A love story... Greed&Miauen
Miauen sighed as she walked into Central HQ. I wonder what the Colonel's up to....whatever I don't care. She saw the Second Lieutenant, Jean Havoc, whom is her uncle, walking towards Mustang's office.
I wonder what uncle Jean's up to now...I wonder if he'd stopped smokin'..
Miauen sat down against the wall with her legs extended. A short blonde boy walked into HQ and tripped over Miauen's automail leg.
Miauen started to laugh and she watched the short boy get up.
"he he he he i'm sorry...your so short." Miauen teased, then backed into the wall as the short boy started yelling at her.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SO SHORT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME WITH THE KEENEST EYE OR A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK!!" he screamed, practically blowing Miauen into the wall with his booming but cute voice.
Miauen sighed, "I'm callin' YOU so short i can't even see you with the keenest eye or a magnifying glass"
The blonde growled, "DAMMIT I'M NOT SHORT!!! STAND UP! LET'S SEE WHO'S THE REAL SHRIMP!"
Jean walked out of mustangs office and sighed as he saw the blonde yelling at Miauen.
She slowly stood up and then gasped when she saw he was about a foot taller than her. "HAH! YOUR THE SHRIMP!"
"can you please stop yelling?" Miauen asked, turning a corner away from the blonde, "By the way Fullmetal...," Miauen started, but was interrupted. "WAIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!" The blonde screeched, "AND IT'S NOT FULLMETAL IT'S EDWARD!"
"I know all state alchemists here, i'm related to the second lieutenant, the coolest lieutenant EVER." Miauen replied.
Jean smiled and walked out of HQ, "Miauen! I'm leavin HQ!"
"ok" Miauen replied, then she turned back to the blonde boy, "I guess I'll see you later, then. I have a feeling Colonel Condiments wants to see me pretty soon."
Ed started to laugh, "colonel Condiments."
Miauen started to walk to the colonel's office, suddenly she was pulled aside, she was gagged and dragged to a diffrent part of HQ.
"l...l...let.....me....g...g....go..." Miauen choked with fear, but then noticed it was Mustang, "You.......YOU!!"
her heartbeat slowed back to normal as her eyes turned red, she threw mustang into the wall and started to scream at him
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!" Miauen hollered
"I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU!" Roy replied quickly as Miauen's eyes turned back to a light gray.
"Feh... Why?" She calmly asked.
"Paperwork." Roy cackled, giving a 3 foot stack of paperwork to her.
"WHAT THE--YOUR GIVING ME PAPERWORK THAT'S ALMOST AS TALL AS ME?!!!!!!!! WHEN DO YOU EXPECT THIS FINISHED?!" she hollered.
"By tomarrow." He cackled, running off to his office.
"That.....idiot..." she smiled, putting the paperwork in the trash can and walking out of HQ, "better go home and get some sleep."
Roy watched her as she threw the paperwork in the garbage, "That stubborn brat" he muttered.
Miauen laughed as she started walking home, "That moron." She picked up her book and read it on her way home. she heard someone behind her but she didn't look.
two hands extended from the darkness and gagged her once more, "......m...mustang....is th...that you... you....your scaring me..."
"No....it's not mustang.." The voice cackled, as the person knocked her out.
Part 2
She woke up in a dimly lit room, her hands tied behind her back and her ankles tied together. she noticed she had been gagged. wh..where am I? she thought to herself, her eyes widened as she saw a tall guy with weird hair, she thought she should've been laughing but she was crying.
"Oh shut up you Alchemy brat" The guy boasted, kicking Miauen hard in the stomach.
"HEY!" someone bellowed, running over to the guy with weird hair and punching him out.
The other man, who had spiky hair and had saved her life, ungagged her.
"Are you alright?" he asked, standing on the other man with weird hair.
"y...yeah...who was that? and who are you?" Miauen asked in reply.
"That dumbass was Envy. I'm Greed." the Spiky haired man replied with a small chuckle as he untied her.
"Thank you..." Miauen smiled as he helped her up.
"Don't mention it, where do yeah live?" Greed asked, picking up Miauen
her eyes widened, "Main street...left side....9th house....4561.." she shivered.
"hey hey what's with the shiverin? i'm not gonna hurt yeah." Greed smiled, carrying Miauen to her house, "here?" he asked, putting her down.
"yes...here... hope to see you again soon." Miauen sweetly smiled, running into her house.
"You will. Trust me." Greed grinned, walking back towards where he came.
Miauen quickly got on her pajamas and layed down, "woah......woah.....woah..." she whispered to herself, as she drifted off to sleep.
She woke up with a good start the next morning, heartbeat slowed to normal, and her cockyness back.
The phone rang.
"Hello?" Miauen answered.
"Miauen I saw you throw away that paperwork." Roy growled at the other end.
