>> This is my first. I dont usually get into the Fanfic world but this sorta..popped into my brain this morning so I had to.


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It was an early morning in the busy city of Central, everyone was going to work, militants included. Riza closed the door to her car and headed towards the HQ doors, sipping her coffee. For some reason she felt today would be a long day..

Entering the building all seemed normal, just like anyother day. Havoc ran around chasing the female militants, either Roy already stole his date again or Havoc didn't have any work to do. Continuing down the hall she heard the door slam open as a furious Winry came stomping down the hall.

"WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS ED!?" She screamed, her face red with rage.

"I don't know we haven't seen him all week" Riza answerd calmly, sipping her coffee.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR OWN PEOPLE?!" Winry continued to scream, "HE WAS SUPPOSE TO COME HOME A FEW DAYS AGO FOR AN AUTO-MAIL CHANGE. WHERE IS COLONEL? THAT LAZY @$$ SHOULD KNOW!"

Riza twitched and sipped her coffee. "Don't talk about the Colonel like that, we can not keep up with Edward if he doesn't keep us posted."

"I CAN TALK ABOUT HIM ANY WAY I WANT TO, HE KILLED MY PARENTS FOR GODS SAKE!" Winry screamed, soon gaining Shezckas support.

"T-thats right..and what about Hughes? Some friend he is brushing him off as a thing of the past." Shezcka added

WHAM! Riza's eyes lit with fire as she slaped Winry across the hall. Shezcka went bug-eyed and crept slowly away. "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO INSULT US FOR DOING OUR JOBS, AND HOW DARE YOU SAY HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT HUGHES. TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN THE TRUTHS OF THINGS BEFORE YOU PLAY THE BLAME GAME YOU LITTLE BITCH" Quietly she put herself back together, fixing her hair and noticing her coffee was spilt on the floor. Oh well somone else will have to get that up.

Havoc froze, fear ran through him and he returned to the Colonels office. "Roy"

"Yeah?" The Colonel answerd, while actually doing paper work.

"I think Riza is on her period" Havoc said before hiding, Riza's wrath was frightening

"Well then be on your toes" Roy said with a laugh, remebering the other times people crossed her during these times.

Winry got up, pulling out her wrench, Waving it in the air. "YOU BITCH!" sparks flew as a bullet collided with the wrench, knocking it out of her hand.

Yet again the door bursted open and Ed came running in, screaming at the top of his lungs. His auto-mail arm was missing and his clothes were torn practically to shreds, his hair messed up and pulled out. Tripping his leg fell off and he tumbled down the hallway.

"What the hell?" Riza, Winry, and Shezcka asked as they stared.

An arm came into the door, eventually finding the leg and pulled it out. Ed looked at the door in horror. "T-their here." he said choking out the words. "The...F-fangirls..are here." another arm came in, grabbing his red coat and pulled as several others joined in. Everyone when bugg eyed.

"Somone get the Fuhrer on, code red. we need system lockdown" Riza said as she pulled out her pistols yet again, shotting at the arms until they retreated out. "SOMONE GET THIS DOOR LOCKED, FAST. LOCK ALL THE WINDOWS TOO" She yelled as militants flooded out of the offices as the sirens went off. Shezcka called the Fuhrer and he signaled for full building lockdown.

Roy looked out the window in disbeliefe of the sheer number..."Where going to need more than locked windows and doors to keep them out." Havoc nodded and went off to gather a group that would help secure the area.

Bolting the windows, Armstrong started to move all the furnitures towards the doors as others went to their posts. Once these things get in..their is no hope left.

Ed, now realizing he left Al out there all alone he tried to stand. "AL, WHERE IS AL?!" he asked, looking around frantically

"YOU BAKA YOU LEFT AL OUT THERE ALL ALONE??" Winry screamed before pelting him with her mechanic tools.

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- Back outside -

Millions of fangirls flooded in and surrounded the place. Al was helpless as he was glomped by the dozens of them while they shouted "HES SO KAWAII" or millions of other things like "WEAR THESE KITTIE EARS" or something of the sort, not to mention some were even climbing in his armor.

"HELP! BROTHER!" Al yelled, he couldn't move at all and HQ was going into lockdown. Where they really going to leave him?

'~-To Be Continued.-~'

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O.o really good! write more write more!!! I AM A FANFICTION FANATIC...although fanatic is such a negative word..i shall use something different....how about...just....FAN. lol :) its reallly gooood!!!! keep up the great work XGhostX-san!

