If you met Edward Elric what would you do? For me I would ask him a question then knock him out. I would then steal his fake arm and make sure he has nothing to draw transmutation circles and hold him for ransom. The ransom is "kill me then remake me. Only then shall I give you the location of your famed FullMetal Alchemist. Make sure to bring red stones or I'll never tell." The line kill me then remake me means that first you must kill me. Then perform a humantransmutation so I could live again. Though this plan has quite a few flaws.

I'd just convince him to teach me alchemy xD

Capture him, Hold him for ransom, steal the ransom money, then ship him off to Scar so he could blow up Full Metal's head.

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What would I do If I Met Edward Elric.

1. Destroy aoutomail arm, possibly sell it in Rush Valley.
2. Tie him to a chair.
3. Force feed him Milk.
4. Give him to Envy. (Whatever he can do Ed is worse then anything I can ever think of.)

I would nail him...

I'd glomp him xD ^^ hes cuuuuuute

I'd be all like
"h....h....hi.." then lean up and kiss him (.....he's taller than me..... so yea)
then I'd glomp him infront of the whole military then i'd go up to a random evil person and yell "YOU ARE SO STUPID!" in their faces xD (Ignore teh last part i duno where that came from)

OOC: Why do so many people on this board hate Ed?

Punch him >.>

Not you too!
I already said my answer.

Knock some living sense into him for not going after a girl when he had the chance. I mean how many times has he had winry practically all over him. Not to mention Rose! Geez give the kid a brain!!!!!! And the proceed to ask him to teach me some alchemey or at least how to beat al in a fight

...Why is it every person on this board wants to clock ed a good one?
I think the reason he didn't go after winry is his BROTHER. Alphonse likes Winry and will be angry if Ed flirted with her or something.

Well, to be fair, I'd probably wave cheerily at manga Ed.

I'd still punch anime Ed though.

Why? Cuz he's a self proclaimed "genius" and blah blah, yet he doesn't use his head when he needs it.

So many devious things I could do....oh well lets go for the blatantly obvious one, sell his arm and leg, hold him ransom with greed, and then send the great full metal off to mustang for a lecture. Well...that is after verbally and mentally beating his 'superior intellect' into a greasy little stain on the cement of the Devil's Nest.

Yeah well Ed's just stupid for not making a move on Winry. So what about AL, Al's a metal walking robot suit of armor thing for 99.9 percent of the series. If he doesnt like it too bad he missed out.

:huh: Hmm. This is turned into an "I hate Ed and why" discussion.

Anywayz, I'd prolly look down at him. Poke him. Walk around him, inspecting. (not in a bad way! <_< ) Then I'd prolly say quite calmly. "Hmm. You ARE real. Just as short as they always said." And walk away. If he tried to retaliate I smack him. Simple.

If you'd have asked me a while ago, I would have prolly gone crazy and hugged the living daylights out of him. No longer. Only for Vash! :heart:

I never knew so many people hated Ed. The reason why I'll abuse him is because he thinks he thinks that science can solve everything. I'm also wondering why he thinks that a drop of blood can amount to a soul. He needs some common sense knocked into him. He is my second favorite character next to Greed so don't say I'm a Ed hater. Although I was quite surprised as to how many people want to abuse. I can think of so many ways to torture him. I can probably torture him both physically and mentally. I have a FanFiction.net account (Although I haven't started any stories yet) and I'm going to write stories that torture him both phyiscally and mentally. *Looks at Ed with evil eyes.* Oh yes, there will be blood. My mind is quite screwed up when it comes to FMA.

Don't worry I'll put in Homunculi toture stories too.

But my main focus is to write PridexWinry fanfics. Sooner or later I'll get to the torture fanfics. Look for the account name DarkCommander. You'll probably see it on FanFiction.net sooner or later. I'm still learning how to create a title for my fanfic. Or I could just post my Fanfics here so everybody could see them.

Well XD I would EAT his flesh, but I dont eat junkfood. =3

Neither does RoD

Very true! But EDWARD ELRIC SHOULD BE EATEN BY GLUTTONY! XDD. Or be sliced into ribbons by Ran Fan! Hurrah for Ran Fan! XD

....No it's because i'm a fangirl and i think he's hot.

