Title: Drunk Al
Shion - December 7, 2005 02:29 AM (GMT)
(btw, Al got his body back, and this is like two years after that. No spoilers!)
Al chugged down one glass after another. Being underage, it did not take him long to get drunk. Yes, he was drinking beer. Roy said it was a ‘special’ drink, and Al fell right into his trap. Now he couldn’t get enough of them.
Ed wasn’t even aware of Al’s condition. Roy sent him on a scouting mission around Central.
I can’t wait to see the look on Ed’s face when he comes back with Al drunk. Roy thought, smiling. He started handing Al another beer when he saw the young Alchemist had vanished.
“Al? Where’d you go?” Roy called. Running outside his office, he saw Al walking – or at least, trying to walk. He looked more like he was going to drop down dead. Roy grabbed Al and pulled him inside. “Why did you walk out on me like that?” Roy asked.
“Al go home. British birdie sing ‘Go beddy bye’”
Roy, confused at Al’s statement, just stood there; like a deer in headlights.
“Pancakes cliff kitty muffin!” Al screamed, his words sounding like one big slur.
Roy, staring at Al, replied, “Um… Maybe you should lie down…”
Al shook his head. “giddy me ichty cheese suger spoon!” Suddenly, Al pointed at the door behind Roy. “Super Man!” Which was weird because Super Man wasn't invented yet.
Roy turned around, seeing that ‘Super Man’ was really Edward. A very angry Edward. Ed looked at Roy, then Al, then Roy again. “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO AL?!” Without waiting for a reply, he punched Roy face ‘till he bled.
Roy pushed Ed off of him, quickly saying, “Okay. I’ll tell you! Just stop hurting me!” The order sounded more like a whine, which made Ed stop. Roy, the Flame Alchemist, whining? Ed let out a small giggle. Roy just growled at Ed’s giggle and continued explaining, “I sent you on a scouting mission to keep you away for Al.”
“That’s me!” Al suddenly yelled.
Roy shot an angry glace at him. “As I was saying… I gave Al some beer, as kind of an experiment. If it worked well on him, it would work on yo-“ Roy was hit with another punch.
“Bastard! You’ll be sorry you ever met me!” Ed held up another fist, but Al interrupted him.
“THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!”
Then, running up to the wall, Al yelled, “I’M HUNGRY! FEED ME BITCH!”
After a second of no responses Al yelled, a little louder, “I SAID I’M FRICKIN’ HUNGRY! IF YOU WON’T FEED ME, THEN I’LL JUST HELP MYSELF!”
Then Al tried very hard to bite a piece off of Roy’s desk
Suddenly, loud knocking was heard at the door. “Come in!” Roy shouted. When the person walked in, Al suddenly let go of the desk and ran straight toward the person. After a good look at her Al screamed, “HOLY CRAP! YOU’RE AVRIL LEVINE! OH PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!” he bowed. Riza, confused by Al’s actions and the position Ed and Roy were in, exploded. The explosion caught all three of them off guard and sent them spiraling out the window.
When Ed woke up, he saw Al beating up a hobo for spitting on his shoes, all while yelling, “A HAT! A HAT! A HAAAAT!” The hobo threw up for some reason then died. Looking around, Ed saw that Roy was nowhere in sight. Like it mattered anyway. From the corner of his eye, Ed spotted Al walk into a store. Ed quickly followed him. Walking through the door, he heard an all too familiar voice. “Hi, I’d like to order a… OH! I KNOW! AL WANT CHRISTOPHER CYLOMBIS!”
The cashier paused, “Um.. excuse me, but you spelled ‘Columbus’ wrong…”
“PISS OFF GRANDPA! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE SUCH AN ARROGENT BITCH, JULIE!” Al shouted.
“Al!” Ed yelled, “We need to go, NOW!”
“MY NAME IS TIM!”
“Don’t make me call—“
“Call what?” Al interutted. “ THE AUTHORITIES! AH HAHA HAHA AH HAHA!” Al starting foaming at the mouth, which made Ed very scared indeed. So scared that he passed out.
The cashier reached for the phone. “Hello, 911? I’ve got a drunk 12 year old. I think he might have rabies too.”
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By the time the authorities came, Al was busy eating some cookie dough. Ed was still laying on the floor like roadkill. Roy awkwardly, was skipping around wearing a mini dress, scareing all the little kids.
