Chapter 1. The mischevious shadow
AJ giggled as she quietly snuck into Central HQ. "hm hm ha ha ha ha." AJ laughed, "I'll scare the pants off of them! Happy halloween you idiots!"
She slowly slipped into Roy's office and caught him offguard, "can anyone say, 'smilie boxers?'" AJ grinned, pantsing Roy.
"AGGGGGGGH! YOU BRAT!!!" Roy screamed, trying to pull up his pants. AJ giggled and ran out of his office. she slipped past Jean Jean and took his cigarettes and put them in Vato's pocket.
she slipped past Riza Riza and took her gun and gave it to black hayate. "Muhahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Hey where's my cigarettes?" Jean asked.
"where's my gun?" asked Riza.
"MY PANTS!" Roy hollered.
"Hey Jean...here's your cigarettes" Vato sighed, "That d*** kid" he gave Jean his cigarettes back.
Black hayate barked and gave Riza her gun back.
"someone outta teach that kid a lesson" Jean sighed.
AJ watched them be hopelessly lost and laughed as Roy kept hopping around trying to get his pants back on. she couldn't hold the cackle in, so she let it out.
"MUHA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" AJ cackled, then gasped as everyone heard her.
"She's over there" Jean announced, everyone chased after her. including Roy, who was still hopping around in his underwear.
AJ started to panick and let out a short wail as she ran into a giant suit of armour, "......o my.." AJ sighed, fainting.
a short blonde boy came from behind the armour and stared at AJ. then saw the lieutenants running towards them.
"woah woah where's the fire?" the boy asked, picking up AJ.
"that brat pranked us all!" Roy growled, still prancing in his underwear.
Edward doubled over laughing, "HA HA HA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HA HA HA?!!"
"I got pantsed!" Roy hollered, then running into a wall and knocking himself out.
AJ then opened her eyes. ".....what the hell's goin on here?" she asked.
Vato, Kain, and Jean snatched her, "Why the hell do you always have to do that? now we know who's been doin what!" They all growled.
"....I'm in so much trouble, aren't I?" AJ asked, then smirked and broke away and scatted down the hallway, her shoes making a loud screech as she abrubtly stopped.
Chapter 2. The frightful abduction of Aly Jeane
AJ looked up at a tall and thin man, looking like he would be some sort of Ninja vampire.
"h....h...HOLY ****!" AJ screamed, then she was suddenly gagged and knocked unconsious.
"good riddence." Jean sighed "Let's just let it happen." Roy finished.
Riza flinched, "what if she gets hurt?"
"what do we care? she's a troublemaker!" Roy replied, then growled as the short boy, Known as Edward, and the suit of armour, known as Alphonse, ran out after AJ's kidnapper.
her abducter threw her in the backseat of his car and raced off to his hideout.
AJ awoke in a dimly lit room, she was tied up and gagged.
w...where am I? AJ thought to herself, as she looked around. she noticed she couldn't get up and run, her legs were tied and her hands were tied behind her back, she was being watched.
suddenly she had a plan. she broke a piece off her automail, a sharp piece. she cut the ropes off her hands and then cut the ropes off of her legs. "ack.." she quietly said aloud, as she cut herself and drew blood.
she ungagged herself and quickly slipped out of the room.
"NOT SO FAST AJ." A voice boomed, as she was suddenly pulled back. AJ grinned, turned around, and pantsed her captor.
her captor quickly jerked her up by her shirt, "i'm not letting you escape. one more move like that and I will kill you." he said with serious eyes; he threw her into the closet and took off his mask.
Michael laughed to himself, "she'll never guess"
AJ busted out of the closet, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" she screamed, as she ran out of the building and down the street, Michael following abrubtly.
Chapter 3. Death
(some of you like this chapter because of my constant BITCHING.)
AJ squeaked as she tried to hide, but was caught. "wh..who are you?" she asked the tall man with the scar on his face that was standing infront of her.
"my name is Scar, Ishbala once gave me a name that does not exist anymore, I am an exile" the man explained, "May you be a state Alchemist?"
"yes... I am..what of it?" AJ asked, but then whimpered as he put his hand on her head.
"May this arm destroy you!" Scar screamed, as his arm lit red.
~silence~ ~splatter~ AJ lay dead on the road where she had been brutally killed by the one and only Scar. she stood up and looked down at her pale body, "...Am I dead?" she asked in a waily ghost voice.
A few days later she flew to the cemetary, everyone was making comments on her as they buried her dead body.
she materialized behind them enough for them to see her. "I see I am dead... I will forever remain a spirit.... You'll see me ... It would be like I never died..." AJ whispered, everyone turned around and gasped, the tears stopped as many crowded around the small ghost. she was practically cornered with hugs. she put her fingers over her head and her hair turned ghost white and her eyes bright lime green. "Bye. Roy i'll be in your office for the next few days, and I'll d*** well haunt you." AJ laughed, as she disappeared and flew to HQ with ghostly tears running down her face, "I'm really dead...."