Hear ye, Hear ye, I come from the foulest regions of the Twisted Metal fan base (well ok not THE foulest), to bring you corrupt a wish (also known as make a wish twisted metal style, more on that later).

In Twisted Metal people would fight to the death for a shot at a wish and the contest leader (known as Calypso) would always twist the wish around and make it backfire against the winner (or in a way that makes their wish completely wasted). If what they say has two meanings he picks the one they don't want, often times it leads them to death.

For example
In one game a cop wished to live in a world without crime, instead of getting rid of crime, Calypso transported him to a planet where there was no crime (because he was the only one there). Next year his sister entered and demanded to see her brother immediately Calypso just simply transported her to the planet his brother was living on.

Another example was a 100+ year old man wanted the body of a teenager, Calypso changed his body from the neck down and said "congratulations you have the body of a teenager, maybe next year you can come back and get the head".

Also smetimes there are catches, like if someone asks for a glass of water he'd give him salt water (didn't happen but that's just an example), or if it was a new car he'd give him one that doesn't work(again jsut an example).

Now after all that the game goes as such someone says a wish and the next person corrupts it in the way I just stated above then makes their own wish, and it keeps going.

My wish:
I wish I had a time machine.

. . . Oh crap i just noticed the evil genie game, well if you want to keep going then just corrupt my wish otherwise sorry for wasting space on the forum.

no worries. it's a spam forum anyways. you want to keep this topic or just continue in the other one?

keep it.

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you get a time machine but it doesn't work
I love the one cop that wants to save the people he accidently killed and gets killed in the end or the guy who lost his memory and finds out he's cia and gets killed I wanna say some more the kid wants his dad back so calypso becomes his father thats it but remember sometimes people get what they want the guy that cries when he kills for example it's fixed and he gets a little extra a nice pair of claws for hands
i wish i had a pony(please give me a flaming hourse)

Here, a plastic horse. :lol
I wish I had all the katamari clothing and accessories.

congrats here for little dollies
I want revenge