The authorities ignored Roy, and grabbed Al by the legs and dragged him outside.
“WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME! WHHEEERREEE!” Al shouted. “Oh for god’s sake, SHUT THE HELL UP!” the guy screamed, as he tranquilized Al. “Ow… You suck.”
When he woke up, he was someplace he didn't recognize... "Oh no..." he said. "I'm...I'm...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Children were everywhere, pulling his hair, shoving pizza into his mouth. He ran. "OH NO! NOT THIS PLACE!" he ran, and ran, and eventually ended up on a stage with a mechanical rat. "AAAAAAAAAAH!" The rat took out a baseball bat. "I am a rat...and this is my bat...PERSIH!" it said, and swung the bat at Al. Al ducked, and jumped away. The rat's eyes narrowed. "I'm coming for you, child!"
Al ran all around, and ended up in a ball pit. He was curled up into a ball. "He won't find me...I'm not gonna die...I'm not--huh?"
Some little kid was coming through. He had snot all over himself. "HI!" he said obnoxiously. "AAAAAAAAAH!" Al ran, and the rat saw him. "I'll smite you!" he roared, and fired laser-beams at Al. Al jumped...and jumped...and jumped.
Eventually, he couldn't jump anymore, and tripped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he fell, and the rat shot him. He started foaming. "You...bastard! AAAAAH!"
Then, the rat started singing and dancing. "Chuckie's party! You can be a star! Chuckie's party! PARTY CHUCKIE! Chuckie Cheeses!" Then he blew up. Some dumbass kid poked him, and got electrocuted, and----that's not important...what is, however is...
THIS WAS THE SUCKIST STORY EVER!
Al chugged down one glass after another. Being underage, it did not take him long to get drunk. Yes, he was drinking beer. Roy said it was a ‘special’ drink, and Al fell right into his trap. Now he couldn’t get enough of them.
Ed wasn’t even aware of Al’s condition. Roy sent him on a scouting mission around Central.
I can’t wait to see the look on Ed’s face when he comes back with Al drunk. Roy thought, smiling. He started handing Al another beer when he saw the young Alchemist had vanished.
“Al? Where’d you go?” Roy called. Running outside his office, he saw Al walking – or at least, trying to walk. He looked more like he was going to drop down dead. Roy grabbed Al and pulled him inside. “Why did you walk out on me like that?” Roy asked.
“Al go home. British birdie sing ‘Go beddy bye’”
Roy, confused at Al’s statement, just stood there; like a deer in headlights.
“Pancakes cliff kitty muffin!” Al screamed, his words sounding like one big slur.
Roy, staring at Al, replied, “Um… Maybe you should lie down…”
Al shook his head. “giddy me ichty cheese suger spoon!” Suddenly, Al pointed at the door behind Roy. “Super Man!” Which was weird because Super Man wasn't invented yet.
Roy turned around, seeing that ‘Super Man’ was really Edward. A very angry Edward. Ed looked at Roy, then Al, then Roy again. “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO AL?!” Without waiting for a reply, he punched Roy face ‘till he bled.
Roy pushed Ed off of him, quickly saying, “Okay. I’ll tell you! Just stop hurting me!” The order sounded more like a whine, which made Ed stop. Roy, the Flame Alchemist, whining? Ed let out a small giggle. Roy just growled at Ed’s giggle and continued explaining, “I sent you on a scouting mission to keep you away for Al.”
“That’s me!” Al suddenly yelled.
Roy shot an angry glace at him. “As I was saying… I gave Al some beer, as kind of an experiment. If it worked well on him, it would work on yo-“ Roy was hit with another punch.
“Bastard! You’ll be sorry you ever met me!” Ed held up another fist, but Al interrupted him.
“THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!”
Then, running up to the wall, Al yelled, “I’M HUNGRY! FEED ME BITCH!”
After a second of no responses Al yelled, a little louder, “I SAID I’M FRICKIN’ HUNGRY! IF YOU WON’T FEED ME, THEN I’LL JUST HELP MYSELF!”
Then Al tried very hard to bite a piece off of Roy’s desk
Suddenly, loud knocking was heard at the door. “Come in!” Roy shouted. When the person walked in, Al suddenly let go of the desk and ran straight toward the person. After a good look at her Al screamed, “HOLY CRAP! YOU’RE AVRIL LEVINE! OH PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!” he bowed. Riza, confused by Al’s actions and the position Ed and Roy were in, exploded. The explosion caught all three of them off guard and sent them spiraling out the window.
