I kinda stole the idea from FFOF... ;)

Anyway...I think you get the point. Meet people here.

Yes...I'm currently single...well here atleast. And I've been here since forever...uh huh. ^_^ So..nice to meet you all!

Ah...business is...booming. :unsure:

*Ed comes with Roze to the bar*

Shorty, aren't you a little young to be-

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC GRAIN OF SAND THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE!!!??? EHHH!!!???

Ugh...under-age drinking costs $100 bucks extra, starting now... ;)

Actually ed would say....

Who you calling so small and smelly and pink that he could be passed off as a shrimp?!!!!!!! hehehe

I'm underage...but I'm special and does not have to pay the fine...hehehe.

lol wahoo i want to buy ur dj he plays some kickin music

DJ: Who let the dogs out? WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! Who let the-

BAM!

Okay, his body's $5.

5$ kina cheap there hey ILL TAKE IT

I want a chocolate Martini...and since I'm the Admin..I get a discount!

Damn...

Here you go.

Hehehe..thanx...*drinks* Meow.

WOOF!!! *Chases L_S out of the bar*

Never come here again!!!! :P

Oh...you dare try and kick the Adminstrator out...how dare ye! Mwahahaha!

whoa im scared

Watch it, I ban your ass too. Mwahahahahaha.

I'm here i'm your master bow down.

I bow to no one...except for Sephiroth, but you ain't him!

*Comes in* Um- hi everyone. B) What's up?

*Is currently single, you know, the whole drift* :P

Bartender! Another margarita please!

Yes...I'm guessing we're all single XD.

Considering that this is the "Singles Bar" it isn't that surprising, really... :P

*Passes everyone their order*

*Scar comes in*

Scar: Wanna see my arm?

"Um...no."

Scar: I'll have a McFlurry.

"Um...this isn't McDonalds."

:huh: Hmm... Scar, I always thought that you were more of a "Taco Bell" kind of guy.

THen, Scar should get the New Crunchwrap Supreme, the classic taste good to go!!!!

^that should be the national food for the travaling state alchemist!

*Drools* Is there a Taco Bell nearby? *Gets up from bar and goes to phone*

Hello, Taco Bell? Can I get a sack of tacos, some nachos, and a Crunch Wrap supreme?

(Voice on other end) What the- who is this?! And why are you calling the funeral home asking for food?! For the millionth time: WE DON'T CATER!!!

-Hangs up-

<_<

I could really use one of those now...

Tell me about it... -_-

I could really use some pizza too.

Yeah... -_- *Stomach growls menacingly and threatens to tear me apart* :o

I had a pepperoni pizza hot pocket yesturday...it was good.

talking about food...? *gets up from the table he was sitting in the whole time* I wish I had some Sweet and Sour Chicken... and some Fried Rice... with a Sugared Donut.... *licks lips**sits down at bar* Can I have a....(what should I order.. I don't have much money...) I'll have a.... uhm.... does water cost money..?

Sweet and sour chicken is good. fortunately, i am no longer hungry, I just had another hot pocket.

I don't like hot pockets. I like pizza.

I like hot pockets... and I like.... Beef Stew... my gramma's beef stew.... I could use a plate of that about now....

People were eating and having fun, when suddenly some appeared in the front door

Everyone stand up, shut up and saluted the person who was entering the military bar, hehehe

Who was that person???

Of course me!!!!!!!! Bridager General Hughes, and i said

"LIsten up people, I dont have time to spent with you guys here talking about what you like eating or wasting your time, I am in the Investigation Team and i am a really busy man,

I am here to inform you that we have a forum in the section "State Alchemist team chat" We are doing Yearly Evalutions, to every State Alchemist, Please go a visit us there. We are giving you money all freaking year and, I dont expect to hear that you wasted all your research money on this bar.

If you dont go there, I will be obigated to demote you all from State Alchemists to the new military janitor, and you can go and cleam my toilet....

See you soon.............. Farewell

clean your toilet...?

ewww.....

*shuns the thought*

*picks up imaginary chopsticks and tries to eat deliscious imaginary beef stew*

*Wakes up* Uh oh... Oh man, did I fall asleep at the bar? *Looks down* Oh crap, I drooled all over my arm... :unsure:

Ed has returned, I suppose its time for his evaluationnnnn!!!!

Oh, here's your bill.

*Gives LA a piece of paper that says $9999999999999999999999999999999999*

*Walks into the bar*

*Looks around* "Wow! I didn't this many people were singles!"

*yawns* coffee please, no sugar, no creamer, just raw hard coffee