Title: Crazy Nicknames my Dad made up for FMA
Description: easily offended...beware. (Funny too!)
Quig Alchemist - January 27, 2006 07:37 PM (GMT)
My dad is a nut, but I love him. He came up with nicknames for most all of the main characters of FMA.
Ed: Bad Hair Day-he says that his hair is always screwed up even when I tell him that is the way it always is.
Al: Tin Man, or Walking Trashcan-these are fairly obvouis to figure out.
Winry: Paris Hilton-Who really knows why he picked this one.But we both despise that woman(Hilton that is)
Colonel Mustang: Sargent Pepper-I am not sure who this is, but he said it came an old TV show, and Mustang looked alot like him.
Armstrong: Moosestache Man(yes I spelled that right, that is the way that he says it)-my dad thought it was funny that when Armstrong talks, his Mustache moves up and down.
Scar: Stridex Kid-he asked me why he had a scar(then I didn't know why, know I do), and I didn't know why, so he concluded that it was a scar from pimples as a teenager. Hints the name "Stridex".
I think that is all he has come up with, but it is still pretty funny.
Mistral K - January 27, 2006 09:25 PM (GMT)
O.O....T.T....so cruel...
Greed828 - January 27, 2006 09:41 PM (GMT)
LOL Stridex XD
I think the "Hilton" name for Winry is self-explanatory, especially if he's seen the 3rd ending...
kyraillion - January 27, 2006 10:52 PM (GMT)
Heh. Those are funny. I like the Stridex one. It made me really sad that we never know his real name... I mean yeah, they call him Scar, but...
Melkia - January 27, 2006 11:52 PM (GMT)
Colonel Mustang: Sargent Pepper
Oh my that is so true now that I think about it......lol
Summoner Colette - January 31, 2006 01:02 AM (GMT)
My dad won't stop calling it "Empy Plastic Relgion fanatic". Guess why :rolleyes:
Krazydog - January 31, 2006 01:58 AM (GMT)
My dad does that too ;) He's a bit weird...
But I'd say his favorite character is Hughes. Oh my god, he acts just like him It's scary...
My mom calls Mustang, "That asian dude" since he looks asian.
And my dad when he first saw Ed and Al stand next to each other he's like "OH MY GOD! ARE YOU WATCHING ANOTHER GUNDAM CARTOON?"
And I'm like wuhhh...?"
"That kid has a mini gundam!"
"Uhh... Dad, that's his little brother..."
My dad: *Stares and walks away muttering.* "Crazy kids... crazy cartoons..."
Deception - January 31, 2006 02:51 AM (GMT)
Lol! My dad calls it the $1.50 he lost when i forgot to return the first manga to the library. That was my first time "seeing" FMA and i was so confused but sorta understood......no actually my first time was afew years ago like when it first came out but then i didnt even know what it was........
Edward the full metal alchemist - January 31, 2006 10:55 PM (GMT)
lol My dad usally says "that one guy" a lot. Exept for Al. He calles that a robot even thouhg i keep saying its a suit of armer with his soul bind to it. >< he just wont understand
Riya_Tringam - February 22, 2006 03:58 AM (GMT)
My dad has no clue. Its my mom that does FMA sort of. She pretends she's so above 'childish cartoons,' but once and awhile she'll sit there watching it with me (while pretending to do something else) and suddenly ask something about it.
Riza_Mustang - February 22, 2006 10:43 PM (GMT)
Okay my dad said this after seeing episode 25. "I rather slit my wrist than watch another episode! Their life is a livin' H3LL!"
I was reading a book called Sounder "That is a little Harsh!"
My oldest brother flinched "Ouch!"
My second oldest (I'm the youngest of the three) "We are still goning to see it!"
My mom walked in "Will you just let them watch it? I'm sick of hearing the title Fullmetal Alchemist"
Alphonse - February 23, 2006 08:46 PM (GMT)
My Dad calls Al a robot.
And well my sister Dread says u call Alphonse a R O B O T a kittie dies and me, i love Cats. They rock ^.^
Greed1990 - February 24, 2006 04:16 AM (GMT)
My brother..calls Al a robot too...That is how he identifies them..
Al-Robot
Ed-boy with metal arm...
Whe will they learn?!Everytime you call Al a robot..God kills a kitten!
-Greed
Riya_Tringam - February 24, 2006 07:23 PM (GMT)
I know! And my mom thinks that Riza belongs in a mental institution. When will they learn?
Aly - November 5, 2006 02:08 AM (GMT)
*keeps laughing butt off* ha ha ha ha xD
my parents have nicknames for them too XD
Ed.. Pipsqueakin' idiot (my sister made that up ... and my parents called him spaz king of the midgets....) I call him Sexy the third.
Havoc! mom said "dad" xD I call him King Sexy
Riza: Spaz gunswoman, owner of the colonel.
ROY!!! (i bet you'll like this one.) everyone calls him Colonel mustard. xD My sister calls him Old Man Mustard. I call him Colonel Condiments.
Al - walking trash can. yes that's what my mom calls him. I call him kitty.
Winry - my mother calls her Queen of the wrenches. my father calls her Rissa (rissa's my sister, she's going to be 18 next august..woopdie....doo...) my grandparents call her britney spears. xD I call her wrenchy.
breta - my mom calls him King of Leprechauns for some reason heheheheheheheheheh and my dad calls him 'grandpa del' xD and my sis calls him 'old man fatass' and so do i.
fuery - my mom calls him Simon xD, my dad calls him nerdy dog... and my sis calls him Teenage dog.
The fuhrer - my grandparents call him 'Special' XD, my parents call him 'ruler of the dogs' and I call him STUPID DUMBASS SPECIAL IN THE HEAD FUHRER THAT'S ARTIFICAL HUMAN AND IS DUMB... xD i hate him
Hohenheim - Yes we all hate him.... my grandparents think very less of him... "Mc. Abandonpants"
Avarice - November 7, 2006 09:51 PM (GMT)
that stuffs funny :lol:
my dad is always saying stupid unfunny stuff when he sees..er saw.. me watching anime. ...like some almost 40 year old dork... and he calls me a nerd. my mom just flat out insults it.. why can't they be funny about it!?!? stupid parents!
Michiko - November 8, 2006 04:52 AM (GMT)
Woah... Mustang=Sgt. Pepper... I had not connected the two.
My father tends to do the same... he was mean with Pirates. (The Flying Dutchman became the Seaweed, Davy Jones became Calamari, etc)
Kametsou - November 25, 2006 03:23 AM (GMT)
...That "stridex" comment is quite funny... :lol:
My dad just calls all anime "Pokemon" in general.
Aly - November 25, 2006 05:02 AM (GMT)
It sounds horrible when my parents say "Fullmetal Alchemist". They don't say it right. my dad is all like "That Metal Alchem****" and my mom can't even get it right at all. she insults it. she's like "That anime**** Alchemist****!" They can't even say it. when they finally get it right they're like "you should stop watching cartoons!" I MEAN COME ON! I KNOW FMA IS A CARTOON BUT....it has adult stuffs in it that they should respect because they are adults! they say it's too violent I say it's awesome! XD