We start out this fanfic in Amestris..(This story is what I call....Xangkamanga!)
"We have gotten back the reports on Envy, Fuhrer King Bradley." Roy Mustang stated, as he walked into The Fuhrer's office.
"Good. Good. Now can you tell me more about what you know about the Humonculus?" King Bradry Replied within a question.
"No. I see through you, Humonculus Bradley!" Roy Cackled, as he exposed the Fuhrer's Eye with the Humonculus Seal on it, "Hawh! I was right, You're a Humonculus, Fuhrer King Bradley! You'll never find out about the Philosophers Stone!"
"I'll get it out of Edward Elric, Colonel Mustang." King Bradley cackled, "Now get out of this office."
"Yessir! But I'll tell Edward! You'll never get away with this!" Roy replied, walking out of Bradley's office.
"Go ahead.. Mustang. But he won't be expecting me at a least specific time.." Bradley cackled to himself, as he planned his attack.
"Edward! Alphonse!" Mustang hollered, as he busted into the Elric Brother's room, "King Bradley is a Humonculus! and he's planning on attacking you and getting the information on the philosophers stone out of you!"
"What? Well, we knew the Humonculus part, but why does he want it out of us? We don't know very much." Edward Replied, "And please. Stop saying my full name, just call me Ed."
"Just tell ME what you know, and Ok, i'll call you Ed." Roy replied, getting ready for an answer.
"All we know is that the main ingredient is human souls.. but I sure d*** well hope you're Roy Mustang and not Envy in disguise, or I'll kill you." Ed Threatened.
"Don't worry, Ed. If i was Envy, who's outside your window?" Roy asked, getting completely freaked.
"Envy-sama, I'm guessing." Ed replied, getting into Combat.
Envy crashed through the window getting ready to fight.
"Edward! get out of the way!" Mustang hollered, as he grabbed Ed and threw him behind him, as he flamed Envy.
"hahahahahahhahaha. you think you can kill me?" Envy laughed, as he walked through the smoke.
"No use.." Mustang thought to himself, as he picked up Ed and ran as far away from their room as possible, with Al following.
"Roy.. Put me down, please.." Ed demanded, getting ready to beat the crap out of Envy.
"I need to get you to a safe place!" Mustang replied, running into the storage room.
"Since when did you care?" Ed asked, getting suspicious.
"Darn.. I lost em'..." Envy thought to himself, as he walked back to the Devils nest to see his friends.
"Envy! You're late! You were supposed to bring Edward Elric back here an hour ago!" Greed complained, as Envy walked in the building.
"I'm sorry, I lost them.. Unfortunatly, The Flame Alchemist ran off with the Elric brothers and hid somewhere, I have no clue of their whereabouts." Envy replied, thinking of a new way to lure the elric brothers.
"I Think it's safe to go out now.." Mustang told the Elric brothers, as they walked out slowly checking to see if Envy was still around.
"I have an idea. why don't you two stay in central for a bit longer for protection? I'm running out of escorts."
"That's a good idea, Isn't it Al?" Ed asked his brother, as he took a quick glance around central.
"Yeah. I think it's a pretty good idea, too, Niisan." Al replied.
"Ok, why don't you two go to a diffrent room? how about the one by my office?" Mustang offered, as he put his hands on Ed's shoulders.
"Fine... Atleast we'll be safe.." Al replied, looking at his Mischeivious brother, "Without me, Ed just turns into a Jerk."
"Al...Not you too!" Ed complained, as he walked into the room by Mustang's office.
"Colonel! Colonel!" A girl called in the distance, trying to get Mustang's attention.
"What is it, Lieutenant Okami?" Mustang replied,
"Someone's after me!" The girl screeched, as Mustang tripped her, "WHY'D YOU DO THAT??!"
"so you wouldn't ran smack into me." Mustang chuckled, as he helped Aly up, "so who's following you?"
"A guy with glasses and really weird skin, and this guy that looks like a tree ..." The girl explained, "By the way.. to these two boys, I'm Aly."
"We're the Elric brothers." Edward and Alphonse replied, shaking Aly's hand.
"Since you're in central, You'll be safe." Mustang smiled, as he escorted Aly to the room by his office (On the other side)
"Why doesn't Aly bunk with us?" Ed asked, offering.
"That's a good Idea! I want to bunk with them!" Aly demanded, smiling at Ed.
Ed blushed and looked away.
"Then it's all good.. you'll have ultimate protection from these boys, right you two?" Mustang asked.