When Ed woke up, he saw Al beating up a hobo for spitting on his shoes, all while yelling, “A HAT! A HAT! A HAAAAT!” The hobo threw up for some reason then died. Looking around, Ed saw that Roy was nowhere in sight. Like it mattered anyway. From the corner of his eye, Ed spotted Al walk into a store. Ed quickly followed him. Walking through the door, he heard an all too familiar voice. “Hi, I’d like to order a… OH! I KNOW! AL WANT CHRISTOPHER CYLOMBIS!”
The cashier paused, “Um.. excuse me, but you spelled ‘Columbus’ wrong…”
“PISS OFF GRANDPA! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE SUCH AN ARROGENT BITCH, JULIE!” Al shouted.
“Al!” Ed yelled, “We need to go, NOW!”
“MY NAME IS TIM!”
“Don’t make me call—“
“Call what?” Al interutted. “ THE AUTHORITIES! AH HAHA HAHA AH HAHA!” Al starting foaming at the mouth, which made Ed very scared indeed. So scared that he passed out.
The cashier reached for the phone. “Hello, 911? I’ve got a drunk 12 year old. I think he might have rabies too.”
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By the time the authorities came, Al was busy eating some cookie dough. Ed was still laying on the floor like roadkill. Roy awkwardly, was skipping around wearing a mini dress, scareing all the little kids.
The authorities ignored Roy, and grabbed Al by the legs and dragged him outside.
“WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME! WHHEEERREEE!” Al shouted. “Oh for god’s sake, SHUT THE HELL UP!” the guy screamed, as he tranquilized Al. “Ow… You suck.”
When he woke up, he was someplace he didn't recognize... "Oh no..." he said. "I'm...I'm...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Children were everywhere, pulling his hair, shoving pizza into his mouth. He ran. "OH NO! NOT THIS PLACE!" he ran, and ran, and eventually ended up on a stage with a mechanical rat. "AAAAAAAAAAH!" The rat took out a baseball bat. "I am a rat...and this is my bat...PERSIH!" it said, and swung the bat at Al. Al ducked, and jumped away. The rat's eyes narrowed. "I'm coming for you, child!"
Al ran all around, and ended up in a ball pit. He was curled up into a ball. "He won't find me...I'm not gonna die...I'm not--huh?"
Some little kid was coming through. He had snot all over himself. "HI!" he said obnoxiously. "AAAAAAAAAH!" Al ran, and the rat saw him. "I'll smite you!" he roared, and fired laser-beams at Al. Al jumped...and jumped...and jumped.
Eventually, he couldn't jump anymore, and tripped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he fell, and the rat shot him. He started foaming. "You...bastard! AAAAAH!"
Then, the rat started singing and dancing. "Chuckie's party! You can be a star! Chuckie's party! PARTY CHUCKIE! Chuckie Cheeses!" Then he blew up. Some dumbass kid poked him, and got electrocuted, and----that's not important...what is, however is...
THIS WAS THE SUCKIST STORY EVER!
Aly - December 7, 2005 03:03 AM (GMT)
what happened to ed, though?
lol nice story
lol nice story
Shion - December 7, 2005 03:08 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Aly @ Dec 6 2005, 08:03 PM) |
| what happened to ed, though? |
You know... I'm not quite sure. :blink:
Aly - December 7, 2005 04:02 AM (GMT)
lemme finish..lol
While al was down at.. whatever he was still screaming "i want MUFFIN CooKIe Breded voyager!" Roy, still prancing around in a mini skirt, ed was still lying there like roadkill. "holy ... crap!" roy said. "i like my pink mini skirt!" he bellowed. not even noticing roadkill ed. Ed gets up and rubs his head .. "what the hell..? roy why the fucking hell are you wearing a damn frilly mini skirt with pink fringe?" ed said giggling frantically. "because i like my pink skirt!!" said roy. *envy walks in* "hey.. ya.. do you have that skirt in a black color?" he said. roy then said: "its mine, lady. lay off my mini skirt" he boasted . "what the hell i was just asking you where the fucking mini skirts were.. and im not a woman!" he screamed . back at The authorites AkA. Law Enforcement, was still holding al captive. "lemme go i wanna lick he muffin voyager!!!" just then , pierre la' page (from the book 'the broken blade' by William Durbin) walks in. he says: you are not allowed to lick me. i am just a voyager and ... blah blah blah.. " "then can i lick your friend?" al screeched in heppyness. "No you may not lick La'Londe. Ok?" Pierre screamed at the top of his lungs. "but i wanna lick something muffiny and voyagerry!" al whined. "...you can go lick Jean' Beloit.." pierre said giggling. "where?? WHERe??" al yelled . "over there." pierre instructed. *al goes over to jean beloit* "what do you want, cant do anything right little puppy?" beloit junked. *al licks Jean* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Jean screamed. "GWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" pierre and la'londe guffawed.. (wtf is gaffawed?)
