(NOTE: Bitchney Sperms is in no way me making fun of Britney Spears. Well...sorta, but, well, it's a different person. And I know...it's crap.)

CHAPTER I: The Beginning

Fuhrer King Bradley: *Sipping coffee*

*Someone knocks on door*

Fuhrer King Bradley: Who is it?

"It's me, your honour, General Haruko."

Fuhrer King Bradley: Ah, Haruko, come in!

Haruko: Your excellency...I bring bad news.

Fuhrer King Bradley: I see. Well, what is it?

Haruko: You see, people are...complaining about you...and your ability to lead us...

Fuhrer King Bradley: What!? Why?

Haruko: Well sir, people are saying that you are a homonculus...ridiculous, huh?

Fuhrer King Bradley: Indeed, uh...huh...very...ridiculous...*Sweatdrop*

Haruko: And, they've been saying that you start wars on purpose, to create the Philosopher's Stone or something...

Fuhrer King Bradley: I see...*Sweatdrop*

Haruko: And the leader of these lies is an odd woman named Bitchney Sperms. She sings songs of hate about you. She wants to have a "vote" to see who the majority wants as Fuhrer...we recorded this just a few hours ago...

*TV comes out of nowhere and something plays*

Odd Woman:

His brain is the size of a pea,
So if you think he's a nut,
Then go ahead and vote for me,
'CAUSE I'M A SLUT!!!111

Fuhrer King Bradley: Hm. Catchy.

Haruko: What should we do, sir?

Fuhrer King Bradley: Ready the troops, General. War is starting.

is that it?

Ha that's pretty funy actually. The sweetdrop and what type of last name is sperms.... How many chapters will you make?

Depends if this even lives long enough...

*SPOILERS IN THIS CHAPTER- DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE WATCHED UP TO ATLEAST EPISODE 44-45 OF THE ANIME*

CHAPTER II: The Fuhrer Takes Action

Fuhrer King Bradley: MWUAHAHHAHA! THIS IS PERFECT!

Haruko: Sir, where did you get this...idea?

Fuhrer King Bradley: You know that song, Melissa for the first season of FMA? And how it's written by a band called "Porno Graffiti"?

Haruko: ...yes...

Fuhrer King Bradley: Well there you have it! Like I said, this is perfect! Making "porno graffiti" on Bitchney Sperms' house is GENIUS!

Haruko: ...(I'm starting to think that woman is right about him...)

*Bitchney Sperms passes by*

Bitchney Sperms: Hello, Fuhrer. That's some nice graffiti there.

Fuhrer King Bradley: Bitchney, you fool! I have won this war!

Bitchney Sperms: That's nice. Oh yeah, by the way, that's not my house... *Walks away*

*Fat perverted guy steps out of the house*

Fuhrer King Bradley: Hey! You told me that she lived here! *Eye twitches*

Fat perverted guy: Yeah, she did. 8 years ago, anyway. Now keep going bitch, they took away my internet access so now I need another way to get porn.

Fuhrer King Bradley: I SHALL SMITE YOU! SMITE YOU!!! SMITE YOU!!!!

Haruko: Sir, I think we should go now... *Grabs FKB and drags him away*

Fuhrer King Bradley: SMITE YOU I SAY!!! I SHALL SMITE YOOOOOU!!!!

*Later that day...*

Fuhrer King Bradley: Dante, I need help! What should I do?

Dante: You can't let this woman lead the country, you fool. Get rid of her Pride.

*Gluttony steps in*

Gluttony: I'm hungry. Can I eat her?

Dante: That might work. Pride, go make Gluttony eat her.

Fuhrer King Bradley: Won't killing a candidate for a vote I'm in near the time of the election seem suspicious?

*Envy steps in*

Fuhrer King Bradley: And where the heck have you been?

Envy: *Rolls eyes and whistles* Somewhere...

*Lust walks in*

Lust: Ms. Sperms released another song about you, Pride...

Fuhrer King Bradley: Actually, I find her songs quite catchy...

Lust: Whatever, here you go.

*Another TV pops out of nowhere and something plays*

NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSED UP PART OF A SHAKIRA SONG

Baby I came from so far away
But I know that your Fuhrer is gay
He is cheating on his wife you know that?
He slept with this faaaaat guy

*Picture of the perverted fat guy shows*

Fuhrer King Bradley: I should've smited him when I had the chance... <_<

Dante: You SLEPT with that guy?

Fuhrer King Bradley: ... :unsure:

Dante: OK, THAT'S IT. I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.

*Everyone leaves*

Dante: Thank god that worked...man, that setup was great. Taking away that fat guy's internet access worked perfectly...hehehehe...because the truth is...I AM A YAOI FANGIRL! MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Narrarator: Is this the end for our "heroes"? Will King Bradley win the upcoming election? Is he gay?

Fuhrer King Bradley: HEY! I HEARD THAT!!!

Narrarator: Will Dante's love of yaoi destroy us all? Find out in Chapter III!

TO BE CONTINUED

















Yeah, it sucked, I know.

Okay that one was good also. Keep them coming. Yaoi fangirl ha ha ha ha

yeah yeah yeah they rick make another one! :lol: