1. Set all the lobsters free from the Seafood Isle

2. Hide behind something and when a kid with dark hair and glasses walks past, jump out and shout "Harry Potter! I knew you wouldn't elude me forever!"

3. Attempt to eat the managers left shoe.

4. Take a bike from the bike section and ride it all around the store.

5. When you see a young couple, go up to them and ask if you can go to their wedding.

6. Go into the bathroom with a Tuba and play it loudly.

(Hehe, I haven't done one of these for a while.)

7. pay a 100$ bill all in pennes

8# eat all the sample food

You can do more than one at a time

9. Go in the gun aisle and talk about how much you love explosions to the nearest clerk.

10. grab a chocolate bar an start eating it in line wene going to pay (well that one will just anowy that casher)

12. go to the nearest WalMart employee and yell "COOKIES EATING A PANCAKE! MUFFIN CAKE GUATAMALA!" and keep babbling that until they get annoyed :lol:

13. make larg farting noses at the managar

14. stare at the manager and then yell "wooo." :blink:

15 ask peole if theyll go out w/ u.

16. eat food realy lodly

Can I add three?

#17. Play baseball in the store. (Friend did this, broke some glass. It was at KB though.)

#18. Take the spray paint from one of the aisles and start spray pianting everything.

#19. Making funny faces at the security cameras for a while.

20. Purposely knock down all the merchandise.

21. Yell that your going to blow up the Store.

22. Bang on the display glasses, especially in the video game or electronics sections xD.

23.put yuor cart in the middle of the aisle,blocking the way

24."accidently"knock down all the tomatos and "accidently"stomp on them

25.pretend u cant get your credit card to work by using it upside down

26.eat the sample food then spit it out then say,"this is disgusting!!"

27. throught food at the mag
28. opes all the toyes and play with them

29. Follow random people around humming the Dora the Explorer theme song untill they freak out.

30. Put a 'kick me' sign on the back of the manager.

31. start a food fight in the eating place

32. Attempt to eat the managers right shoe, and when that doesn't work throw a turnip at him.

33. Start to look through old ladies purses on the grounds that one of them stole your soul.

34. Overflow the bathroom sinks and when WalMart is filled with water, let all the fish free!

(Really, don't ask, you don't want to know where I get these ideas. XD)

33# put all the aisle candy at the checkout and pay w/ only a 100$ bill

34# eat half of the sample food then put it back

35. Put on a bikini and walk around the store asking random people if it makes you look fat. D:

36. Scream really loud, and when someone comes to see if you're okay, say either these two things "Oh its okay, I just saw a bug" or "I wasn't screaming, and I would appreciate it if you would be racist towards me".

34.Go to the school supplies isle and paste everything to the wall

35: go to the school supplies aile and get to sharpys and yell"IM CAPTAIN SHARP!!WITH THE MAGICAL POWERS OF THINKING!!"

36: Go to the "home improvement" section and start laying rugs down all over the store in random isles.

37: Take darts from a dart board and "acccidentally" throw them at something very breakable.

38: go to the makeup isle and use all the products without paying for them.

37. Start to eat an ed plushie and when someone asks you why your eating and ed plushie say "I am a fangirl named GODZILLA!! PH34R ME!!!!" XD

38. Take all the DVDs and take them out of their cases and put them in the wrong cases.

39. Go up to random people and say "I love you."

40. Put on a cow costume and run around WalMart like a maniac shouting "Fear my moo-fullness!!"

41. push down the walls things that holld the toys

42. Take all the sticks of gum out of the pakages and place them end to end around the store* XD!

43. Tell the 'Walmart greeters' "Welcome to Walmart!" ((That'll REALLY screw em up!))

44#pay for a piece of candy w/ a 100 dollar bill

45#dance around swinging your legs at random peeple and say "sorry!i need some practice"

46#at pets mart if the are letting you hld puupies hold one and say at tyhe top o yor lungs"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!GET IT OFFFF!!!'

47#in mcdonalds,stand in line and take super long to choose.if they say well get back to you cut them off w/I KNOW WHAT I WANT!!then take longer

48. Walk around smiling like a goofball wearing an I HEART KMART shirt! XD

49.Pretend your blind and take your dog into the store then walk around saying rude comments to customers.

50.When they try to kick you out say I was talking to myself, I didn't know I had people in front of me; I can't see.

51.When you leave say:I left my purse inside and 'accidentally' take the managers wallet.

52.While your at the checkout stand hold up the line by saying: wait I forgot something, every time the clark asks you if thats all.

53.When those people that walk the carts back in in those long rows start pushing them back to the store jump on one and say: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee I always wanted a pony. :wnk:

54. (true stories, all NyteFyr) Take the cover off of Bionicle canisters, inspect the inside, then crumple it around the top and leave.

55. Pile pillows around the floor, climb up the shelves and jump off

56. Buy a bunch of Nerds, then reenter the store, build a pillow fort, and bombard passerbys with them.

57. Turn on every single singing rock/bass/random object (you know the type), then run in circles screaming until they stop. Rinse and repeat.

58. Around Christmastime, dart around a false tree everytime someone comes near and say in a really loud whisper, "Go away, I'm hiding." When they start to leave, poke them with detatched brances.

((all of these is stuff i've done so yeah))

59. sit underneath one of them circular shirt rack things, and make growling sounds at people when they come to close.

60. have a friend stand on the other side of the cd/anything rack and play "marco poo (sp?)" in your outside voice.
tis more but i no feel like listing.... *sigh*

61#eat all the sample meat then regurgitate it and say i cant eat dairy products

62# Eat alot of chocolate then lick the windows and write Wal*Mart with your tongue.

63#Pretend your an employee and stand at the cash register and when people come to pay throw candy at them.

64# Run around kicking people in their shins.

65# Take one of the for sale bikes and go as fast as you can through the store saying "You can never catch me, for i'm the gingerbread man!"

#66: Walk into Office Depot wearing your Staples uniform and ask for an employee discount. (My dad did that, lol.)

#67: When you don't get said discount, loudly say, "I'll just go to Staples then, everything is so much cheaper there!" (Didn't do that, but who doesn't love free advistising?)

#68: Grab a bunch of random things and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

#69 Try on as many items at a time as you can, then try to walk out of the store. When the alarm goes off and you're caught, yell "I was framed!"

#70 push your cart around hitting people
# 71 take random things and put them in the toy section(like kitchen knives)

#73 Ask if they sell the materials you need for making a bomb.

#74 Ask to buy a single beer instead of the 6-pack you carried to the cashier, while underage.

#75 Ask for free chicken.

#76 In petsmart while holding a puppy (or any animal) act like your weighing them for a moment then shout out loud "Yes I will now be able to make my awesome (type of animal name goes here) Soup (or any other dishs)

#77 Bring a Five year old with you into the store and buy a Kitchen Knife... while it is being rung up say "Now you can't play with this until you get home (name of kid)"

#78 While you are paying for your a peice of candy with a $100 dollar bill ask for only pennys for your change (or dimes nickels and quarters)

#79 Buy a pack of Mentos and a 2-liter bottle of coke. As you pay, say "I tried sniffing coke once. I got ice cubes stuck in my nose." After you pay, go to the manager and ask if you can drop the Mentos in inside the store.

#80:bring a sharpie and start scribling on the teevees
#81:start to leave with a whole unpayed cart and say"i was framed!!"
#82:start dancing in the music section and knock over the racks of cds