meanwhile.. at Chuky Cheeses..
Ed is still stunned by roy in a mini skirt and envy still wants one. Ed was so surprised he passed out like roadkill again. the stupid chuckie cheese dude picked ed up and threw him into the playplace where all the little girls could become fangirls. *girls kiss ed*
THE END!
.. you can continue it i dont have any more ideas.
While al was down at.. whatever he was still screaming "i want MUFFIN CooKIe Breded voyager!" Roy, still prancing around in a mini skirt, ed was still lying there like roadkill. "holy ... crap!" roy said. "i like my pink mini skirt!" he bellowed. not even noticing roadkill ed. Ed gets up and rubs his head .. "what the hell..? roy why the fucking hell are you wearing a damn frilly mini skirt with pink fringe?" ed said giggling frantically. "because i like my pink skirt!!" said roy. *envy walks in* "hey.. ya.. do you have that skirt in a black color?" he said. roy then said: "its mine, lady. lay off my mini skirt" he boasted . "what the hell i was just asking you where the fucking mini skirts were.. and im not a woman!" he screamed . back at The authorites AkA. Law Enforcement, was still holding al captive. "lemme go i wanna lick he muffin voyager!!!" just then , pierre la' page (from the book 'the broken blade' by William Durbin) walks in. he says: you are not allowed to lick me. i am just a voyager and ... blah blah blah.. " "then can i lick your friend?" al screeched in heppyness. "No you may not lick La'Londe. Ok?" Pierre screamed at the top of his lungs. "but i wanna lick something muffiny and voyagerry!" al whined. "...you can go lick Jean' Beloit.." pierre said giggling. "where?? WHERe??" al yelled . "over there." pierre instructed. *al goes over to jean beloit* "what do you want, cant do anything right little puppy?" beloit junked. *al licks Jean* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Jean screamed. "GWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" pierre and la'londe guffawed.. (wtf is gaffawed?)
meanwhile.. at Chuky Cheeses..
Ed is still stunned by roy in a mini skirt and envy still wants one. Ed was so surprised he passed out like roadkill again. the stupid chuckie cheese dude picked ed up and threw him into the playplace where all the little girls could become fangirls. *girls kiss ed*
THE END!
.. you can continue it i dont have any more ideas.
japanese princess - December 7, 2005 05:32 AM (GMT)
LOL, ha ha ha ha ha ha. that was a good story
Lightning Alchemist - December 7, 2005 08:16 PM (GMT)
OMG that was so messed up. o_O
Aly - December 7, 2005 09:52 PM (GMT)
anyhoo,
at chucky cheeses...
The voyagers were still at chucky cheeses. with ed and al and roy in a mini skirt.
Ed was still in the playplace with many little girls kissing the heck out of him.
Just then, one of the voyagers, Pierre, saved tiny ed from the little girls. just then, the three ed's walked in . Ed (the dumb) took ed and said: EDDY! CAN WE KEEP HIM?
Eddy said: Ed. Sure..! Ed: YAY THANKYOU EDDY!! *ed gets crunched under Ed*
ow.. *the three eds' leave* all the voyagers sighed and said: Finally.
anyhoo, ed was still passed out and slightly dead.
Pierre is still holding road-kill edo-kun.. Jean Beloit pokes him.
Ed: stop poking me! he said in a groggy voice
Jean beloit: *poke*
Ed: stop it
Jean: *poke*
Ed: *passes out*
Jean: ...
Ed: *wakes up* "jackass. go fuck your mom"
Jean: ..."what?!"
