Title: My dear brother...
Koyuki Momochi - June 8, 2006 02:05 PM (GMT)
Today was a...some-what bad day for my brother...Bwuhaha....XD I kinda-sorta...Knocked him out...It was EXRTEMLY fun! And it was for a good reson too! Frist he deleted ALL of my 37 page book report that was due today, then he went on my accont and posted so many emmbaressing comments!! I've only posted 2 things! One at edward's place and the other at the gallery!!...Well three if you count this post...Then he told this super ugly guy in my class that I wanna go on a date with him! I was so embaressed I needed revenge.....So I stoll his base ball bat and started to hit him at random places! And I never got cought! I blamed it all on the fat neighbor kid.
...I have fun... Muhahaha...
Yuzu-chan - June 8, 2006 02:44 PM (GMT)
xD congrats. you really hate your sibling. but i would too if he did those kind of things.
Quig Alchemist - June 8, 2006 05:14 PM (GMT)
Aww...poor little boy...NAW! JUST kidding. He seemed like he deserved it...
Mistral K - June 9, 2006 05:24 PM (GMT)
....randy is not that bad of a brother >.<.....well, he is nice to me when i go to your house, Koyuki. except when he, edward, alphonse, and the soup-headed pervert attack us...lol. hitting them is fun...^^ but i still hate em for trying to act like the fullmetal alchemist characters...>.<. but your brother is better then my brother, not only does david kill mi homework, but also trashes my room, calls me names, and tries to beat me up...and almost killed my laptop...T.T. but, all younger brothers are annoying, thats just how they are ^^ and if it was not for my borther, i would not be able to practice knockin people out....^^;...and it's funny when you get embarassed, Koyuki!!! lol.
Koyuki Momochi - June 11, 2006 09:06 PM (GMT)
"Perverted soup head" ?? You're talking about tommy, right? Well, he read this and whants ta strangle yeah...Oh! And "Alphonse" (Danile) Says, "stop calling me alphonse!! I'm not some hunk of metal!!" And Edward did'nt say any thing...Oh, and Randy whants ta join the forum, should i let him?? I can only think of what he would do......0o......... *qwivers in fear*
Mistral K - June 11, 2006 09:19 PM (GMT)
hm...i guess we should, just let Dante, me ,you , Balck Rose death alchemist , Talim, phonex, and Miruka take care of him ^^
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 14, 2006 10:52 PM (GMT)
it IS a scary consept, isnt it?? :blink: aw well, let him join, but remember: let US take care of him, as miaki said! o and to add to the brother thing, my bro just did a retarded thing today, too. i was in the bathroom, i had the door shut, and i was combing my hair. he starts poundin on the door. pound pound pound pound. ...-pound. and finally, with his last pound, i was REALLY annoyed. so i pound back, once and not hard, and then he yells, "u put a dent in the door!!" and after that, "ur new name is door denter!!" so for the rest of the morning he kept callin me 'door denter', although i nv aven put a dent in the door!! then, (since i was at my grandma's house and my aunt and cousin live there right now), my cousin went into the bathroom and was brushin her hair. my bro walks over to the bathroom door, and guess what!!-, HE FRICKIN POUNDS ON IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! i tell my cousin, "dont pound back-he's just bein an idiot!" but, of course, she pounds back like i did. so, my idiotic bro then says, "door denter #2!! my sis is door denter #1, and ur door denter #2!!" i just wanted to rip his head off!!
The End.
yay. and that is y: ALL YOUNGER BROTHERS SHOULD DIE!!!! ...it's only true!! and for those who like their yound bros, this is NOT a topic i would post on!! ..although my bro is my twin, he is still 2 mins (exactly) younger than me!! ... i know it's not much, but it still counts..! he's still the most annoying thing (as u can see, i called him a THING.. it fits him) ull find in the intire universe. and for those who would wish to yell at him, i dont recommend it, but his name is Link234. thank u and have a good day.
Mistral K - June 15, 2006 01:13 AM (GMT)
lol. *pats Talim* there there. there there there there. mitch is hated by all..and he is the one that is truly dented..in the head..most likely in the brain..if he had one..-_-
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 15, 2006 08:34 PM (GMT)
EXACTLY!!! doesnt any1 else understand my misery?!?! :unsure: :( ... AND NO MORE PATS!!! -slaps Miaki- there there!!!! :) now im happy!... except for that fact that all younger bros r still alive..! gr.... -bangs head against wall- y, Y?!?!?! .... :idea: thats a good idea!! -bangs brother's head against wall that eventually makes a dent- HA!! HAHAHA!!! WHO'S THE DOOR DENTER NOW!?!?!?! well, wall denter, but STILL!