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If Mrs Jamie Elric were to meet the Edward Elric she would...

1) Scream.
2) Faint.
3) Wake up.
4) Tackle him in hugs and kisses.
5) Tell him I knew EVERYTHING about him.
6) Tell him how.
7) AND THEN HE'D LOVE ME AND I'D LOVE HIM AND WE'D BE MARRIED! ^^
8) HAVE LOTS OF CHIBI BABIES!

Or, at least that's how it's been happening. ;x x;

IlovemyChiiiibiKun<333333333

That is... so... very very... creepy. *Hides in a hole in a distant land, in a desolate area*
Keep them away. Mommy. Keep them away.

.......And now my nightmare is complete. You may start the marriage now.

:blink: Holy crap. that's more than i wanted to do if i met him. i Just said GLOMP him HARD enough to glomp some sense into him lmao

Oh yeah, now I remember why I hate anime Ed so much....

....Rabid Ed fangirls >___>

...............

Oh God....Please, I don't want to see anymore....fangirl...lists...

lol.. as I saw before 'he thinks science can solve everything' It can. *hugz chibi Edward* Don tell me any more bad stuff about Mr. Sexy...and Also, I appreciate havoc all the way <3 he's sexy too.

Okay, you guys are gonna probably be all over me on this one, but check this out. My beloved boyfriend's legal name Is Edward Elric. Want to know something even stranger than that? My Birthname Is Izumi, and yes, I am older than he is, but only by a year! it's really funny because he does call me teacher.

...Nice! reminds me of the member Edo-kun...he's my cousin.. that's his legal name too.
and my birthname was Trisha xD
[offtopic:]
the ..banned..member 'Reiku' is NOT my sister. she's 'Edo-kun's' sister....certainly not mine... I only have a little brother and a older sister... unfortunatly. [/offtopic]
:lol: but that's really cool..i would've loved my birthname to be Izumi.. that would *hehe* kick butt. :ph43r: lol sorry 'bout that XD

Haha, It's alright. I get that all the time XD
Even funnier, my Ed can do his voice pretty well.

wow... you kept standing p for ed... anyway, i will maybe scream and yell about seeing ed and run around him... ( lol... ) ^_^

grab a bottle...

break bottle over his head, knocking him Unconscious

rip off his automail arm and leg

when he wakes up, start hitting him with the arm

when he tries to run away, break his real leg with the automail leg

then continue Bludgeoning his skull with automail arm.

omg!!! that's so... cruel? but fun~~~... don't kill him though~~ ^_^

That's funny girlie..... Then after you beat him withen an inch of his life, you should pawn his automail arm and leg, or maybe sell it on Ebay.

Kawa-san: no i won't kill him....... just make him a cripple =D


yeha i was just debating on what i could do with the automail..... selling it on ebay would get me a good college paying thingy i bet...

Simple.

I'd pass by him and say nothing. Just like pretty much every stranger in life.

SCS, u aint cruel enough. I'd take a tank o' good ol' premium gasoline and light that dwarf on fire. And as he screams trying to transmute the flames off o' him *which I'm pretty sure will be difficult, and even if he does he'd get some good 3rd degree burns* I'd take him, shave him bald, drag him on the back of a truck. Snap his automail arm, Kidnap winry *so she cant repair the d*** thing*, Snap his leg, tie him onto a scarecrow.

And I'll throw tomatoes at him. When I'm bored of that I'll go grab something bigger, like a watermelon. After a good hour of Watermelon tossing I'll rip him off the scarecrow, grab a few frying pans and attempt to play the 'Anthem' by bashing it against his skull. When that's over with, I'll rip out his spine and beat him with it. While feeding his intestinal goodies to the left over crows.

Now that his head is all that remains toss it to Scar so he could keep it for a X-mas Present.

The End.

omg *laughs alot* thats great krazy. :lol:
such a good image

You bet! Besides... >>;; Ed is so not cute. Allen Walker from D. Grey man is SOOO much cuter and way more polite. Allen = love! And you Ed fans will feel so dumb picking Ed over Allen. XDD