*There might be spoilers but I'm not sure.*

"Thank you Winry for your interesting lesson on the anatomy of a wrench! Next up, is our interview with Wrath! Come on out, Wrath!"
A young boy with long black hair and an odd outfit walked very uncertainly onto the brightly lit stage and sat down on a blue sofa next to a teenage girl with long brown hair and blue eyes. The girl spoke in a loud voice so the audience could hear.
"Greetings Wrath! I am Mystra, your interviewer for today, do you mind if I ask you some questions about yourself?"
Wrath's (The kid with long black hair.) uncertain frown turned into a big goofy smile as he reached into his poket.
"Hehehe! Look what I found backstage! A mouse! I saved it from the eletrical stuff back there!"
Wrath's supped hands revieled an adorable little baby mouse. Mystra's eyes softened at it. "Look at that folks, Wrath saved a baby mouse. Isn't he so kind?"
The audience cooed and said 'aww' but then suddenly gasped.
Wrath was sqeezing the life out of it.
"Hehehehe! Killing is fun!"
"Ack! No Wrath! Killing is not fun! Let go of the mouse!"
"Killing IS fun! Just look at it's bulging eyes!"
"Wrath!"
The audienced watched the struggle between Wrath and Mystra as Mystra tried to yank the mouse out of his hand.
"The poor thing!"
"Go Wrath go!"
"w00t Mystra! You rock girl!"
"Just punch their Wrath's lights out, Mystra! That'll keep the lil' bugger queit for a while..."
Were some of the comments that came from the audience. One lady screamed and fainted as Wrath sqeezed the mouse harder.
Finally after 10 minutes of struggle Mystra finally managed to yank the mouse out of Wrath's hands. "Finally!" she said as she threw the mouse over her sholder.
"ANYWAYS! I'll go ahead and start to ask some questions. Now there has been some confusion on your gender, can you tell us what sex you acually are?"
Wrath glared at Mystra "Ima boy!"
"Er..Then why do you have long hair?"
"Because it's in style!"
"But, usually guys don't have long hair nowadays."
"I don't care, it's my style!"
"Well, see, it was in style when hippies were around. But they're not around much anymore. Are you a hippy?"
"I'M NOT A HIPPY!"
"I see..." Mystra seemed to ignore his last comment as she scribbled down some notes on a yellow notepad. "On to the next question. There has been a rumor going around that you copy almost everything Envy does. Is this true?"
"Of course not!"
"Don't you wear the same clothing and have long hair like him?"
Wrath glared at Mystra "Kinda, not really-" he started
"WELL THEN!" Inturrupted Mystra, "Lets see what Envy looks like than!"
Some extra crew worker pulled down an overhead viewer board and someone turned the lights off. The extra worker than turned on the overhead to reviel a picture of Envy.
Mystra gave a startled gasp "Geez, that's Envy? He looks like a gi-"
"SEE?! HOW CAN I BE HIM?! HE LOOKS LIKE A PALM TREE!" interrupted Wrath
"Isn't he your mentor or something though? He was the one who corrupted you." said Mystra
"Well- yeah, I guess so. But I'm nothing like that mental palm tree-"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?" roared Envy as he marched onto the stage
"You little brat!!!" He hissed
Wrath became extremely pale as he hoarsely yelled at Mystra "When did HE get here?!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to warn you. We were going to interview him next, but I forgot to tell you, hehehehe, oopsies." said Mystra guiltilly
Envy started yelling "YOU LITTLE BRAT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIME I HEAR THAT A DAY?! "Ooo! Look mommy! A demented palm tree!" Is what I hear when I go shopping! MAYBE I'LL JUST TEACH YOU A LESSON AND PUNCH YOUR FACE IN FOR EVERY TIME I'VE CALLED A PALM TREE!"
Wrath started groveling at Envy's feet "I'm sorry Envy! I didn't mean it-"
"I'm sure you didn't mean it now that your in trouble! I'll teach you a lesson! I'll-"
"No, It's true Envy! I didn't mean it! I acually-I-I- I love you!"
Everyone stared at Wrath. Wrath's face turned red and he said nothing. Cricket's went off in the audience.
"Ooookay, so let me get this straight." Mystra said, breaking the awkward silence "You're a gay hippy with long hair who loves a mental gender confused palm tree?"
This time both Wrath and Envy glared at Mystra and said in sync
"Why you little bit-"


THE REST OF THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO INAPPROPRATE LANGUAGE/ BLOOD AND GORE/ AND ANYTHING ELSE YOUR PREVERTED IMAGINATIONS CAN THINK UP.

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Yeah, I know, it's weird. But I just thought of this fanfic randomly while brousing the internet. If I said anything insulting to you, please feel free to yell your brains out at me. :rolleyes: