~This story takes place at a donut shop~
"Excuse me! I want some donuts!" Ed yelled, from behind the desk.
"Huh? Who said that?" The donut store clerk asked, looking around.
"EXCUSE ME! DOWN HERE, SCHNIKI!" Ed yelled, trying to get the clerk's attention.
"Well hey little man! what can i do yeah for tonight?" The clerk asked, Making fun of Ed in the process.
"I WANT DONUTS AND COFFEE!" Ed screamed from behind the desk.
"Coffee's not for pipsqueaks, pipsqueak. and yeah better be careful, there's a donut rapist on the loose." The clerk replied, giving Ed his donuts.
"A Donut rapist? eew.." Ed mumbled, as he walked out the door.
"3....2.....1.." The clerk counted down. "AHHHHHHHHHH! THAT GUY THING JUST RAPED MY DONUTS!" Ed screamed.
"Told him so." The clerk sighed.
"IT'S YOU, ENVY!" Ed screeched, trying to get in to get more donuts.
"LET ME KEEP THESE DONUTS, OR YOU DIE! DON'T RUN AWAY, I'LL ONLY KILL YOU!" Envy screamed, running after Ed.
"HELP!!!! THERE'S A PALMTREE THAT TALKS AND IT'S HYPER AND ON THE LOOSE!"Ed screamed.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? I'M NOT A PALM TREE!" Envy screamed, as he knocked Ed out and dragged him into the storage room in the donut shop.
"AHH! PLEASE GOD NO! *BAM!* AHHHHH! *bash!*"
~just for the record, Envy's beating the hell out of ed in the storage room~
"AHHH! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TRANSMUTE!!" Ed screamed, as Envy gave Ed the beating of his life.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Envy cackled.
Then everything was silent.
"Took care of that pipsqueak, don't worry clerk he'll wake up." Envy sighed, as he pointed to Ed sprawled on the floor with blood comin out of his mouth.
"Eew.." the clerk mumbled, as he grabbed Ed off the floor and put him outside.
<end of part 1>
(I might run out of stuffs to add, so feel free to add to my fanfic if you want..)

O.o Ooookay... that's not creepy... hehe, Envy rocks.

*points* I replied to this, too. ^^

=D you can tell with every fanfic i make i'm in this mood: Bored and in need to laugh at something.