Well, I was surfing the web and I came upon this strange game. I thought it may be fun if we tried it here. I really hope I can make the rules clear enough...

RULES: Alright, the first person who posts (which will be me) will make a wish. The next person who posts will have to grant that wish. However, there's a catch--when you grant the wish, you act as an *evil* genie; that is, there is a negative twist to the whole outcome. After you grant a wish, you have to post up your own wish so the game can continue on. Here, I'll give you an example:

I must iterate, while a little teasing is to naturally be expected with a game of this nature, anything said that would directly hurt another members feelings *will not* be tolerated! If you do, more than likely, your post will be deleted and you may even receive a suspension depending on the severity and nature of the post.

Whew, I'm sure that won't be a problem here though, correct? Play nice and have fun :smirk

I wish I could visit Rome.

EDIT: Please attempt to make your wish grants at least mildly entertaining.

Your wish is granted but while touring, the leaning tower of pisa falls on you.(i think it's near rome, i hope anyways, lol)

I wish I had more k'nex!

Your wish is granted but instead of being given the k'nex, it rains k'nex and you are summarily buried alive by a flash flood of k'nex.


hmmm.....i wish i had a car

you get a ferrari but it is a lego model...

i wish i had a piece of gum.

Wish granted. A dirty, rusty metal frame is hauled up to your house straight from the scrapyard by a big, sweaty man in a pick-up truck who smells like dried beets.

I wish I could meet the King of All Cosmos...

Oh, you get a piece of gum, but it tastes like chicken.

I wish I could swim.

(edit: I wasn't anywhere near fast enough, but I wanted to make Vix have to live in a house made of k'nex.)

Granted! but you get turned into a fish..

i wish i was the best at katamari!

Your wish is granted but you end up dying from never seeing the light of day, eating, or sleeping because of video game overload...


I wish I had photoshop 7 instead of 6.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, due to the excessive price of Adobe Photoshop 7, you had to end up selling your computer in order to fund it, which means that you now probably won't get much more use out of it than you do out of a paperweight. So, so very sorry.

I wish I could meet the King of All Cosmos...

:lol

Granted, but *insert royal package insanity here* and you return scarred for life.


I wish I could go to a nascar race.

Granted, but you are a racer...

i wish for 1 million dollars...

how the bloody hell is that evil? it'd be flippin awesome to be a racer...

try reading the rules of the game yoda.

Wish granted, but you die after getting the million and you never get to spend it.

I wish I had a cat ranch.

Your wish granted, but your cats are all very naughty and bite you a lot, until you die when your blood runs out.

I wish I could roll a Katamari

Your wish has been granted, but you're only able to roll on the Cowbear stage!

I wish I could fly.

Your wish has granted but you are a fly.

I wish a new television.

Your wish has been granted. I hope that you enjoy bowling, because the only channel your TV gets is the 24-hour Bowling Network.

I wish for world peace!

Sure, but you have to come up with a way to end War on Terrorism first.

I wish smileys were real!!!! (?)

wish granted but all the smileys turn into big red X's!
I wish I could marry the Prince of all cosmos and become
the new Queen of all cosmos.

Wish granted, but King stepped on you.

I wish Evil Genie could became Good Genie (Wonder what you invent...)

wish granted but the good genie becomes evil once again!
I wish I had my own Katamari so I could roll up the king of all
cosmos and give him to The Prince's Bride as a gift.

Aw, thanks Ichigo, I wish I could have the King! But, I must act as the evil genie soo...

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately, when you use your new katamari steal the King away from the Queen with the intention of giving him away to another woman (a horrid mortal one at that! :lol ), she gets so furious that she incorporates you into her next cookie recipe.

I wish I could visit the moon.

wish granted but something goes wrong with the spaceship
that your stuck on the moon forever!
I wish I could learn how bake oh my god awsome tasting cookies
from the Queen of all cosmos.

Your wish has granted, but Queen becames jealaus and incorporates you into her next cookie recipe, again.

I wish I could be one of Prince's cousin.

Your wish is granted but you can't breath space air!
I wish I could take cooking lessons from the Queen of all cosmos.

Your wish is granted! But she only teaches you to make tsuchinoko stew ...

I wish for a new PS2 Katamari game.

Wish granted, but you fall into the giant pot of boiling water, and get stuck in a piece of macaroni. You are then covered in a sauce and eaten by Nik.

I wish the evil genie would stay evil.

Dang, we posted at the same time!

your wish is granted but the game freezes everytime you load the
game!
I wish for The Prince's Bride to get an autograph from the King of all
cosmos.

wish granted, PB gets one and you get one too, but all he wrote on either of them was "u rox"

I wish I had a better imagination for coming up with wishes :P

Granted but you become deaf and blind and unable to communicate.

I wish I had a better desk chair.

Granted, but you become so comfortable that you never get up again.

I wish for a toy katamari my cat can play with.

Wish granted! But, of course, your cat is now stuck to it.

And now it has exploded, but you and your cat are still alive.

I wish nothing evil will happen.

Wish granted, but a meteor will fall on you. Space was not count, and evil starts again.

I wish PAL Katamari Damacy!

Granted, but it will cost $200.00. Or Euros, or Pounds, or whatever you use :P

I wish I had a PSP and M&MK.

Wish granted, but it will fall on the rubbish bin and you'll throw that's contents out before
note it has lost.

I wish Revolution will be released this month

Wish granted. Nintendo rushes it so much that it turns out to be a very subpar system with numerous fatal system errors so they ended up recalling the entire line of Revolutions anyway. Looks like you will have to wait for the Revolution nevertheless :P

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted but you become so hyper that you can't get anything done.

I wish for a katamari style bowling ball(:lol)

Wish Granted. But you get in a car crash and get paralyzed from the neck down so you can't bowl.

I wish Lalala would jump off a cliff. :thumbsup

Wish granted. However, HJNB was walking just underneath the cliff that Lalala just jumped off of and landed on his head. She survives and apologizes to the now unconcious HJNB. So sorry for this traumatic experience :P

I wish I won the lottery.

You win but a pirate comes out of a bush yells "ragglefraggle" and steals your winning ticket.

I wish I could finally pick up the godCENSORED Cowbear

You finally are able to roll up this God-Censored Cowbear, but just as you do, the electricity goes out, as you'll most likely scream some more censored words.

I wish it were Friday.