Along the lines of rock paper scissors, only set in the videogame world.

Someone picks any video game character. then next person has to list a new game character that beats the first one, in funny ways. The character used to beat the previous one is the champ untill someone beats it. (Characters that have been defeated already can not fight again, so choose wisely)

Example.

Person one - Sonic
Person two - Mario, jumps on Sonics head crushing his spine, Sonic is now slow because his spin attack does not work in a wheelchair.

Something along those lines.


Anyways...I'll go first.



Donky Kong

Princess Peach, smacking him silly after waiting too damn long for Mario to get his plumber-ass up them ladders. (She had to pee).

Mario fed Princess Peach a poisonous mushroom making her really sick.

Parappa the Rapper rapped a whole lot of crazy rhymes and everything went well for him. Kick, punch, Mario's down.

Petey Piranha bites PaRappa's head off

Wario gases Petey out with a nasty fart :P

Sonic beats Wario by outrunning him several times, making Wario completely exhausted. :devil

Barbie grosses Sonic out. :lol

Britney Spears shaves Barbies head, Barbie not wanting to be associated with spears in that way goes out and wraps her pink corvet around a telephone pole.

Yoshi swallows Britney because of a high-school grudge :lol

Kirby can swallow more than Yoshi can giving him the winning edge. :D YAY Kirby!!

Samus blasts Kirby away

Solid Snake pulverizes Samus with a Stinger (rocket launcher)!

Ness from Super Smash Bros. implodes Solid Snake

Ichigo decapated ness and Ness falls off a cloud and hits the ground and SPLAT!

The KOAC mistakes Ichigo for a real Strawberry and eats her.

The Prince rolls the King in a massive Katamari that grows too big for the universe and explodes causing a black hole which sucks everything including itself up, dos ending life as we know it.

Master Hand slaps him into the black hole.

Master Cheif uses his needler on Master hand, and then finishes him off with an arial attack with a banshee. :) (The needler is my favorite gun in Halo.)

Kortana gives Master Chief a 20,000 volt wet willy. Master Chief loses control of his bodily functions gets grossed out (where does he use the bathroom locked in that suit) and impales himself on his needler to end his suffering. (Also my fav in halo...my aiming skills suck, so homing helps)

Mario eats a Super Mushroom and stomps on Kortana. (wearing sharp soccer cleats)

Mario gets run over by the Excitebiker!! Yay classics!!

Pacman puts sugar in the gas tank of the Excitebikers bike so hes out of the race!!

Bomberman replaces the pellets he eats with bombs, so PacMan dies.

Cousin Daisy forces Bomberman to drink a nice big glass of fresh milk...Bomberman is REALLY lactose intolerant and gets severe diarrhea and dies.

:marny rolls over :daisy , thus crushing her flat.