


AP needs a romantic flying carpet.... Yuffie, you should make one for AP. :3

This is not Biggs - August 9, 2007 10:31 PM (GMT)
You go to some tourist spot and make one of those flying carpet videos where you're flying above whatever place you happen to be vacationing at. If I were ever to be in a lame band, that'd be my first music video. For suuure.

What I'm talking about.
Though the ones I've seen weren't advanced enough to animate the carpet. The one's I've noticed are dinky walmart carpets on a green platform with a green screen behind it.

And yeah, AP should get in on that.




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