GIVE ME YOUR SPLEEN O_O

JIM CAREY COMMANDS IT
*seen dancing below*

M-My spleen?

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Well, if you insist.
But WAIT!

What's it going to be used for? I mean, I don't want to just give up a part of my body without knowing what's going to happen to it.

it shall be placed in the freezer for three days and three nights, during which time the fluids shall freeze.
once time is expired, it shall be removed when the full moon is out. the skin will be peeled and the frozen contents shall be placed into a tuplewear bowl with a removable lid and matching plastic silverwear.
after that..
well. jim carey won't tell me no mores..

*whispers: he's a freak*










..............where the hell do i come up with this stuff....?

Er, wow. Just... wow.

Well, I guess it won't hurt. I want to see what happens after it's in the bowl.

*cuts open body and pulls out spleen*

Here you go! :P
*skips off*

horray! *dances with spleen* the master is pleased! *just look at'em dance! XD*
but first!! it must soak in the blood of a small fuzzy animal! .....er.. what animal is really cute and fuzzy?

Er, how about a rabid bunny/ferret/hampster/wolf hybrid?

O_o
...um...

hmm... very well. so it is written! *GAAAAAAAAAH!!!*

*ripps open hole in the rabid bunny/ferret/hampster/wolf hybrid and removes internal organs. stuffs the spleen in it. sews it shut*
now.. we must ...


wait.............
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i think....??