*puff of purple smoke*

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT....
I AM THE HORRIBLE VOICE OVER TO YOUR FAVORITE ANIME...
I AM DARKWING DUCK!!!!

*puff of purple smoke*

There that's randomness for you.

(Darkwing Duck, old disney cartoon that I used to watch. I doubt alot of people remember. Just thought it was funny.)

Klondike cat always gets his mouse!

:blink:

i have always liked.. the word...
cowabunga........
COWABUNGA!!
go ninja, go ninja go! lol

Dude don't ever do that again.

*cringes at thought of Vanilla Ice from back in the day*

Now you've gone too far.....

This show ownz...


Greetings from the Street Boyzz

Jammerzz:

You know the planet is in a jam
A diabolical plan of only one man
Louis Leon Paradim an international punk
and his army of 3As are his piece of junk

Toolzz:

Yeah! Well he can't fade us
He forgot about the Boyzz and the guy who made us
Ziv Zulander, master of Boyzz bots

Street Boyzz (Jammerzz & Toolzz):

We undermine the plot

Sports Boyzz (Ace, Batzz & All Ball):

We're the Sports Boyzz and we like making noise
Commander jock has intelligent droids

Cook:

I'm cook, and I can take the heat
But don't forget, you are what you eat

Watzon:

Call me Watzon, let me swivel and say
I rock in the doc and I save the day

D'Nerd:

And D'Nerd is my name
And the brain is my game

Genesix:

I'm Genesix
Any problem I can fix

Ninjzz:

My name is Ninjzz
The battle hinges
And how I use my sword and while it singes

ZZ:

I'm Ziv Zulander, ZZ for short
You know I fight the corp, I'm the Bots Master
Listen up you all, you're the Boyzz brigade
When it's laser time put on the 3D shades
Laser time Boyzz

Bots Master
Bots Master
Bots Master
Bots Master
Bots Master
Bots Master
Bots Master

ZZ:

Game Over

Batou19539's friend: I have all kind of pencils. Regular pencils, lead pencils, sketch pencils, pencil pencils...

Random person: You just repeated yoursel...

Batou19539's friend: SHUT UP!!

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Dib: Hey Zim, do you know the Muffin Man?

Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I know not, this man of MUFFINS!!!

Dib, (throws a muffin at Zim.) Well now you do!!!!!

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Lupin: Hi, my name is Lupin the Third, and I'm here to rob your vault.

This is my boomstick!

Army of Darkness pwns all!

Any biscut is tastey, with the proper application of jelly. Always remember this.

WTF mate Hobittses


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OMGWTFBBQIT

Taken from a real aim conversation:

Person 1 says:
no ... i'll judge your penis ..then in three years i may judge his penis.. then i would have to judge your penis again and compare X3 .. wow.. thats really kinky
Person 2 says:
lol, That is really kinky
Person 2 says:
but I'm not sure I want to be used like that
Person 2 says:
...wait
Person 2 says:
yeah I do!

Disturbingly enough Mike, Persons 1, and 2, sound like people I used to know at my school.

Well, here is a panda/mike convo

Panda: Hi
Panda: We need to spice up the boards
Mike: Yeah?
Panda: I'm gonna post the kiddy pron
Mike: Excellent!
Panda: or should I do the snuff films insted?
Mike: tough call
Mike: Kiddy-snuff film?
Panda: good idea

http://cowcotland.free.fr/modules/Forums/c...ies/russes.mpeg

OMFG PONET. :o

Alright Mike, I am like, so going to deny EVER knowing you from now on. I mean come on, thats a new level of wrongness. Administrator or not, you have lost all authourity to detemine what is and isn't pedo bait, you creepyrific person!

Same for you panda, except for the administrator part!

" If the ocean was Vodka and I were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up, but the oceans not Vodka and I'm no duck so pass me the bottle and shut the F*** up." Some one beat that...no really please do I enjoy this randomness...OATMEAL!!!

I'm not wearing
Underwear today!
No, I'm not wearing
Underwear today!
Not that you prob'ly care
Much about my underwear.
Still, nonetheless,
I gotta say--
That I'm not wearing
Underwear todaaaay!

(from Avenue Q)

Oh, and...

BEARDED HAGGIS!!!!

The internet is really really great... FOR PORN!

That's all I have to say about that...

I think Obsidian is dead. I haven't heard from him in days. His evil assassin-for-hire wife probably killed him. But hes to powerful to die that easilly. Obsidian! I know your out there! If you're alive, and you are reading this, (and you damn well shold be, as much time as you spend lurking the boards,) please contact me! The world needs you! The movement needs you! Not to mention you never bured that CD I wanted, and you have all my Saiyuki stuff!