La'Londe: *giggles like a little girl*
Al: "that was stupid".
Winry: "tell me about it."
Ed: "winry!"
Winry: *says in psychotic voice* "Hi ed."
Ed: "dear lord. dont hurt me!" *hides behind Pierre*
Pierre: "..." "are you gonna be ok?"
Ed: *cringes*
Winry: "i can smell fear."
All: ...................................................Ok.........................................................
ok i dont have anymore idaeas im pooped
at chucky cheeses...
The voyagers were still at chucky cheeses. with ed and al and roy in a mini skirt.
Ed was still in the playplace with many little girls kissing the heck out of him.
Just then, one of the voyagers, Pierre, saved tiny ed from the little girls. just then, the three ed's walked in . Ed (the dumb) took ed and said: EDDY! CAN WE KEEP HIM?
Eddy said: Ed. Sure..! Ed: YAY THANKYOU EDDY!! *ed gets crunched under Ed*
ow.. *the three eds' leave* all the voyagers sighed and said: Finally.
anyhoo, ed was still passed out and slightly dead.
Pierre is still holding road-kill edo-kun.. Jean Beloit pokes him.
Ed: stop poking me! he said in a groggy voice
Jean beloit: *poke*
Ed: stop it
Jean: *poke*
Ed: *passes out*
Jean: ...
Ed: *wakes up* "jackass. go fuck your mom"
Jean: ..."what?!"
La'Londe: *giggles like a little girl*
Al: "that was stupid".
Winry: "tell me about it."
Ed: "winry!"
Winry: *says in psychotic voice* "Hi ed."
Ed: "dear lord. dont hurt me!" *hides behind Pierre*
Pierre: "..." "are you gonna be ok?"
Ed: *cringes*
Winry: "i can smell fear."
All: ...................................................Ok.........................................................
ok i dont have anymore idaeas im pooped
Shion - December 9, 2005 02:56 AM (GMT)
Chapter 2: Sloth dies
One day, Sloth was chewing on a pinecone, when the dogcatcher came, and took her away. She cried like a freakin whale. Then, a moose chewed through the bars, and set her free. "Thanks, moose!" said Sloth. The moose punched her. "I'M A FREAKIN CAMEL!" then, Sloth ran away, and the 'camel' shouted. "BEEEEEEEEEEEE FRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sloth tripped, and fell into a playdoh container.
Then, she was shipped to France, where a little boy named Simon bought her, and took her out of the container. As he started shaping her into a ball, she shouted "LIKE, HOH MY GAWDMM, OWWW!" Then, the little boy died of cancer, even though he didn't have it.
Sloth blinked, and when she opened her eyes, everything was in color. She picked up her scottie dog. "Black Hayate...I don't think we're in Central anymore..." she said. "Who the hell are you?" Asked Hayate. Sloth screamed and dropped the dog.
Three midgets appeared, who all looked like a miniature version of Havoc. "Who...?" Sloth started.
The midgets threw her a cigarette. "What the---?"
"We are from the cigarette guild! Now we shall sing."
He sighed. "...We represent the Cigarette Guild, The Cigarette Guild, The Cigarette Guild! And in the name of the Cigarette Guild, We wish to kick you out of Midgetland. We'll kick you out of Midgetland, Tra la la la la la la! Now your life is history. Now it's history, now it's history, now it's history. And we will put your life to shame. You will choke of fumes, choke on fumes, choke on fumes! In the Hell of Flames!"
Sloth twitched. "And to officially kick you out of Midgetland...our king must sign a contract!"
"Your king?" asked Sloth
The Havoc midget smirked. "OHHHH KIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIING!" he screeched. Just then, a green tube appeared, and fog drifted everywhere in Midgetland. Slowly, a figure emerged from the tube. "I am the amazing king of Midgetland...the ruler of all midgets...THE AMAZING EDWARD ELRIC!"
Sloth sighed. "No worries, I'll just step on you..." she smirked.
Edward's eyes narrowed. "Step on me? STEP ON ME!" he began laughing. "What's so funny, king of twerps?" Edward pushed a button, his shoes rose. "NOW I'M A TALL AS SHAQUE (Shaque?)!" Sloth's eyes grew small. "Uhh...bye!" she ran away. "Haha! You can't catch me! I'm running along the purple brick street!" Sloth kept running and running, and tripped and fell on her face. "Crap..."
