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the true alchemist - May 10, 2006 06:56 AM (GMT)
the interveiw idea came to me from oroboros fan's topic "interveiw with gluttony" so thats were i decide to make one but with a different character...

"so envy...envy envy envy... there are so many questions i and many other fans have..."
"well get on with it!"
"ok... first of all i have to ask... how do you fell about you working with dante and she being your..."
"my what?...she is my master"
"you dont know?"
"know what?"
"dante...is the mother of your former human self..."
"really?"
"you dont care?"
"not really..."
"but yet you hate hoenhiem..."
"yes..."
"..."
"..."
"new question... throught the series we have noticed you were... being a part of many different groups of homculus... i mean first there was lust and gluttony...then sloth... than...dante, so whats with that"
"i was always with dante i just followed or lead whoever she told me with... first there was gluttony and lust... we were following the elrics trying to make sure they made the philosofer's stone..."
"but there was also pride..."
"yeah, he was trying to make a war to make the stone...but it was to slow..."
"back to were i was before... then you were with sloth?
"yeah, word that wrath had been created and he tried to get him to join us..."
"and thats when you ran into..ed and morphed as the fuhrer?"
"yeah...but i dot cal it morphed i call it.........................you know what never mind morph is a good word for it"
"another thing... some fans are sad that you killed hughes..."
"i dont give a d***, he was about to reveal that we were all trying to make the stone!"
"mmm and also.... why were you around dante more than anyone else?"
"well... gluttony wasnt what you would call...a do-er...all he ever did was walk around and say *does impretion of gluttony* weres my lust? i want my lust"
"yeah... and wrath?"
"i never liked him....i mean he was annoying and im not following that little kid around... and he was pathetic after sloth died... god i enjoyed kicking him..."
"so would you say that homoculuses have feelings?"
"it pride can get old that homonculuses can have feelings, but whats the point they just get in the way..."
"and then pride..."
"he was busy rigging the war"
"yeah... another thing we have to talk about *chuckle* is you apearence"
*groan* " i keep telling people, IM A HE! i dont know why people think im a girl...
"alot of people judge the way you dress"
"what its my sence of style!"
"alot of people say your a cross-dresser"
"SAY WHAT!?!?"
"here a quote from someone: envy, the cross-dressing palm tree, how do you feel about this?"
"im not cross-dressing! and im NOT A PALM TREE! HELL MY HAIR IS BARLEY GREEN AT ALL!"
"and then people say your voice is almost feminine..."
*sighs* "i have learned to get over that"
*looks at watch* "well i guess the interview is over, thank you envy for your time and telling all the fans what make envy tick..."

the true alchemist - May 15, 2006 10:42 PM (GMT)
does anybody like this?

Edo-kun - May 18, 2006 12:59 AM (GMT)
*does a goofy laugh* Hiyuk hahahah yuk hahahhah xD that was funny

Dark General - May 18, 2006 06:32 AM (GMT)
It was good but it would have been great if it would have been longer or if some one made a guess apperence

Quig Alchemist - May 18, 2006 10:09 PM (GMT)
Yeah, that is really funny! XD *giggles* cross-dressing....palmtrees! XD




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