Everyone says ridiculous things at the con.
Let us read examples...


One of my favorite quotes was said by my mother, actually..

*watching me play DDR*
*To some guy I was playing against* "Are you gonna let a 16 year old girl beat you?!"

"and as soon as I find my gun I'll be pissed off gaara from the hood"
"what do you mean pull up my pants....aww crap"

"Wassup wit' it, vanilla face?

Me and my homie Azamat are lookin' for a place to park up our car for da nite."

There's nothing more fulfilling than watching Borat with friends post-con. :P

It took me so long to realize that one quote was from that movie.
Post-con, after telling stories to Demi, She ended up doing the 'Sexy Time' thing around me. lol

That was good. I know there were a few of them in the DDR room.. I think I ended up not paying attention though..
:rolleyes:

"ok how many of you are real and wich one of you are just in my head"
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me: are the dancing naked midgets real or just in my head
my friend: all in your head
me: ok good, cause one is about to kick you in the junk

From the Blitzball brutality, I heard that this was said:

"When are you gonna grow up and realize there's more to life than anime?!"

Um, what else...

Aerith cosplayer: "I hate Aerith."

Kaji cosplayer, putting a flower in his hair: "I got this from an Aerith. Aren't I pretty? Tell me I'm pretty!"

Bawls jokes don't count.

I can't remember most of what was said at and around our table, but rest assured it was all hilarious. Anyone else hanging around the videogame room art tables? XD

I have that picture of him with the flower. Want me to show it? Lol.

YES OMG

I loved Kaji, lol.

"My crotch was on the rise."

-Theme of 4chan-cum-collective-gaming

More things from the land of Music Gaming Saturday afternoon..

Room- "ITS OVER 9000!!!!"
Room- "FOOTBALL!" -with extended SB Techno song-

Haha... Two words: Chant Circle.

The Rave was kinda odd, there was prettymuch only a dance circle and a chant circle. I was pissed at first that no one was DANCING, then decided to just go along with it and fucked around in both circles. I now present the best chants:

"ALL YOUR BASE" "ARE BELONG TO US!"
"SHAKE YO' ASS!" "WATCH YOSELF!"
"PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!" (I just wanted to see if they'd do it, and they did. :P
"WHAT THE HELL?!" "I DUNNO!"
"DRAGON BALL Z?!" "WHAT THE HELL?"

Props to Cloudberg, my buddy Zetsu, and that other dude for making people chant stupid things for no reason! Yay!

Agreed. Lol. And it may not be a quote, but when those two girls in the game started going at it in the public bath with EVERYONE WATCHING..THAT was funny. Lol.

"You must construct additional pylons."

-Said after they shouted "For Aiur!" at "Your favorite anime sucks," and whenever there was a atechnical difficulty (so always).

"Sieg Zeon!"

-I think we all know this one.

"I swear the box said it was 16 and up" ~me when i put on Fencer of Minerva in the BAR

"is that chick carrying a swiffer and a jug of soy sauce"

"why do people get hotter when you drink, and then stay that way till you wake up next to them"

ok for those who hung out with me and my friend
one word

"SPARKY"

"Who am I? Some call me... The Con-Pope"

"We are not safe! We are not safe!" @ protomen concert.

This happened in con ops, my brain was... dead, at the time.

Susan: Do you want a pickle? *points to jar of pickles*
Me: Nope, I haven't showered yet.
Everyone else: *laughs at the stupid*

On our way back to our room, I hear some random guy saying to his friend:

"You say tomato, I say Smelly Testicles"

O________________o;;

"GAMBOL!!"

I 'unno if anyone heard me with this one , but. ^^;;;

If you get it, you are <3

Demi *in both DDR Room and by the Fountain* "SWEET CANADIAN MULLETS!!!"

XD

Not a quote per say but ever since I saw that Cowboy Bebop/Full Metal Jacket AMV the words "Me so horny. Me love you long time." keep popping into my head at random and it makes me want to start singing Baby Got Back. I'm afraid I'll burst into song tomorrow in my History of Ohio class.

Am I the only one who imagines an entire semester revolving around plot twists in "WKRP in Cincinnati"? I should probably not drink during the workweek...

I have to add that on the way home, we decided to scribe the whole weekend and make it a bit more legendary. Greek epic style. Though most of what happened was legendary enough without exaggeration.

It is titled "We Forgive You, Because You're David", after my poor friend who took nothing but verbal abuse from everyone all weekend, mostly from us.

Oh, and in the dealer's room: "Want to eat some Karl?", "Whoa, Karl tastes awesome."

Ahh. I forgot one. From the Cosplay competition, right after the other Akatsuki group went.