Then, she was attacked by the mini-Havocs, and made into ice cream, (from which I am high off of right now) and then she was sold to Dairy Queen (Yes, that is what they put in their ice cream) There, she expired.
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED AFTER ED WOKE UP AND SLOTH CAME!
One day, Sloth was chewing on a pinecone, when the dogcatcher came, and took her away. She cried like a freakin whale. Then, a moose chewed through the bars, and set her free. "Thanks, moose!" said Sloth. The moose punched her. "I'M A FREAKIN CAMEL!" then, Sloth ran away, and the 'camel' shouted. "BEEEEEEEEEEEE FRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sloth tripped, and fell into a playdoh container.
Then, she was shipped to France, where a little boy named Simon bought her, and took her out of the container. As he started shaping her into a ball, she shouted "LIKE, HOH MY GAWDMM, OWWW!" Then, the little boy died of cancer, even though he didn't have it.
Sloth blinked, and when she opened her eyes, everything was in color. She picked up her scottie dog. "Black Hayate...I don't think we're in Central anymore..." she said. "Who the hell are you?" Asked Hayate. Sloth screamed and dropped the dog.
Three midgets appeared, who all looked like a miniature version of Havoc. "Who...?" Sloth started.
The midgets threw her a cigarette. "What the---?"
"We are from the cigarette guild! Now we shall sing."
He sighed. "...We represent the Cigarette Guild, The Cigarette Guild, The Cigarette Guild! And in the name of the Cigarette Guild, We wish to kick you out of Midgetland. We'll kick you out of Midgetland, Tra la la la la la la! Now your life is history. Now it's history, now it's history, now it's history. And we will put your life to shame. You will choke of fumes, choke on fumes, choke on fumes! In the Hell of Flames!"
Sloth twitched. "And to officially kick you out of Midgetland...our king must sign a contract!"
"Your king?" asked Sloth
The Havoc midget smirked. "OHHHH KIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIING!" he screeched. Just then, a green tube appeared, and fog drifted everywhere in Midgetland. Slowly, a figure emerged from the tube. "I am the amazing king of Midgetland...the ruler of all midgets...THE AMAZING EDWARD ELRIC!"
Sloth sighed. "No worries, I'll just step on you..." she smirked.
Edward's eyes narrowed. "Step on me? STEP ON ME!" he began laughing. "What's so funny, king of twerps?" Edward pushed a button, his shoes rose. "NOW I'M A TALL AS SHAQUE (Shaque?)!" Sloth's eyes grew small. "Uhh...bye!" she ran away. "Haha! You can't catch me! I'm running along the purple brick street!" Sloth kept running and running, and tripped and fell on her face. "Crap..."
Then, she was attacked by the mini-Havocs, and made into ice cream, (from which I am high off of right now) and then she was sold to Dairy Queen (Yes, that is what they put in their ice cream) There, she expired.
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED AFTER ED WOKE UP AND SLOTH CAME!
Aly - December 9, 2005 04:13 AM (GMT)
*twich* *twich* *twich*
i just.. i just.. i just. ate dairy queen ice cream!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! its made out of sloth! NOOOO
ew..
and EDWARD ELRIC IS THE KING OF MIDGETS?! ... your not nice im shorter than ed! >< no fair! NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!
and .. i was eating the ice cream when i got to the part of :
Then, she was attacked by the mini-Havocs, and made into ice cream, (from which I am high off of right now) and then she was sold to Dairy Queen (Yes, that is what they put in their ice cream) There, she expired.
eW. i was forced to cough up my ice cream. XD
i just.. i just.. i just. ate dairy queen ice cream!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! its made out of sloth! NOOOO
ew..
and EDWARD ELRIC IS THE KING OF MIDGETS?! ... your not nice im shorter than ed! >< no fair! NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!
and .. i was eating the ice cream when i got to the part of :
Then, she was attacked by the mini-Havocs, and made into ice cream, (from which I am high off of right now) and then she was sold to Dairy Queen (Yes, that is what they put in their ice cream) There, she expired.
eW. i was forced to cough up my ice cream. XD
Helderich101 - September 12, 2006 07:49 PM (GMT)
Coughed up ice cream?
Yummy.
Is there pot in it?
Yummy.
Is there pot in it?
Aly - September 17, 2006 05:50 PM (GMT)
....XD what?