Yesh, MEOW! Me like this story! Please continue it! What a battle that would be....Winry vs. Hawkeye....LOL!

@.@ *cannot stop laughing* I LOVE THIS! XD

No, really, that's awesome... write more, please...

I rarely venture into the fanfic parts, but seeing as you'd written one, I HAD to see what was there... I'm so glad I wasn't disappointed. I knew if you wrote it it couldn't be bad... Hahaha - the ultimate weapon, my freidns and I realized, was the rabid fangirls.

"He tried to kill me! Fangirls! ATTACK!"
*hordes of screaming girls* EEEEEEEE! YOU EVIL PERSON HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY-! ect

^^ Yesh, that's going on a favorite.

xD yay! I'm glad it wasnt that bad..>>

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XD Now I guess I can start the second chapter = O xD hopefully it will..continue its success

YAY! ^__^ I will wait. (but not too long, or I'll start pestering.)

xD all the more reason to stall >> it builds suspension and makes people want to see it.

>> they do that to movies too..XD


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:kitty: I'm Innocent :kitty:


( *Evil laugh* )

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>> You should put that in your sig - it's a staple of yours now. ^^

xD yes! >> muahaha

:P YAY! Now go write more. >>

you're staring to sound like BM

:'( >> so demanding. ( He wants me to write more of the Mansion one..XD it has nothing to do with FMA but, what ever screw it XD )

"Good.Add." ~ BM

@.@ Sorry... >> I just like reading things. A lot. And.. uh... ^^; Don't be angry. Please?

... I have cookies.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm far from mad..>>

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>> d***. I guess so. oh well, all the more fo-..cookies? =D you have cookies you say?

^__^ Yesh. I made them. They are good. Chocolate chip.

*holds out plate* Cookie?

((No.. I'm joking as well. I don't think you'd get mad for that... ^^; I just wanted to offer cookies for some reason.))

( XD yay )

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YAHHHHHHHH! *flys out of nowhere, and snatches cookie plate* MY COOKIES! ((Was ze cookie monster in a previous life... ;) ))

I know its not as good as the first half, I'm sorry ><" But, I tried..

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HQ was now on full building lock down. Militants grouped by the dozens in fear. Ed, Winry, and Shezcka went to see how they could help.

The screams of the fangirls could be heard through the walls, they were starting to climb up them as well. “We need to get them away from the building.” Roy said, peering through a higher window. He was on a latter in the cafeteria, Since the window was so high it wasn’t bolted, not yet at least.

“Well, How are we going to do that Roy?” Havoc asked, lighting another cigarette.

A smirk crossed Roy’s face, as if the ultimate idea struck him. “Follow me.” He said, jumping off the latter and running down the halls.

“Armstrong!” Roy called from across the hall.

He turned. “Yes Colonel?” He asked.

“Bring out....the plushies.” Roy said, quietly and shifty-eyed.

“Yes sir. But, what are we going to do with them?” Armstrong asked, wondering why they even had plushies in the basement anyway.

“We are going to launch them into the crowd from the Roof.” Roy explained, “This should distract them long enough to save Al..maybe satisfy them as well.”

Armstrong nodded, heading off to get the bags of plushies.

“Where are you going Roy?” Havoc asked, following behind

“Oh, Just picking up something else we can shoot at them..” Roy said devilishly

- On the Roof -

Ed was on the roof, Using a cheap temporary auto-mail arm. He Transmuted a few cannons, Riza Havoc and Fury went to each. Armstrong soon came with 3 giant bags of plushies and other merchandise, and loaded the cannons.

“Ok, find Al and shoot around him..If we can make a small run-way he can get close enough to HQ so we can pick him up.” Roy explained.

“There he is, Sir.” Riza said, pointing her cannon. It fired, several plushies and key chains shot into the air. The screams of fangirls grew twice as loud as they scrambled and fought over the items.

“Where do you want these, colonel?” Two new recruits asked, each carrying about 7 or 8 individual Photo Albums.

“Oh, just over there” He pointed. “Hope they like Elysia” He said with a laugh.

“Sir?” Riza asked, turning from her Cannon.. “you’re going to use Hughes’s pictures?”

“Sure, why not? He sure gave me enough” Roy said with a laugh. “Besides, it would be a shame not to share his ..wonderful..daughter with the world, right? That is what he would want.” Roy said, bending the truth to fit his plans.