"Oh? what are you gonna do about it, Colonel Condiments?" Miauen sighed but then grinned.
"I can do alot." Roy growled, "You are demoted to Major."
"ooooo demotion, i'm sooooo scared. ha ha ha ha ha. retard." Miauen maniacially laughed.
"Miauen, you have totally disobeyed me." Roy growled, "Just because your Havoc's niece does not mean i'll let you go."
"uh-oh...." Miauen mumbled, as Roy busted into her house and grabbed her wrist
"Seriously. I'm not going easy on you." he growled, dragging her to HQ.
Miauen spotted the strange man called Greed on top of her house. "GREED!" She screamed, kicking Roy.
"What the hell do you think your doing, Colonel Condiments?" Greed calmly asked, then knocked him unconsious, "Miauen, I know a safe place."
They arrived Minutes later at the Devils Nest.
"...The Devils Nest?" Miauen asked, very confused.
"yeah, it's where me and my buddies hang out." Greed replied, as they walked in.
Miauen gasped, She saw Roa, Dorochette, Martyl, and other humonculi she'd never seen. the only one she didn't see was the palmtree.
"Don't worry. They won't hurt you--I'm kind of their leader.." Greed snickered, "sit down"
Miauen walked over to a chair far from the others and sat down.
I wonder why he calls this safe! i'm probably going to be killed the second he leaves! Miauen frightfully thought to herself.
"Eh Miauen. I'm leavin for a bit, keep these idiots busy with anything you can think of." Greed chuckled, walking out the door.
Miauen's finger glowed, as she started drawing a cat in the air. her finger changed colours for the cat's eyes and stomach, "awwwh....ain't that cute?" she asked the others.
"No. and It will never BE cute." Roa growled, walking over to Miauen and grabbing her glowing hand, "You can't entertain us with that--we're not children!"
Miauen started to shake, "l...let go of me.. now..."
Roa just raised an eyebrow and forced her to get up.
"What the hell do you want?!" she screamed, as she started to kick him.
"Would you stop?!" Roa growled, as he threw Miauen back onto the chair.
"Roa knock it off." Martyl exclaimed, knocking him into a wall, "I'm Martyl."
"....H...Hello.." Miauen was still shaking.
Martyl looked at Roa and growled, "Your dead Roa."
She attacked him with full force, and threw him out of the Devil's Nest.
Dorochette sighed, "Roa's such a *******."
"I'm outta here...." Miauen mumbled
"Not so fast kiddo. Greed wants you to be safe from Colonel Condiments" Martyl snickered, "colonel condiments oh my gaud."
Part 3.
"Why would the palmtree want to abduct me?" Miauen asked.
"Check your right knee kiddo." Martyl sighed.
Miauen Lifted up her pants leg. "o.....w...t...f is this?" she asked, looking at the oroborous tatoo.
"It's a Humonculi Orobourous Tatoo... your a humonculous" Martyl replied, "i'm a chimera."
Miauen sighed, "This fanfic is getting weird."
"tell me about it." Envy sighed, jumping out of a plant
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" Miauen exclaimed
"That plant over there." Envy laughed.
"Wow.....this is really getting weird." Miauen replied, "Eh narrator....let's please get back on topic."
"Fine fine fine....i'll make it better Miauen."
"I'll nver be one of you." Miauen sighed, "i'm not coming with you i'm staying in the military. I don't want those red rocks that bitch dante has."
"How do you know about dante?" Greed asked, walking in the Devil's Nest.
"she was Izumi's Alchemy teacher, and Izumi was my Alchemy teacher." Miauen replied, "Isn't dante the one who created you? your such a sweetheart, and she's such a ....ooo..."
Greed raised an eyebrow and then laughed, "I hate her sometimes too...Envy why are you here?"
"uhhhhh" Envy laughed, running out.
"Well...he's gone..." Miauen muttered, "That palmtree is weird."
"Hmph, he's always like that." Greed chuckled.
"....wait--what? he? i thought palmtree was a lady." Miauen confusedly replied.
"....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" everyone laughed.
"He must be ...Gender confused." Miauen laughed, ".....hey, who's that?" she asked, pointing to a lady growing her fingers out.
"That's lust... better stay away from her." Greed replied.
"Hey i better get going, I got picked to go to ishbal for some reason..." Miauen sighed, walking out of the devils nest.
on her way to the train station, she bumped into Edward again.
"Oh, hello." Miauen giggled, "How are you?"
"eh.. i'm good... are you?" Ed replied
"Yeah, i'm fine.. don't go near colonel condiments he's pissed off right now." Miauen sighed.
"Why? what'd you do to him?" Ed asked curiously.
"I threw away the paperwork he gave to me, then he demoted me, he tried beating the living hell out of me, so yeah.... and he got his butt kicked by Greed." Miauen replied, taking a deep breath.
