Hello! Ok well, this is just a stupid, random story me and my sister Jenn wrote one day!
Not ment to be serious or anything! X3

THA PARiNGS
~AlxWinry
~RoyxRiza
~IzumixSig
~Slight EdxWinry
~Slight EnvyxEd

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Greed - Hello children. I’m going to tell you a story today. . .
One about love and courage, and about how two complete opposites worked together for the sake of man kind to help make the world a better place. . .

Wrath - Uhh. . . Greed, none of that happens in this fanfic!

Greed - *sweat* Let's just get started ok!

Me - Yes, let's. . . ^^;;

Jenn - Cue disclaimer!

Wrath - Disclaimer: Cassie doesn't own FMA! Cause if she did, my god. . .

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The Contest
By: Envy-san (Cassie)
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Chapter 1 - Introducing. . .

One day in Central. . .

A rather large crowd of people waited somewhat patiently for the contest to start. Everyone was chattering away with one another, boasting how they would be the winner of the special, secret prize.

“HELLO CEEENNNTTRRRAAALLL~!” called a voice.
Everyone quickly turned toward the stage, full of anticipation.

“Welcome to the first annual, Couple Contest!” added the man, pushing his glasses up a little.

‘That man looks familiar. . .’ thought a young boy who stood in the audience. He was in a large suit of armor that made him seem a lot older and taller than he really was. He was none other than Alphonse Elric.

The speaker cleared his throat a little, and Al turned his attention back to the stage.
“But! Before we start, I have a surprise for all of you! BEHOLD!” the man said, trusting his hand upward as a large blanket fell down from it’s position; which had been covering a rather large poster located on the stage.

Everyone gasped, and then quickly looked rather annoyed when they found out what the poster had on it.

‘My god. . . it’s Hughes! Isn’t he supposed to be dead?!’ Alphonse thought to himself, mentally freaking out.
He looked closely at Hughes, and noticed a pair of wings on his back. . .
‘Why the heck did Hughes come all the way down here to hold a Couple Contest for?’ Alphonse thought once more.

“This is my daughter Elisia! Isn’t she just the cutest thing you have ever seen in the whole wide world? I mean I remember when I was still alive she used to always—“ Hughes said, chattering along.

“Hughes!” called the crowd.
“Ok, ok I’m done. . .” Hughes said sweatdropping.

“Now, let me introduce the contestants! First we have some of my close friends from the Military, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye!” Hughes said, grinning as the two stepped up unto the stage.

Riza was blushing, and lifted a hand to wave.
Roy stood their indifferent, slight blush creeping across his cheeks.

“See, I told you having a wife would be good for him,” Hughes whispered to the crowd.

“HUGHES!” Roy said, starting to put his famous ‘glove’ on.
Hughes sweatdropped and said, “I was only kidding you know.”

“Next we have another military friend of mine, and the psycho lady that helped kill me, Jean Havoc and Lust!” Hughes said. Lust came unto the stage, pulling Havoc along. Havoc’s expression clearly read: Why me?

“Uhm, ma’am . . . why are you making me do this?” Havoc said, sounding somewhat afraid of Lust’s reaction.

“Why do you think? Haven’t you seen the prize? It’s the Philosophers Stone! And you were the only person I could find to enter with!” Lust said, looking at Havoc.
“So, we’d better win, got that?” Lust added, extending her fingernails and pointing them in Havoc’s direction.
“Alright, alright! But, how do you know that's the prize?” Havoc said, shaking a little.
"I JUST DO!" Lust hissed.

“Hey, let’s not have any violence now!” Hughes said, chuckling and looking toward Havoc and Lust.
“Ahh, young love . . . anyways!” Hughes said, looking away from them.

“Next up, we have two people that everyone knows. The saver of all stray cats, and his older brother’s mechanic and childhood friend. Presenting, Alphonse Elric and Winry Rockbell!”

“Come on Al!” Winry said cheerfully, as she grabbed Al’s hand and ran toward the stage.
Small blush marks formed on his metal cheeks.

Hughes waited for the two to reach the stage, and then began to speak again.

“You may have heard his name before; you may have heard Ed he hates him. . . Presenting Hohenheim Elric and the other girl who helped with my killing, Juliet Douglas! AKA, Sloth!”