She sighed, giving up..Besides, she too had a few books filled..its not like the pictures would be missed...

Soon they began to fire more plushies and soon the pictures, falling like confetti.

The fangirls scrambled, fighting like animals for the items. Al soon was able to move, and ran like hell to get to the building.

“BROTHER HELP! PLEASE, HELP ME” Al screamed, a rope soon came down and he climbed it faster than anything. The fangirls screamed with anger, realizing Al was getting away. Once again they united. Forgetting the plushies, They wanted the real thing.

Soon the merchandise ran out. All that was left were the photos, seeming endless ammo of photos. After a while, it stopped working. Either the photo-per-fangirl was now matched, or they just weren’t caring about them anymore.

A soldier came running up to the roof. “Sir, They have breached the west side of the building. We need to get everyone into a safe area.” The guy was nervous, obviously he had never dealt with a fangirl raid before.

“Ok. Thank you, tell everyone to secure the west side of the buildings. Close off all doors to the inhabited side. We will need those doors re-secured.” Roy said, soon all leaving the roof.

“Where are we going to go Roy?” Havoc asked, many militants passed the group, rushing to their posts. The lights were now completely red, the constant blaring of the siren started to become normal to their ears.

“Well, we are going to the Fuhrer’s office” Roy explained, opening the door. Eventually they got to the elevator. “Lets go down.” He added, pushing the button

“Ro-..Colonel, wait.. I forgot Black Hayate” Riza said, turning from the elevator. A high pitched whistle sounded, and soon the little dog came running in, obviously it was aware of what was happening; it’s tail was between its legs. Riza picked Black Hayate up and then got on the elevator.

-Down below-

Dante sat there quietly, Greed was pacing. “The Fangirls are coming. The fangirls are coming.-“ Ding!

“AH!! THEY ARE HERE!!” Greed yelled, jumping behind Envy. “HERE, TAKE HIM! IT’S THE PALM TREE YOU WANT!” He yelled, shoving Envy towards the elevator.

Blank expressions covered the crews faces as they got off the elevator.

“Oh, Its just you.. I knew that, I was just trying to calm everyone down so we practiced our escaping procedures.” He said with a nod, soon being slapped by Envy.

“FIRST, I’M NOT A PALM TREE. SECOND. YOU WERE ABOUT TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS!” He yelled.

Roy sat, everyone else soon did the same. “Looks like were all in the same boat on this one.” He said with a laugh.

“Well, Did you try the plushies?” Envy asked.

“Yes. We tried the plushies.” Roy said with a sigh.

“Wait.. Plushies? Envy. You said you didn’t know what happened to my hoard of plushies.” Greed said, looking at Envy with slight suspicion.

An evil smirk crossed Envy’s face. “Hmm? I don’t know what you’re talking about Greed.”

“If they come in here, why don’t we just kill them?” Wrath asked, coming into the conversation.

“Can I eat them Lust? Can I?? I’m so hungry” Gluttony asked, his beady little eyes practically begging.

“Yes, Of course you can.” She said patting his head. They were quiet, and had been listening for a while.

“Well, It’s not right to kill them.” Ed explained.

A sound of a failing generator filled the room, the lights flickered and then shut off.

“They cut the power. They cut the power. THEY CUT THE POWER!” Greed said, Hiding behind Lust.

Envy cackled.. “I see......FANGIRLS” he said, pulling Greed back, away from Lust.

“HELP ME!” He screamed, scrambling for his life.

A snap sounded, Roy lit a flame and held it above his hand. It wasn’t too much..but it illuminated enough. “Got candles?” He asked

“Yes, I believe I do.” Dante said, rising. A series of loud noises came.

“They found the elevator.” Riza said, pulling out her pistols. “I think they are in the shaft”

A ding sounded, the shillouet of hundreds of hands started to pry open the elevator doors.

Everyone jumped back, their fate in the hands of the fangirls.

“Anyone object to me creating the philosphers stone now?” Dante asked

Everyone shook their head ferociously.

'~-To Be Continued.-~'


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>> Yeah, sorry it was bad.. It didn't turn out the way I wanted it..or, at least 2/3rds of the thing didnt ><"

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I don't care. It was still entertaining.

This reminded me of Shaun of the Dead... Or Night of the Living Dead, or any zombie movie actually. I liked the piccies used as ammo... Anyways, yes, it's still happy. ^^

O_o.. eh, its ok