Title: The FMAkitty Fanclub!
Michiko - June 15, 2006 05:26 PM (GMT)
Gather, oh ye fans of fanart, for we have created the ultimate piece of fandom - the FMAkitties!
The genetics lab at which they were being held has been hijacked, and the kitties have esccaped into the forums, wreaking havoc and whatnot. We work to gather them all and find homes for them... but keep in mind, this is a long, difficult process. The more people we have, the less chances of them getting away again are, or even wanting to escape. Please help us rehabilitate these peo-er-kitties by providing good homes for them, and don't forget to play often with them and let them explore with you on the forums!

Alkitty vs Kimbleekitty
Care to adopt? They need good homes!
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Members:FOUNDERS:
Michiko
Yuzuhanon-chan (Yuzu-chan)
MEMBERS:
Quig_Alchemist
Alchemic Wolf
Avarice
Missy
The Kitties Claimed: (in order of arrival)
Michiko: Al, Ed, Scar, Greed, Marta
Yuzuhanon-chan: Kimblee, Roy, Hawkeye, Maes
Quig Alchemist: Ed (clone #2)
Alchemic Wolf: Armstrong
Avarice: Gluttony
Missy: Edo-san (the first clone!)
Zeek: Havok
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Although there are simply too many for us all to take care of at this point and time, hope exists - they're adoptable! For now, the limit is one FMAkitty per normal member, and five per club mod. If you prove that you can care for another, the panel of Yuzyhanon and I will debate. Please note, also, that while I love my Scarkitty and Edkitty, I must never leave them alone in the same room, and Yuzu-chan ought to do the same with her Roy and Kimbleekitties. There are some, such as Gluttony and Lust, that need to be together.
Also remember that cats choose their staff - and if you are rejected by one, don't worry. There's always someone out there for you. Bonus if it deson't try to eat you or blow up your head!
The incident at the lab has scattered all the kitties far and wide, meaning that it will take time to find them all. Our recon teams are doint their best, but it is slow going. If a kitty isn't here, check back; we may have found it.
Current kitties present: Fuery, Breda, Lust, Falman, Glacier, Envy, Wrath and Roze
Please be aware that there are special conditions pertaining to most of the FMAkitties. Many are mere common sense, such as keeping around water balloons to dampen down both Roy and Kimblee's wish/potential to destroy, not letting Armstrong get into the glitter, not letting Al get wet... he'll rust... >.>
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 06:37 PM (GMT)
OH, and to those who are adopting, please don't forget to feed them.
and even if cats like milk.
Edkitty hates milk........
Michiko - June 15, 2006 06:40 PM (GMT)
Cats don't just have milk.. they also have good, wholesome crunchies to eat... and then there's whatever YOU happen to be eating at the time. My Edkitty hissed and ran away when I offered him milk... but ice cream made him very happy.
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 06:43 PM (GMT)
yes. and keep fireworks and explosives away from teh Kimblee kitty. >>
Michiko - June 15, 2006 06:46 PM (GMT)
For that matter, away from Roy! *looks at kitty* Pyro.
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 06:53 PM (GMT)
and also matches, he tends to go pyromaniac on them. ><
Michiko - June 15, 2006 06:58 PM (GMT)
Oh, really? That's not good.
Scarkitty's kind of a problem, and I have no idea WHY Greedkitty's here... I might have to farm him out to someone else if this keeps up. I can't monitor Scar and the Elrics AND keep my stuff in my house...
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 07:03 PM (GMT)
and Maes is dying to have a daughter...
>>
and somehow......
the dogs are scared of Kimblee.
Michiko - June 15, 2006 07:20 PM (GMT)
No... NEUTER HIM! >> If we find a Glacierkitty, we're doomed.
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 07:22 PM (GMT)
o_O
yes we are...
PICTURES~! THE DEADLY PICTURES~
Michiko - June 15, 2006 07:25 PM (GMT)
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 07:26 PM (GMT)
but... poor hughes. *looks at him crying*
Michiko - June 15, 2006 07:43 PM (GMT)
...
*Alitty comes over and sits down, looking curiously*
Fine, we'll go find a Glacierkitty.
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 07:50 PM (GMT)
*Maes kitty perks up* =D Hughes is happy~
Michiko - June 15, 2006 07:54 PM (GMT)
Yuzuhanon-chan, you have NOOO idea... come on, then... let's go looking for a friend for you. Yuzu, wanna come? He's your kitty, after all... or should I take him? >:]
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 09:25 PM (GMT)
Uh... okay. xD what kind of friend are we looking for?
