You know your horrible at Katamari Damacy when you can't even beat the
tutorial....

When the king pops out of the TV and shoots eye lasers at you.

When you can't even get past the title screen....

You know you're horrible at Katamari Damacy when you can't roll ANYTHING up, even when your katamari is bigger than the object you're trying to roll up.

that was the case when I bought the game *_*



You know you're horrible at Katamari Damacy when
...
You are magicaly teleported in the rank field and classified as roots.

When you're about to roll up a cousin, the cousin takes the katamari and rolls up you.

when you can't turn on the ps2 to play cause you don't know how...

:doh

whats a catumari? :howyoudoin

...you can't make the difference between the King and the Queen... :eek

You cant beat the first 3 levels on the first try ( happened to me, got better tho :P )

they are both female.... :yes

They aren't... >_>

:rolleyes

*ahem* You know you're bad when you keep asking "what's that thing I'm pushing around" while playing...

:doh

You know you're horrible at Katamari Damacy when you get pushed around by dung beetles!

You Know you're Horrible if you Can't Buy The Game due to stupidity. :odeon

when you can't even roll a moskito.

When you don't know what a ps2 is!

You manage to do it susprisingly well avoiding all kind of objects, even if thats not what you want to

(at first all my efforts to go towards some object made me not picking up another, and then seemed to perform longe lines trying to pick up things while all I wanted was just the opposite :P)

(sorry if I express myself too weirdly in english, but its hard to me to find the words O:) )

1. When you try to play it with the controller analog mode off.

2. When you go online and ask what button it is to shoot.

3. When you constantly crash into people trying to kill them.

You pretend that when a rainbow appears, there will be the King's mouth not too far away.

You know you are bad in katamari when...

you can't aim for anything so you waste a good 2 minutes of getting nothing,

or when you let yourself get stuck in a gate and just helplessly sit there and watch all your items pop off.

You know you are bad at Katamari when the King sends lasers out of the space unto the planet to zap you because you are not good enough!

You know you're horrible when you wind up just one millimeter short of your goal (and I don't mean make a star 1 -- I got 1m29cm9mm on make a star 4. 1m30cm exactly next try, though...)

You know you're horrible when you can't play for an hour before you drive anywhere because otherwise you start getting the urge to roll things up by driving into them.

You know you are horrible when you think that the King will punish you before you even start the stage.

You know you are horrible at Katamari when..

You let youself get pushed around by bugs and mice.

*falls on knees*
I am so bad at Katamari Damacy... D:

You know you're bad at Katamari Damacy when The King grabs you and forces you to roll the katamari.

:king : "Kym, you're just as terrible as Our son. We are not amused. We're going to make you roll a 10,000 km katamari for 1 hour. Remember, patience is a virtue We don't have!"
Kym: (various alien-like noises)

It's okay, the game was made for having fun, not for being good at it. :smirk

Other people know your bad at katamari when...
You hate it for no reason. :heh