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LittleNicoleLost - June 3, 2007 02:39 AM (GMT)
Not any cat either.

I need a half starved maniac mouse killing cat.

Now!

=.= I do not like living with a little brown mouse. Unless it is in a cage it is not my friend.

Anyone want to lend me their cats?

Yuffie - June 3, 2007 11:43 AM (GMT)
I have one cat which is quite talented in that area...

Feral kitties or kitties that grew up feral are nice for that. Nothing lives in my house for long, we don't even need a fly swatter.

Anyway, try a mouse trap?

LittleNicoleLost - June 3, 2007 12:18 PM (GMT)
Mmm

I keep thinking I need the kitty from the Mouse Hunt movie XD

But I don't like mouse traps. Some of them are much crueler than feeding it to a cat. Like the sticky ones that just sort of hold it there till you find it.

Miccy - June 3, 2007 01:02 PM (GMT)
Haha! You have mice!


We have them everywhere, Nicole, and thus why we have so many mice traps, and poison for them in the basement.

:[ I don't mind them, but my mother flips out!

;~; I want a kitty, but I probably will never have one.

smokie - June 3, 2007 05:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (LittleNicoleLost @ Jun 3 2007, 12:18 PM)
But I don't like mouse traps. Some of them are much crueler than feeding it to a cat. Like the sticky ones that just sort of hold it there till you find it.

Just get the good old fashioned kind that come down and break em in half. They work the best.

Kitsula - June 3, 2007 09:02 PM (GMT)
Better idea:

1. Get something like the Humane Live "No Kill" Smart Mouse Trap (or this idea, if you're cheap).
2. Capture Mouse.
3. Select victim.
4. Release mouse into it's new habitat (victim's place).
5. ????
6. Profit.

For Bonus Points: Between steps 3 and 4 add fleas carrying the Bubonic Plague to the rodent.

:ninja:

LittleNicoleLost - June 3, 2007 09:38 PM (GMT)
Kitsula,

That just might work XD

pekingpass - December 24, 2007 05:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (LittleNicoleLost @ Jun 3 2007, 02:39 AM)
Not any cat either.

I need a half starved maniac mouse killing cat.

Now!

=.= I do not like living with a little brown mouse. Unless it is in a cage it is not my friend.

Anyone want to lend me their cats?

user posted image

That's good idear!

Psycho - March 3, 2008 02:47 AM (GMT)
I can't lend you any cats, but I'm told I'm a pretty good mouse-eater, if you're interested.

Miccy - March 3, 2008 02:51 AM (GMT)
This post is old. Shes found kitties since then. ^^




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