"Yeah. We'll protect her." Edward replied, smiling.
"I sure hope you'll protect this shrimp!" Mustang chuckled, putting his hands on Aly's shoulders, Aly getting mad by the second.
"Colonel...Don't you have something ELSE to do besides PISSING ME OFF??!" Aly fumed.
Ed and Al looked at each other and gave each other a high five.
"Go Aly!" They screamed, giving Aly a high five.
Narrator 1(Aly)
I see these two are playful, I haven't heard of these two in central yet.. Maybey I should ask them.. I don't know..
"Hey.. Ed? Are you a State Alchemist?" Aly asked, looking at his pocketwatch.
"Yeah! I am, I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist, Hero of the county!" Ed replied.
"Wow.. O______O hero of the county??! Thee Fullmetal Alchemist??! wow...! I haven't even taken my exam for the State Alchemists yet!" Aly exclaimed in a cheerful mood, smiling as she examined the pocketwatch, "Man.. i'd love to see how this ticks!!"
"Winry tried to get me to let her do that.. are you a machanic, or a explorer?" Ed asked.
"I'm a Wandering Machanic, but I don't build Automail.. i don't build anything, i just fix stuff and take them apart *_*" Aly replied.
"Wait.. did you say you were a wanderer?" Ed asked, wideyed.
"Yeah." Aly replied, "I've only traveled to xing, liore, Ishbal, and of course.. Central and my hometown, Liesenburgh (Pronoucned Reasenbul)."
"Woah.. Our hometown is Liesenburgh too!" Ed exclaimed, "are you sure you've never met us?"
"I'm not sure.. but like, I had two friends.. the Automail Machanic, Winry, and Nellie.. wait.. i had a friend named Al, cute and blonde.." Aly replied.
"really? Al was kinda cute and was blonde.." Ed explained, as he looked at Aly.
"They lived in a big house, i remember their mother.. and I wasn't too sure of his brother, he looked to be younger.. but their mother was ressurected into Sloth within the Humonculus.. and when i went back to Liesenburgh last year to say Hi to Alphonse, their house was gone and I asked Winry what had happened in the last 7 years and she told me everything.. but hey, now i figured it out.. I know Alphonse.. I'm totally familiar with him.. Ed, you're his brother.. you used to be one of those people who was always a grump! Hehe.." Aly replied.
"So you do know us! Wait.. youre last name is Okami.. am I correct?" Ed asked, "Because Alphonse had a girlfriend with that name XD"
Aly blinked.
"g-g-g-girlfriend???! well, he is a cat lover so i like him back XD, and yes, my last name is Okami." Aly replied, "and I also know that you hate dogs, Edward. :P acording to Mustang, you got crushed by one named Alexander--Twice XD"
"I'm a cat lover.. so is Al.. are you? I wanna know more about you!" Ed replied.
"Yup! I'm a cat lover!" Aly replied.
"What's your favorite color? Favorite saying? favorite past-time? Who do you hate the most? who do you think is cute within your hometown? who do you think is cute ANYWHERE??!" Ed asked.
"Uhhhm.. Red, if you cant beat them run away from them, Annoying mustang to the limit, Greed, Alphonse, YOU! and well.. Envy, too... I think he's pretty cool even though he tried killing me once.." Aly replied.
Ed blinked and blushed.
"You...You...You....You think i'm cute?" Ed asked, face cherry red.
"YUP!" Aly replied, kissing Ed on the cheek.
Ed fainted.
"...Woah.. Maybey that would work in action to Envy.." Aly mumbled to herself, "Ed.. you alright?"
"Huhh?" Ed mumbled, face still red from the kiss.
"Hehehe.. I'm sorry I made you faint!" Aly replied, laughing.
"It's okay..." Ed said, smiling.
Aly took out her notebook and started doodling.
"Whatcha drawin?" Ed asked, looking at Aly's notebook.
"I'm drawing us ganging up on Mustang." Aly replied.
"Wow.. you're a great artist.!" Ed complimented, smiling at Aly.
"Not really.. Atleast I don't think so.." Aly replied, with a weak smile.
<While they're talking, Envy's planning his new attack>
"Envy? What's you're new plan?" Greed asked in an annoying cackle.
"He has a girl with him, he seems to really like her, so if we kill her, we can get at Ed." Envy replied, frowning at Greed's evil annoying cackle.
"When she's pissed, she unleashes a helluva can of asswhoop, so be careful." Sloth warned Envy, "I got a plan of my own..to get rid of the elder Elric's younger brother."