"Deedra, Deedra, Deedra, He makes things out of clay, But I won't play with Deedra, cause Deedra's fuckin' gay!"

Extremely amusing, even though I was cosplaying Deidara at the time. (Incidentally, seriously guys. It's Deidara. Not Deedra. "DAY-dar-rah". Day. Dar. Rah.)

I think the best thing I said was "This is SPARTA!" at Your favorite anime sucks.
Thanks to the RBGer who helped me out with that!

Your Favorite Anime Sucks People: Read or Die? What kind of ultimatum is that?

Con n00b (rather angered from losing so many times): What is with you guys? This isn't tournament. Why are you doing these things? I play WWE Smackdown Here Comes The Pain and I don't do the wall glitch all day because it is ghey.
Me: You played that game for more than 10 minutes?

I remember Karl! Here's another Karl quote..

Dealer "Eat some Karl"
My Friend "I'll be okay without Karl"
Dealer "Karl just wants to be with you everywhere!"
Other Friend "like... in the bathroom?"
Dealer "Everywhere"

That vendor had me laughing every time I went to bother him for more karl and/or weaponry. :3

"Come on, taste karl."

Girl in consuite: Why does Eva 2 have an axe?
Me: I'm sure they used it to off a couple people in Japan

Me: I choose to express my feminine side through my ds!-After being commented on about the pink ds for the...well, people said it a lot.

Trial
Judge: Gendo, premeditated murder of the population of Japan, which would be Genocide, child endangerment.
Someone: WAR CRIMES!
Judge: Yeah,
Defense: OBJECTION! Wait...I can't defend this.

Audiance: For Gendo, indecent exposure!
Judge: What?
Audiance: I just want to see it up there.

Pokemon RBG

Me: Houndour--GET HIM!

Me: Jigglypuff, sing Jesus loves me!
Kyo: Well, since Jesus is flying it doesn't have any effect, but Jesus still thinks he's pretty cool.

Otherwise

I had weird dreams last night. Neo nazis burned down the ap hotel, and Mike sacrificed himself to crash his car and kill the neo nazi ring leader.-My sister

outside with the pope, after he hugs people: NOW YOU HAVE BEEN CURED OF ALL YOUR DISEASES...
except the venereal ones!

certainly the 300 quotes during your favorite anime sucks.

The pope asking random people if they wanted to be his altar boys/girls :priest:

forgot this one, in the merch room:
ME: ill flesh wound your mo-....
MY FRIEND: ill flesh wound your moms face!
ME: dammit!

Lol! You played it at the bar? haha. I watched some of it in the Bad Anime room until it was taken over by some other group. Hilarious, and I loved other people's comments too. :D

BAR = Bad Anime Room

i really wish Chris had just taken over the documentary room instead of trying to take over the BAR and then switching to docs if things were going that well.

oh my I've got a ton of them.

Apparently my friends drank the water.....

Couple of my freinds came up with Eminem does nursery rhymes.

"Twinkle twinkle little *&^%ing star, how we wonder what the &*(( you are."

" I've got a *&^%ing mule, and her *&^%ing name is *&^%ing Sal,
Fif-teen *&^%ing miles on the Er-ie *&^%ing canal,
She's a good ol' *&^%er and a good ol' *&^%ing pal,
Fifteen *&^%ing miles on the Er-ie *&^%ing can-al,
We've *&^%ing hauled some *&^%ing barges in our day,
Filled with *&^%ing lum-ber coal and *&^%inghay,
And ev'ry *&^%ing inch of the way we *&^%ing know
From *&^%ing Al-ba-ny to *&^%ing Buff-a-lo OH"


it sounded a LOT funnier in person though.........

Someone looking at the swords
"is this battle ready?"

"its time to drag kenshin into a dark corner"
me:"oro!?!"

So, last night I took this love meter test. It told me I was blah. =\ [/offtopic]

Ok, so on topic. Random quote that came to mind to me just now.

Me: "So, yeah, I was just reminded of really awful bemani related thing I said. I had just gotten into DDR, and my boyfriend at the time was saying something totally crazy. I was listening to a song by Naoki..."
David: "And?"
Me: "I was trying to ask him this; "You're kidding me, right?!" and I ended up asking him "You're kissing me right?!"
David: "Kiss Me All Night Long, you were listening to?"
Me: *Thinking of the song 'Do It All Night' by E-rotic* "No..." *a few seconds later* "Oh, wait, that song was E-rotic! I was listening to Naoki J-style!!!"

I forget if that was the exact words, but.. funny little story...

I said that?

Man. I don't remember saying that.