Mistral K - June 16, 2006 12:04 AM (GMT)
i got slapped... <_< ....*slaps Talim back* ^^..*runs*
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 16, 2006 03:11 PM (GMT)
-chases Miaki- COME BACK HERE U!! -tackle- mwuahaha!! -ties up Miaki onto a chair- now, NO MORE SLAPIN/PATIN!! ur just like my bro!! ... which i just remember (sadly) is still alive!! :blink:
Koyuki Momochi - June 18, 2006 07:07 PM (GMT)
-sigh- Can't you two ever get along?! You were always like this at school!! I'm so glad it ended, or you'd both be in troble with the stingy-old-man and Mr.I-like-to-torment-kids-and-emotionly-scar-them-for-life.... -sigh- Oh, and Miaki, the stingy-old-man e-mailed me saying hes still mad for calling him an old man.....
Any way, My brother has a message to you guys, -ahem- "If you is gunna torment me on the forum, me is gunna torment you! And stop callin' Tommy 'Soup Head'!! He tolded his mama on you!! You in big troble!! And Danile no wanna be called "Alphonse", Edward's and Danile's mom no wanna be called "trisha", and their dad....He no care what you call him, but stop teaseing my friends!!"
.......Wow that was a grammer night mare... <_<
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 18, 2006 07:12 PM (GMT)
lol, no doubt. and, of course miaki and i cant get along! IT'S WHO WE R!! and stingy-old-man-with-the-really-long-name-u-gave-him REALLY messaged u?!?! TELL HIM I SAID HI, ALTHOUGH HE PROBABLY ALREADY FORGOT ME!
Aly - June 18, 2006 07:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lt. Miaki the Illusion alchemist @ Jun 9 2006, 11:24 AM) |
| ....randy is not that bad of a brother >.<.....well, he is nice to me when i go to your house, Koyuki. except when he, edward, alphonse, and the soup-headed pervert attack us...lol. hitting them is fun...^^ but i still hate em for trying to act like the fullmetal alchemist characters...>.<. but your brother is better then my brother, not only does david kill mi homework, but also trashes my room, calls me names, and tries to beat me up...and almost killed my laptop...T.T. but, all younger brothers are annoying, thats just how they are ^^ and if it was not for my borther, i would not be able to practice knockin people out....^^;...and it's funny when you get embarassed, Koyuki!!! lol. |
Andrew's (my little brother) a horrible little brother. He's 9 years old, and a foot taller than me.
O.o
1. when we're eating, he decides to mash my head into my food.
2. when i'm talking to a friend on the phone about stupid people, he eavesdropps.
3. when i'm with my friend in my room, he always has to invite his stupid friend lenny and they have to eavsdrop with a glass.
4. on my way to school, he attacks me before he gets on his bus.
5. he's really annoying when it comes to car trips.
6. he always has to start something in the middle of nowhere!
7. when i'm watching FMA in my room, he comes in and breaks the remote, and makes faces at my TV.
8. he attacked my best friend yesterday.
9. he stole my simon says 2 and almost broke it
10. he steals the stuff from my room. (Like all my hair junk, he put them in the ground in a box that said "Here lies Aly's hair accessories")
11. he steals my clothes and gets them dirty..
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
xD MAWHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 18, 2006 07:28 PM (GMT)
lol, i think that would be best... and i think u need a vacation... badly..
Aly - June 18, 2006 07:30 PM (GMT)
I'm gonna get him good.. but i need a plan..
Dread - June 18, 2006 08:58 PM (GMT)
Here is a few....
A) Get a hose and spray water on him as soon as he gets home. It would be even better if he was going somewhere after school or whatever.
B)Throw water balloons at him. I am actually going to use this plan on the last day of school.
.......Yes, I plan alot of revenge plots.
Aly - June 18, 2006 09:29 PM (GMT)
School's over now.. I can do it to him in a few minutes xD
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 18, 2006 10:54 PM (GMT)
have fun with that! :up: ... but i would go with something in the bazooka family.. or maybe the thug family... o well, do what u must..
Aly - June 19, 2006 04:14 AM (GMT)
He had toothpaste on him.. i'm still trying to get it out of my hair.
he was playing with knives today, and he threw them at the dart board in on my door! i opened the door to see what he was doing and i dodged 6 knives and one was a close shave to my face! (big mark.) i got him back by 'stealing' his soul with my disposable camera when he had his mouth open. xD
but then he tied me to a tree when we got to gramma's and he asked for scissors and he kept aiming for my head while i was tied to the tree when it was RAINING, MIND YOU. and my rail road track teeth was like a lightning rod .. i was so happy that it wasn't lightning.. and then i passed out from something xD I think i got struck.
But i got him back by shoving cake in his face and putting icecream on his head and beating him over the head with a gameboard.
