Yeah, um, just say anything deep, or weird that comes to mind. (It can be stupid, but not offensive, or specifically negative, and it should involve monkeys or cows whenever possible.)

it is always darkest just before dawn

Look before you leap
Think before you speak

And a personal favorite...

Feel before you act <--Made that one up a long time ago

Don't take life to seriously you'll never make it out alive

When hope is lost and you're all alone, facing what seems to be the end just remember you still have yourself

Do acts of random kindness, senseless beauty and once in a while a feat of bountious destruction.

If at first you don't succeed, don't go parachuting.

or bungee jumping either.

The voices in your head have good advice.

I give 100% to school/work. I give 25% each day and I skip Fridays.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

I drink therefor I am.

Your day is not complete without scaring at least one random stranger.

to quote Ed:
"If you see a stranger, follow him!"

There's no reason to be anything less than genuine

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who do back-ups and those who've never had a hard drive fail.

Online petitions are bullshit.

No matter who wins the next console war, the winner will be IBM.

Paying for Linux is taboo no matter WHERE you are.

My personal favorite: Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Oh, yeah, mon ami. Three more:
" I am Hermes I tamed myself by devouring my own wings" Pretty deep on for me to be posting, I know

" Frogs have it easy, they eat what bugs them...humans bug me."

And this is from Spike ( vampire from Buffy and appears in Angel both very good shows for quotes) " Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs." I qeuss you could say that goes along with the saying about how theres always a bigger fish.

I knew you'de do the dragon thing Obsidian, thats why I stated this thred in the first place. (Bout time you finaly got on though.)

Stupid is is what stupid does.

"There is a fine line between stupidity and genius".
- A monkey

Some people hear voices...some people see invisable people...others have no imagination whatsever.

I hear voices...they tell me do random things...CORN SYRUP!!!

It's more comfortable to be mad and know it, then to be sane and have doubts.

Don't cross the streams.

never get into an arguement with a schizophrenic and say " who do you think you are?"

There are only two things that are infinite, Human stupidity and the universe, and I'm not too sure about the universe.

~Albert Eistein

sticks and stones,can break you bones,but words can never hurt you...unless someone throws a dictionary at your head.

thou who fart in church,sits in his own puu.

man who stand on toilet,high on pot

crowded elvator smell diffrent to midget

"The old fable covers a doctrine ever new and sublime; that there is One Man, — present to all particular men only partially, or through one faculty; and that you must take the whole society to find the whole man. Man is not a farmer, or a professor, or an engineer, but he is all. Man is priest, and scholar, and statesman, and producer, and soldier. In the divided or social state, these functions are parcelled out to individuals, each of whom aims to do his stint of the joint work, whilst each other performs his. The fable implies, that the individual, to possess himself, must sometimes return from his own labor to embrace all the other laborers. But unfortunately, this original unit, this fountain of power, has been so distributed to multitudes, has been so minutely subdivided and peddled out, that it is spilled into drops, and cannot be gathered. The state of society is one in which the members have suffered amputation from the trunk, and strut about so many walking monsters, — a good finger, a neck, a stomach, an elbow, but never a man.

Man is thus metamorphosed into a thing, into many things. The planter, who is Man sent out into the field to gather food, is seldom cheered by any idea of the true dignity of his ministry. He sees his bushel and his cart, and nothing beyond, and sinks into the farmer, instead of Man on the farm. The tradesman scarcely ever gives an ideal worth to his work, but is ridden by the routine of his craft, and the soul is subject to dollars. The priest becomes a form; the attorney, a statute-book; the mechanic, a machine; the sailor, a rope of a ship.

In this distribution of functions, the scholar is the delegated intellect. In the right state, he is, Man Thinking. In the degenerate state, when the victim of society, he tends to become a mere thinker, or, still worse, the parrot of other men's thinking. "

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

If igonrence is bliss, why arn't more poeple happy?

"You can die at any time, but it takes true courage to live."-Kenshin Himura
I've always loved this quote; it's so true.

tl:dr




Woman who go fishing with ten men, catch red snapper!

Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

This is an inane answear for everthing.

Never take sleeping pill and lacsitive on same night...

Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day...

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't a boy I'd have nothign to play with ~ Rodney Dangerfield

If you're patient....
And wait long enough....
Nothing will happen... ~ Garfield

I love homemade gifts! Which one of my kids do oyu want?

Always and never are 2 words you should always remember never to use... ~ Wendell Johnson

Girls are like Pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand ~ Benny Hill

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again...

make something idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

If you have an anime convention, expect angst filled teenagers.

I know that am an outsider- H.P. Lovecraft " the outsider"

Only the few who sorcery's secret know,
Espy amidst these tombs the shade of Poe.- H.P. Lovecraft

atmosphere is the all important thing, for the final criterion of authentcity is not the dovetailing of a plot but the creation of a given sensation-H.P. Lovecraft, supernatural horror in literature.

good friends help you move. Best friends help you move bodies.

any artist can create, but only a master can inspire.

If something is not remembered it never really happened. If no one remembers you, essentially you never existed... ~ S.E. Lain

Dude, the zombies are gonna start respawning in fifteen minutes. I wanna be good and drunk by then.
-Largo (Megatokyo)

Death is like life, it sucks -Me
A hacker does for love, what others would not do for money.
If it aint broke, fix it till it is -Microsofts idea of Windows
No matter how the chicken crosses the road, it still tates like chicken.
If you walk a mile in someone shoes, your a mile away and have their shoes.

Man who laugh last,thinks the slowest.