i had a very bad day today. i accidently locked myself out the house and it was freezing and snowing outside. it's like below 20 degreez. oh wait it gets worse, while i was locked outside, my lovely dinner that i was cooking for my hard working mom burned. it burned a whole in pot. then when my mom came home to let me in, i went outside to get some things in the car, then i accidently locked her keys in the car and she went off. luckily she had a spare key under the car. but i had got frost bites on my hands and feet. it still burns but i'm okay now. it just hard for me to type as fast as i usually do.


worst day in history brah.

ha ha ha ha. but it's funny now once i think about it

.That has to suck!
-Greed

LOL, tell me about. it's like the worst day in history. i hope nothing like that ever happens again, ha ha ha

Damn.........!

LOL, i was freezing and sneezing practically out of my a$% u guys.

Lezze what my day was like:

I almost got hit by a bus and 3 cars
i slipped on the ice
i bashed my head into a streetlamp
I hit myself with a tree branch
i passed out infront of everybody in 4th hour at my school
i passed out again in front of my 5th hour class..
i threw up after lunch
i tripped over my shoelace and rammed into a door
got a chain of keys stuck to my hand this morning (its winter..)
th principals son (who's 4) pushed me over to get to mrs. Heaton's room
someone threw a math book at my head and i passed out
my friend kicked me in the stomach and i passed out
when i was walking home i tripped and fell into a puddle
and when i got home, the doors were locked
i tried unlocking it with the keys stuck to my fingers
i got in , then after that, i made hot coacoa and accidentally left it and the milk boiled over
when i was done making it, i spilt it all on my shirt and burned my legs and arms
then the showerhead broke when i was taking a shower
Then after that, my bedstead fell down when i was lying down
then My laptop crashed
Then i had to use my other one
Then everyone was offline
Then when i got up from my chair, my knee caved, i fell, and i hit my head on my tv dresser. i passed out and when i woke up, it was finally nighttime, i decided to leave my cursed house and go to my grammas.. and when i got there, the cat made my knee cave again
i helped gramma make cookies and they exploded
then i decided to watch tv
i lost the remote
so i used to extra
the cat layed on my lap and crashed me!!!
and then i fell asleep till 9:00 then when i thought it was all over,
i went on my laptop and went online .. now i fell off my chair.

nuff said im staying at my grammas till next week.

Holy S*&$% and i thought i had a bad day, my god that's crazy

*barfs on exploded cookies*

*cringe* i gotta go get some bandages my knee caved again and its bleeding.. Eerything i hurt today is bleeding.. EW!! *passes out* nah.. not again. >< im done having a bad day.. >< *anime sweatdrop* im not going to school till everything becomes perfect again.. *pukes*... ya now i got the flu >< ew

u are very vulnerable to the flu i can tell b/c u burf alot, thank god i'm not there to see that cuz then i would do the same thing, now your knees are bleeding. my god child, r u okay. what's wrong with u? u must be clumbsy? it's kool though! hopefully you'll ovecome your bad day and i hope u have a good one.

I figured something out:

friday '13'

im 13 thats why im having really bad luck. >< noo

this always happens since my 13th b-day.. damnit

*watches TV with grampa while trying to get the cat off of my knees (he weighs about 13 pounds.. such a heavy f*cking cat!)*

LOL, woah that really is a hughe cat.

*hears cracking noise and feels sharp pain*

ow.. i ... think.....the.......cat..........broke................my.........................knees..............!

ow!!! *flips channels till i find Tom and Jerry for Sam to watch (sams the cat)*

wat color is the cat?

Black , with white chest, and white feet.. and WHITE WHISKERS!! so cute but, so fat and very mean. *cat gives me another huge scratch*soo owchies.

Ok. im still at my grammas house and the cat just plooped his big ass body on my half/broken knees.. >< merg *shoves cat off me*
ow its invading me! *dies*

What's going on with the Fat cats?LOL, ha ha ha

:mellow:

Well if u wanna know that we were talking about and why i mentioned the fat cats, then ur gonna have to read the conversation which started on the first page? :unsure: <_<

I know about her cats. she's my neighbor.

Wow, that's really neat. are they as fat as she say they are?

Uh-huh. they are ... really HUGE.

:lol: :lol: are they fatter than Garfield?

One is, but the other one is really skinny. (simon, is the skinny one, and sam is the heeeeaaaaavy one) :blink:

ha ha ha, woah, then she needs to put that cat on a diet, ha ha ha. :lol:

bleh, my sibs cracked my password. O_o da*n, they are going to get their asses kicked if they wrote anything worse. (worse than .. the name calling.. >< i got in trouble with brunettegirl for something i really didnt do, but my sibs.) God, this is ridiculous. Chaos, of course.

Japanese Princess, I need shock therapy. O_o
O_O yikes, it's a good idea..

yea i think ya need it too, ha ha ha ha. u need head therapy tooo, as much as u hit your head i'm surprised u don't have brain damage.

:blink:
Im going to ask someone if i do, because i think i do. im practically an idiot now that i hit my head on .. my closet door, and i hit my head on my dresser, smakked my hand on the stereo, shocked myself while plugging in a lamp.. lol (as in, stupid-acting, weirder-than-heck,, ya i think i have brain damage for watching HR puffin'stuff and laughing my ass off for 10 minutes not stopping to breathe. that was funny.)

yeah u really should get examined, ha ha haha.

if u got paid for everytime that you've hit ur head, you'll be richer than bill gates, ha ha ha

Lol.. :ph43r: :blink: :) :D :huh:

hahahahahahahahahahahah, i hit my head on a desk at school today, and how i get to sleep at night: count how many times i hit my head.

at school today:

1. on a desk
2. with a book
3. by a teacher
4. by a french fry
5. by a lamp
6. by my locker door
7. by a friend
8. my cat squashed my head when i got home
9. my sister threw a fake naruto-kunae at my head
10. i fell off of my bed singing 'turning japanese' by 'the vapors' (that's a weird song.) then i role played the song 'im too sexy' by 'right said fred' lol
and fell on my head when i screamed 'im too sexy for this song!' i was kinda drunk, because of orange wine cooler. *what?! my mom accepted me to have some, and i giggled when i was singing the song and got.. really drunk when i fell on my head. i need shock therapy.*

:o :blink: :unsure: :o :o speechless..........................................

ya, i just hit my head on a lamp again, and i fell off of my bed 5 minutes ago,.

dang i didnt know u could pass out that many times in a day o.o

me neither. the most times I've ever passed out was 3, Is that normal?