"Woah... wait... who's greed?" Ed asked.
"you'll meet him later sometime. don't kill him, k?" Miauen replied.
"....Why would I?" Ed asked, as he saw Miauen go on the train to Ishbal, "WAIT....where are you... ISHBAL?!" he quickly followed Miauen onto the train.
"........since i'm 19 i have to go to ishbal.. eek.." Miauen sighed.
"Man, it's weird to think youre 19 and that short" Ed laughed.
Miauen hit him with her suitcase, "..shaddap i'm not that short, How old are you?"
"I'm 16." Ed replied.
"...Be careful dammit.... Get off this train...Now... when the colonel asks you to go undercover in liore, Don't do it... Scar will catch you... Kimblee or someone will take your pocketwatch and place red rocks in it, then they'll give it to al and he'll get turned into a bomb once he gets to lior. then when your with rose and lyra, Sloth scares the crap out of you, then wrath tries to kill you. and then later on when the philosophers stone is transmuted, Scar and half the military will be turned into the stone and there's nothing you could do to stop it. your brother will have the philosophers stone in himself and the humonculi will try to get it from you, then they'll kill you. Al will bring you back to life, but sacrificing himself--Don't go to the underground city, that's where you are destined to be killed." Miauen explained, "I'm a person who can see everything in your future. you will then sacrifice yourself to bring back your brother and then you'll arrive at the other side of the gate, which is Munich Germany, in 1923, you'll be 18, and a lady called Deitlinde eckart will be planning both your demise and the attack on central, but she thinks central is shambala."
"Woah woah stop..." Ed sighed, "That will happen?"
"Yes it will happen, i've watched the series xD" Miauen replied.
"Woah... >< ... uhm... ok... so I should turn down the scouting... then i should NOT go to the underground city..." Ed sighed
"YES. EXACTLY. i'm saving your life, just humor me and stay safe. also, don't try to kill sloth--please.....you know who she is, don't you?" Miauen asked
"Yeah....." Ed replied, "The recreation of my mom..."
"The recreation of my aunt too..." Miauen sighed, ".....Do you know Hohenheim--wait I think you do he's your dad."
"I hate him down to the bone." Ed replied.
"So do i. how dare he leave you, your mother, and your younger brother?"
"Because he's a *******....ick.." Ed sighed.
"Now go." Miauen sighed, "I'll see you later...if i live.."
Ed waved at Miauen as the train started to move towards ishbal.
Part 4. Arrival at Ishbal
Miauen stepped off the train, tired and dizzy. "At Ishbal..." she shivered, there were soldiers everywhere with guns, "Riot or war?"
"Riot" a soldier replied, throwing a gun at Miauen.
she gulped.
"Wh....why?" she asked.
"This'll turn into another war." the soldier replied.
Miauen's eyes widened as a bomb went off with many ishbalans killed.
"o......my...." she replied, fainting.
"Uh-oh....maybey Mustang shouldnt've sent a 19year old." the soldier sighed, "COLONEL!"
Roy ran over to them, "What the... MIAUEN! WAKE UP! YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE JOB!"
"Shut up colonel, she passed out from the explosion." The soldier replied.
Miauen woke up several minutes later.
"Miauen! the war has began!" Roy exclaimed, throwing a gun at her.
Miauen shot furiously like the whole military was. she got shot in her left side, "aaahhhhhgg!!!" she screamed, falling to the ground.
Roy gasped, "SECOND LIEUTENANT!"
Havoc ran over to Miauen, "miauen...can you hear me?! Miauen!"
"d***.....stupid.....war....why..." Miauen choked, suddenly the shootings stopped. The paramedics picked up Mew and put her on a stretcher and put her in a bullet safe tent.
Miauen started to cry from the pain, "why....why is there....another war..."
The bullets were still not shot, everything stayed quiet, The military stopped shooting. "She's right. Why did this turn into a war? Why is our Military so Foolish?" Roy asked in a loud tone so everyone could hear. "Everyone head back to Central."
Havoc waited for the paramedics to wrap up Miauen's wound.
Part 5. Home
Havoc picked up Miauen and raced for the military cars. on the way back he had noticed she fell asleep.
I better take her home to my place Havoc thought to himself, as they arrived at Central HQ.
Havoc got out of the military car and raced for his car with Miauen in his arms. he started up the engine and put Miauen in the back seat. he raced for his house.
(Yes this part was very annoying to make up until they got to his house lol)
Havoc arrived at his house, he picked up Miauen and walked into the house with her. he put her on the bed in the spare room.
At 3 in the morning Greed opened Miauen's window and climbed into her room.
"Kiddo...." Greed whispered, as Miauen looked at him, "What happened?"
"I ... got shot..." Miauen whispered back, "Please leave i'll be at the devils nest in a while..wait for me please"
and so he waited.