“Hey, are you sure we haven’t met before? You look so familiar to me . . .” Hohenheim asked, scratching his head a little.

“Yes, I am sir. You are just some random guy I found on the street, because Lust told me I had to enter for the Stone,” Sloth said, her voice sounding somewhat blank.

“Uh, whatever, I still think we’ve met before,” Hohenheim added.

“Uh, ok then . . . next we have someone you may know as teach—“Hughes started to say before he was cut off but the sound of, music?

Then out of nowhere, Izumi and her husband Sig jumped out, pretending to do kung-fu moves . . . ok then. . .

Everyone started dumbfounded as they watched the two make complete idiots of themselves.

“Well, can’t say I was expecting that! Ha-ha! Now, with that settled let’s start the competition!” Hughes said, grinning.

“WAIT!” Two voices cried out, everyone, including Hughes, turned to see who it was calling out.

Two people ran forward.

One of them was a rather short boy with golden eyes, and his blonde hair was tied back in a braid. He wore a black shirt and pants, black boots, and a bright red coat the easily stood out in the crowd.

The other was a girl with green hair and violet eyes, whose hairstyle could easily be compared with a palm tree. She wore a black dress with lavender trim and black sandals.

“Nii-san!” Alphonse said excitedly, as he watched his brother run closer toward the stage.

“We’re here. . .” Ed said as he and the ‘girl’ reached the stage.

“Late entree’s, eh? All right you can join! But it’s just cause I like ya kid! And that you and your girlfriend make such a cute couple,” Hughes said, patting Ed on the head and grinning.

“Girlfriend? Bleck! They’re not my girlfriend!” Ed said pointing toward the person standing next to them, sounding a mixture of annoyed and disgusted. But mainly disgusted.

“Ha-ha, whatever you say Ed!” Hughes chuckled.
“Now, let the competition, begin!” Hughes cried out with joy.

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Why the heck did Ed enter with this 'mystery girl?'
(Haha, pretty easy to figure out though. . .)
How did they even think of this idea?
Why has Hughes came back to hold a contest?
What IS this myserious prize? Is it the Philosopher's Stone?

Wheeee~!
Keep reading to find out ^^!

~Envy-san

O______o Envy is a boy... and yet.... *shivers*
Anyway, its really funneh hehehee. You should have made Hughes go all, "Me and Glacier are the perfect couple! I lover her so!~" Hahahah anyway, good job, good job. ^^.

Omg, wow!
Someone actually found it funny ^^;;
I didn't find it too hillarious, or I mean, I've read funnier. . .
It just seems so much like some stupid thing me & my sissy made up!
But thank you so much krazy-san!

Haha, the Hughes idea is funny! I just might put that in somewhere if you don't mind. . . XD!

&&&

You'll find out soon why Envy and Ed are doing this. Cause much to my dismay, they would NEVER do this unless they absolutely were forced too.

"Cassie, your sick. . ." Jenny said.

Haha, I know, I know. . . @___@;;
Once again, EnvyxEd! My only Yaoi pairing!

~Envy-san

:) *Shrug* There's nothing really wrong with Yaoi, it just doesn't come to my fancy. But I still read fics, yaoi or not. As long as it has quality ^^ this deffinitely has quality.

If this is your 'for fun' then your 'serious made' Fics must be of GREAT quality. xP :lol: If you make any more fics do call. I'd be happy to read n__n. *Thumbs up*

Greed: O___o but hey! What about me!?

Krazydog: -.- Greed... this isn't about you right now... This is about Envy-san's fic.

Greed: T___T That makes me sad.

Krazydog: *Pat Pat* S'ok... we still love you.

Greed: *___* The best couple would be me and martyl! Or maybe even Hawkeye! Or Izumi! Or-!"

Krazydog: "ALRIGHT! WE GET THE MESSAGE!"

That was funny. :P Now I want to read the rest of it.

Ed and Envy... lordy, this will be hilarious.

Thank you Lightning-san! ^^

And do not fear, I should have the 2nd chapter up soon!
(I just need to get over my fever first =________=;;)

~Envy-san

Being sick sucks. :(

I hope you get better.