Okay, the next poster has to choose which they would rather do, then give the next poster a few 'Would You Rather...' game choices.

Would You Rather....

A. Throw a toy animal at your very short tempered boss, or

B. Lick 1,000 letters with your tongue.

A. hehehe
a toy animal at my boss
he woun't see it cuming eveny though i probily get kiked out but that is a chantes i must take

I believe you were supposed to ask a question in the same post after answering.



Would you rather lose your computer or lose all grades in shool for a month, getting 0's (F's)?

hehe i for got anway...
lose all grades in shool for a month
would you rather.....
live at your school or eat ten live spiters

Live at school.

I have arachnophobia.

And I'm an inteligent person who will soon find a way past the school programs that block all my favorite websites.

Would you rather lick a dog turd or eat live hissing cockroaches?

Fear Factor material!

Lick a dog turd becuase it'd only last a second and I hate bugs sooooo much.

Would you rather a movie that scared the crap out of you every second for five days straight or listen to the music you hate the most over and over again for 5 days straight (you wouldn't be able to sleep at all the whole time)

The scary movie, I'm a wuss and it would...I dunno, help me overcome fears?

Would you rather melt in the desert or freeze in a meat locker?

freeze in a meat locker, i like meat and i like coldness more than i like heat

would you rather kill george w. bush or have $50,000

$50,000
then form an asult on him WWAHWHAHAahah

ok would you rather
date your teacher
or
have a potato shap head

One of my teachers is nopt that bad looking


Would you rather eat a cat or kill a dog?

i would rather kill a dog. killing kitties is mean.

would you rather read a 1500 page book or hit yourself in the face with a really really hot firepoker?

That's easy. I'd take the book - I do taht all the time anyway!

Would you rather be Richard Simmons' personal assistant, or Michael Jackson's?

uhhh....richard simmons.... why? because.. while he was dancing in his pink glitter tights i would sneek out the back... if i was jacksons assistant i would end up ripping his nose off. (like THAT won't ever happen *laughs):D
would you rather purposely drive your car into the lake or try to juggle two axes?

I'm a horrible juggler... so I would drive my car into the lake. What, you didn't know it was amphibious? Hehe, it is now!

Hm. Would you rather be reincarnated as a slug or a cockroach?

cockroach. dang-near impossible to kill. >=D

would you rather stomp on a bird or a rabbit? (they alive of course)

! I have to?!

Uh... the rabbit? Jeez, that's cruelty... poor thing...

Would you rather have the world's most obnoxious song stuck permanently in your head, or the most obnixious joke being retold in your head for the rest of your life?

obnoxious song... cause.. iduno..
(btw rabbit stomping is only cruel if you miss their head)

would you rather throw a rock at your parents bedroom window at night, or set fire to the couch?

Oooh, set fire to the couch! No.. probably the rock... That's less damaging in the long run.

Would you rather dump a bucket of mud on Paris Hilton or paintball people at a Congressional meeting?

mud on paris hilton!!! nothing would make me happier then to soil that disgusting dyed blonde hair of hers!!!

would you rather hug your favorite celebrity or be able to beat them with a big smelly tuna fish on national television?

Ohhh... Hm. Favorite celebrety? Barring dead actors or voice actors, I suppose, and most writers... Guess that leaves Gackto-sama. Mehehe.. I would beat him and then glomp.

Let's see.

Would you rather make things float randomly in physics class or explode in chemistry?

humm..... how bout make them float then explode? that would be awesome....

would you rather have a toy rabbit make of poison coated china or a dead rabbit?

The toy. I'd give it to my creepy pedophiliac cousin. She'd love it.


Would you rather eat a rusty spoon, or a serrated one?

rusty. so i can have some tecture with my food.

would you rather shoot the largest herd of wild elephants or let the pandas go extinct?

Shoot the largest herd. There are more... extinction is forever. This, the species could recover from. However, elephants are sentient... go talk yourself into another loop, Michiko. That always helps.

Would you rather become a zombie after death or a ghost?

Ghost, that way i could freak the hell out of people without smelling like rotten poopoo

would you rather cut off a birds head or shoot a horse in the brain?

*i'm thinking of alot of violent thingies.. hmm*

Cut off a bird's head.. I'd have to anyway if I want turkey this thanksgiving. ;)

Alright. Would you rather kill your best female friend or DG? (If you go for violence, I'll counter)

whoots! ..same here.. *going back to redneck land for holiday*



..ummm..... best female friend.. and since you didn't say it couldn't be my best female friend from the past, i shall choose that one. in which case its this chick that moved away when i was 10. names susan i think.. not sure.. i could never hurt my coco-puff. :heart:

hmmm.... if you had to choose, would you pick your family or would you choose your soul mate? <-- sounds kinda corny but meh, best word i could think of.

Soul mate. My family is comprised of lunatics, many of which are religious right-wing nutjobs I'd really rather not be associated with.

Would you rather play real life Frogger or be the ball in Pong?

ball in pong. wahts better then moving back and forth forever? plus you always have company.

would you rather kick a turtle off a steep hill or eat a handfull of lizards?

Kick the turtle.. that's only one life.

Would you rather... hm. Would you rather lick a porcupine or a lionfish?

lionfish. sure its poisonous, but at least i won't have to get quils out of my face.

if you put an apple on a friends head, would you shoot at it with a gun or a bow and arrow?

A gun. I have better aim with those.

Would you rather swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are...

Or would you like to be a fish?

i would so be a fish! that way i could swim around and go "gloop gloop gloop" and terrorize smaller species of fishes!

would you rather be the king (not literally "king" but you gets waht i mean) of sweatshop vendors or the queen of slime?

Sweatshop vendors - there's room for improvement.

Would you rather live in a world with no internet or no refrigeration?

no ...refrigeration.. i can just use ice for liquids and i don't cook my meals anyways. *nahah!*

would you rather be a shark or a dart frog?

A shark.



Would you rather live to be 100 and met a bunch of famous people as well as intellects. Or would you rather be a 40 year old Billionair?

Live to be 100. Screw all the celebrities, I just wanna live to be 100. I won't give into the money...I just wanna grow up, have a family, watch them grow up, etc. I dunno...this stuff is always on my mind. I just wanna be a great dad when I grow up.

Would you rather...

A. Die fighting for your country

or

B. Die of old age

I can relate to your good dad aspirations also Cardinal Sins. And i'd rather die of old age, get to live through more stuff etc.


Would you live your life in ignorance and Bliss or in Itelligence and stress?

Itelligence and stress. I would rather know things then not, even if it causes me stress.

Would you rather...

A. Be single and rich (You can't marry later)

B. Be happily married and poor.

That's too easy for me, i'd happily take the married and poor over the single and rich. There's nothing like having that certain someone in your life that you can survive anything with.


Would you rather die by hanging or die by fireing squad?