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 19, 2006 11:44 PM (GMT)
rail road track teeth? do u mean to say u have braces? ...... and that they can attract lightning?? :blink: I HAVE BRACES TOO!! GAH!! ... anyway, y would ur bro have toothpaste on him? ... if u think about it, thats creepy... :mellow:
dont u see y all younger bros should parish??
Mistral K - June 20, 2006 01:14 AM (GMT)
*looks at Talim* you used the funny face: :mellow: *giggles* sorry..lol..so..funny..XD...my borther said i should burn in hell and that i was a mistake and a couple other things i can't mention on the internet..lol.
Aly - June 20, 2006 02:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist @ Jun 19 2006, 05:44 PM) |
rail road track teeth? do u mean to say u have braces? ...... and that they can attract lightning?? :blink: I HAVE BRACES TOO!! GAH!! ... anyway, y would ur bro have toothpaste on him? ... if u think about it, thats creepy... :mellow:
dont u see y all younger bros should parish?? |
Especially little brothers who can kick their older sister's asses?
Aly - June 20, 2006 02:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lt. Miaki the Illusion alchemist @ Jun 19 2006, 07:14 PM) |
| *looks at Talim* you used the funny face: :mellow: *giggles* sorry..lol..so..funny..XD...my borther said i should burn in hell and that i was a mistake and a couple other things i can't mention on the internet..lol. |
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
I think he's the one who should burn there.
Koyuki Momochi - June 20, 2006 01:46 PM (GMT)
Wow, you all have evil annoying Brothers....But one thing is for sure...You can't live with little bros, and you can't live with out them either....Or can you?? ..... Muhahaha! XD.... *pulls out knife* MUHAHA! REVENGE!!
(Blood thristy)
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 20, 2006 03:11 PM (GMT)
yeah know, this is like a little club for all younger bro haters! IM NOT ALONE! Koyuki, good idea with the knife thing! KILL!!! ... too bad we'd be conficted for murder and either go to jail or juvinial hall... BUT IT WOULD GIVE US A VACATION! if i meet any of u there some day... nevermind... and, yes Aly, brothers who can kick their older sis's asses... but when they do, u must kick back!
... i can give u some hints if u want... X3
Aly - June 20, 2006 05:37 PM (GMT)
*twitch* he's 5'6" and 9 years old and i'm 4'12" and i'm 13.. anything i can do, he can do better @.@ YES! GIVE ME HINTS!!!
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 20, 2006 05:56 PM (GMT)
FINALLY!! some1 who can take intrest in my talents! i shall mail them to u! X3 but i may warn u, there is a very POSITIVE chance u can get in trouble 4 doin these... :nod: .. but o well! i do em all the time! ... except my bro's different from urs... mine's taller than me, but ALOT weaker.. i know from experience.. mwuahaha..
Aly - June 20, 2006 06:05 PM (GMT)
He's tightening my ankle wrap. HURRY!!! *kicks him off*
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 20, 2006 07:01 PM (GMT)
lol, i sent them to u! too bad... i dont think they worked... at least if u had MY bro, they would work! ... id like to see how bad ur bro is, too... let's try to switch!
Aly - June 20, 2006 07:12 PM (GMT)
Gladly.. I was about to throw him into a dumpster.
Lt. Ayame the Phycic Alchemist - June 20, 2006 10:27 PM (GMT)
i dont have a brother but i feel all u guys pain :( talim's bro is my cousin! ... and so is she!
Aly - June 20, 2006 11:11 PM (GMT)
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 21, 2006 01:47 AM (GMT)
yeah.. i guess it is, cause ayame has to go through the same stuff when we're at her house... X3 but when we get him back it's 10 times worse for him... ^.^
Mistral K - June 21, 2006 01:56 AM (GMT)
lol, i feel sorry for all people with brother. especially Tailm..she has a twin brother..T.T
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 21, 2006 02:00 AM (GMT)
<_< i already told the world, thank u very much! .. it's an evil concept! y, Y must i b cursed?!?!
Aly - June 21, 2006 02:14 AM (GMT)
It's not only you..
It's everyone who has a little brother O.o
Michiko - June 21, 2006 02:46 PM (GMT)
Reading this... I feel glad I'm an only child. Usually I'm the one to say 'I wish I had a sibling-!' but... ^^;
Lt. Talim the Fade Alchemist - June 21, 2006 06:15 PM (GMT)
at times i feel as if i SHOULD have been born an only child... and at times meaning almost everyday... and i know every1 with a little bro is cursed, but.. mine is my TWIN, for gosh sakes!
Aly - June 21, 2006 07:02 PM (GMT)
Mine is a giant from mushroom land XD