Quig Alchemist - June 15, 2006 10:58 PM (GMT)
Yeah! I'm a member! ^_^ Can I adopt an Edo kitty? *huggles edo pilliow case*
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 11:23 PM (GMT)
xD okay, you have to agree to never let Ed drink milk....
Quig Alchemist - June 15, 2006 11:47 PM (GMT)
NEVER! It does not LIVE in my house! I hate it too! Milk is SO nasty...except when it is chocola-fied! Then it rocks! Maybe I can convert my new kitty too.....?
Yuzu-chan - June 15, 2006 11:49 PM (GMT)
xD all right, I'll pm you on the "how to" take care of Ed. xD Enjoy your new cat. *gives Ed* the drawing for your sig will come soon. =D
Quig Alchemist - June 15, 2006 11:54 PM (GMT)
YEAH! I'm SO excited! I can't wait Hanon...I'm mean Yuzu...that is going to take some getting used to...*anime sweat drop*
Yuzu-chan - June 16, 2006 12:01 AM (GMT)
xD you'll get used to it. soon.
I feel like an animal shelter.
Alchemic Wolf - June 16, 2006 12:56 AM (GMT)
...I think... I'll adopt an ArmstrongKitty! I was told he was "losing his sparkles", and we can't have that!
Yuzu-chan - June 16, 2006 03:42 AM (GMT)
xD whoo~ Armstrong kitty got his sparkles back~
Michiko - June 16, 2006 08:34 PM (GMT)
I have to go clone an Edkitty now.... Either that, or raid the research facility. Shall I take my kitties and wreak havoc for you, Quiq-chan?
Avarice - June 16, 2006 10:36 PM (GMT)
can i have the lust & gluttony kitties??? :kitty: that would be soooo cool.
Yuzu-chan - June 16, 2006 10:59 PM (GMT)
^^ sorry but only one. You can visit a lot of times so lust can visit gluttony??
Avarice - June 16, 2006 11:01 PM (GMT)
ooooohhhhh........ man...... ohwell. win some loose some. i think i'd rather have a gluttony kitty. <3 :heart:
Yuzu-chan - June 17, 2006 12:45 AM (GMT)
xD don't feed him any metal, he'll get indigestion. *hands gluttony and wipes tear from her eye* They grow up so fast. xD
Avarice - June 17, 2006 12:58 AM (GMT)
*hugs gluttony kitty*yayayay. yes they do. * gives kitty an apple* i know you like people more but lets just wait on those for a bit. :D don't worry i won't feed him any metal.
Dread - June 17, 2006 03:49 AM (GMT)
Aw man.... No Envy kitties yet.... FIND HIM SOON!
Michiko - June 17, 2006 03:51 AM (GMT)
Be sure, though, to let him visit Lust frequently. He has seperation issues. ^_^
Avarice - June 17, 2006 03:55 AM (GMT)
don't worry i will. :lol: *sets him down* ....hm... maybe general should get a lust kity or something. :P
Michiko - June 17, 2006 04:02 AM (GMT)
^__^ That would probably make Gluttony stop mooning around looking for Lust...
Missy - July 5, 2006 03:35 AM (GMT)
okay im here :)...now what do i do? i never owned one before...whats it supposed to do? how do i take care of it? does it have to do with how many times a day i go on? is it gonna cost me money?...errgh.. im confused...
Michiko - July 5, 2006 03:40 AM (GMT)
^^ No, no. It's not hard. All you need to do is feed him, fix his automail when it gets broken (and yell at him for getting into the situation that broke it in the first place) and remember not to call him 'cute', 'kawaii', 'chibi' 'little' or to try to feed him milk. And take him with you on the forums - he likes travel.
(^^ In other words, just don't forget about him.) Remember, though, he'll search obsessively for an Alkitty. And don't let him near a library if you want to leave any time soon.
Yuzu-chan - July 5, 2006 03:40 AM (GMT)
xD no, it doesn't cost money. it depends on which kitty on how to take care of them.
Missy - July 5, 2006 03:41 AM (GMT)
k thankies! now what?...lol
Michiko - July 5, 2006 03:45 AM (GMT)
*hands over kitty* He's yours! Just sign here, and you're a member. Now we can confuse people - I also have an Edkitty... the first one I got was Al, and Ed seemed to tag along. >> If you need help, lemme know. After all, I've experience... although it's probably a bad idea to let Ed and his clone meet. I know they will, but...
((Just have fun! That's all))
Missy - July 5, 2006 03:49 AM (GMT)
oh so i just like...play the kitty? then on the boards...just...pretend like he's there?
if thats the case then....
OKAY!!!!
Missy-Chan
thats my signature...yay!
*takes kitty, holds him.* "your so handsome!*