"No, don't try getting rid of Alphonse. He's the only way Scar can make the philosophers stone! if we kill him, we kill the chance to get the stone!" Wrath cackled.
"you're too young to even understand what the philosophers stone IS!" Sloth boasted, smacking wrath upside the head.
wrath started bawling like a baby, in Envy's point of view.
"Stop being a baby, wrath, that wouldn't have hurt." Envy chuckled, walking out the door.
"Wait, Envy. where are you going?" Sloth asked.
"Isn't it obvious? I'm going to get rid of that girl." Envy cackled in reply.
"Isn't she the Neon Alchemist?" Wrath asked.
"Yeah. she can create a great stone. ENVY! wait! don't kill her!" Sloth screached.
"I'll just kidnap her and bring her back here so she can make the valuable stone." Envy replied in a non-annoying cackle of a tone, thus mocking Greed in the process.
"huh?" Aly asked herself, as someone rushed past the window.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Ed asked, getting worried.
"Someone's here.." Aly replied, sneering at the window.
Envy walked through the door.
"Good senses, Neon Alchemist." Envy laughed, clapping his hands.
"it wasn't senses..you just made it obvious.." Aly sneered.
"hah.. What a dork." Ed laughed.
Envy charged into Aly, thus knocking her to the ground.
"I'm PISSED. you're going to get it good!" Aly growled, her eyes turning from blue to red in 10 seconds.
Aly charged into Envy and knocked him out the door.
"GET OUT, AND STAY OUT! NEXT TIME YOU COME IN, YOURE DEATH IS INTIMATE." Aly growled, expecting Envy to come back in, thus...he did.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT." Aly screamed, as she took Envy's arm and twisted it behind his back.
Ed just sat there watching a little girl beat up his worst enemy.
"You can't beat me up that easily.." Envy cackled, as he disappeared with Aly.
"Al..What just happend..And where'd aly go?" Ed asked.
"I have no clue to both." Al whimpered.
"Where'd they go?" Ed asked.
"I'll give yeah one guess." Al replied.
"The Devils Nest." Ed guessed.
"I so give up, I can make 2000 stones if you'd like me to." Aly sarcastically stated.
"No thanks. We just need 1." Envy replied, punching Aly.
"Fine, here.." Aly said, giving up the stone.
"HAHAHHAHAHAH! YEAH!" Envy used his battle cry, "Now i don't need you anymore." he cackled, as he kicked Aly in the stomach.
"you won't get rid of me.. I'll show myself to the enterance." Aly said, as she cut the ropes off and made a smokescreen to confuse Envy, and she ran out the door.
"That was a really really bad idea.." Aly told herself, as she ran back to central.
"I hope she's okay.." Ed told himself, as Al went out the door to see any sign of Aly.
"Alphonse!" Aly yelled, running through the hallway and into the room.
"Aly!" Ed gasped, as Aly hid under the bed.
"Never seen you so scared.." Ed said, looking under the bed.
"I have to tell you something! stop looking for the stone! because i can make one!" Aly explained.
"What????! REALLY??!" Ed exclaimed, as he gave aly a low-five.
"they're probably after me, so we have to make this quick.." Aly explained, as she transmuted a small red stone and kept transmuting on to it, "When i'm done making this the appropriate size for only 10 uses, you'll have to use it WISELY."
narrator (Aly):
I'm not very sure if i can make this stone the right way, but i have a feeling it's going to break.. or be stolen.. Greed and Envy are outside the door, so i really have to make this quick.
"THANKS FOR MAKING THE STONE, NEON!" Envy exclaimed, rushing in and taking the stone, but first knocking Ed unconsious.
"That was so he wouldn't try anything!" Greed cackled with his overly-annoying cackle.
Aly stayed under the bed, avoiding all causes of injury.
"Crap... I lost all my energy creating that stone.." Aly whispered, as she lost consiousness.
narrater: (Aly):
I'm sure hoping i'd actually live from losing all that energy, and i put 2/8ths of my own blood into it..
after that incident, i was immediatly hospitalized for too much blood loss and energy, Ed's okay, the bump on his head didn't cause any damage. the humonculus broke the stone because of their reckless acts, and the next time i have to deal with those dorks, according to my calculations, in my case, my last. in theirs as well, they plan to get rid of me once they become human. What ed doesn't know won't hurt him.. Stick around for part 2! <by stick around, I mean wait for the second half!>