This morning Havoc woke up. he went to Miauen's bedroom to see her asleep, "Kiddo.. hello...." Havoc tried waking her up, he didn't sucseed. "KIDDO?!" he sighed with releif when he noticed she was breathing. "what the hell is wrong with her..."
He called the hospital, The ambulance was over there in a matter of minutes. they put her on the stretcher, "she seems to be in a coma."
They rushed her to the hospital and into a hospital room.
"wake up wake up!" Havoc urged, "Please wake up!"
We take the scene to about a week later.
"The surgery was a sucsess, she will be awake soon. we had to remove her appendix, that's what was damaged." The nurse explained.
"Then why was she in a coma?" Havoc asked
"She was near death, her body wouldn't stay awake enough for her to do anything, hell i can't explain it" The nurse replied.
Miauen woke up about an hour later.
"Thank god.." Havoc sighed, hugging her tightly.
"Where....am..I?" She asked.
"The hospital... you got hurt pretty bad." Havoc replied.
Suddenly Edward ran in. "MIAUEN!!!" he screamed.
"Not so loud Edward!" Havoc scolded.
"Ed i'm ok." Miauen replied, as she took his hand.
Edward hugged her anyway. "Why did Colonel Condiments send you? you got hurt..."
"EDWARD. I'm three years older than you why should you care about me?" Miauen exclaimed, pulling out of the hug.
"It's because you are my cousin and i love you--not in that disgusting way though" Edward explained, "Your like a sis to me, seriously.. now that i see you."
"....Heh... Yeah my blonde braid totally gave it away, didn't it?" Miauen chuckled.
"Yup." Edward replied, grabbing the ponytail on the table and braiding Miauen's long blonde hair.
He picked up her glasses and put them over her golden eyes.
Part 6--Last part-- In MyTime of Dying
"I see the major resemblence. hey, how bout you two work together??" Havoc suggested, "That would be awesome..then the colonel wouldn't have a chance"
"oooo hu hu hu good idea." Ed said in his cocky little voice.
Miauen laughed.
"Hey, is Miauen your real name?" Ed asked
"Well, i'm not sure..." Miauen replied.
"Nope it's not her real name" Havoc replied, "her name is Aly."
Ed laughed, "very close to Al."
suddenly Al walked in, "brother...." he sighed.
"Oh! Al... Nice to meet you." Miauen/Aly smiled.
"Nice to meet you too....I think" Al replied.
2 days later when the nurse let Miauen out of the hospital.....
"YOU!" Envy screamed, as he tackled Miauen and started to kick her furiously.
"STOP IT!!!!!" she screamed, but envy threw her into a wall and let her fall.
he walked away in triumph.
On the ground I lay
Motionless in pain
I can see my life flashing before my eyes
Dead I fall asleep
Is this all a dream
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare
I will not die (I will not die)
I will survive
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
On this bed I lay
Losing everything
I can see my life passing me by
Was it all too much
Or just not enough
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare
I will not die (I will not die)
I will survive
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
Greed strolled around the corner, and gasped when he saw Miauen laying on the ground covered in blood.
"I ...will not die....i'll wait here for you...in my time of dying..." she mumbled, dragging herself over to greed, then supporting herself on him. she quickly healed herself, but she wasn't able to walk.
Greed picked her up and took her to the Devils Nest.
Envy was sitting there cackling his head off, "I got the little brat"
Miauen could finally walk, she ran over to Envy and kicked him hard in the stomach, "Your dead."
She started to beat the hell out of him until he screamed for his mother.
She transmuted her metal arm into a sword and stuck it right through him.
"Tag. your dead." she sighed as Envy dropped to the ground.
Greed snickered, "good job." then gasped as Roa stuck a sword through Miauen and watched her blood seep onto the floor.
"You....*******..." Greed growled, as he watched Miauen die. Miauen suddenly glowed White and the bleeding stopped. she sat up and cracked her back.
Roa was now furious. "DIE DIE DIE!" he screamed, trying to kill Miauen.
"No. You." She replied, sticking his own sword through him.
Lust and Gluttony got into the fight as Martyl, Dorochette, and greed watched.
Miauen threw Lust's locket that she had gotten from scar at Lust.
Lust was then paralyzed. "Ha take that bitch" then she threw gluttony into a giant blender she had just transmuted. "uh, yuck"
Martyl, Dorochette, and Greed quickly ran out with Miauen, "Dewd, i'm like the only Humonculus left" Greed smiled, "Dorochette and Martyl are chimeras"
Miauen gasped as her eyes turned back to blue, "what happened?"
Everyone stared at her.
Ed sighed as he ran around the corner and stabbed his automail arm through Miauen, "Your one of Them?!"
"Your not Edward......your Envy...." Miauen choked, as she fell to the ground.
~hmmmmm, what happens next?!! not gonna tell you...~