These arerandom story scenarios I've come up with. They are suppose to be for enjoyment purposes. There is FMA, Tenchi Muyo!, and a FMA/Inuyasha Shorts! .

FMA Shorts! Take 1!

"It's 11:08 p.m. where I'm at. I'll be back on tommorrow. Fare thee well, everyone. And remember, don't forget that Elyssia is the cutest little girl in the world! She must never be forgotten!"

Roy and Riza walk in with many anger crosses on their faces. They pull a black sheet down over the room, to make sure no one sees the pain they have inflicted upon me. They couldn't put their anger out on Maes. He had a wife and kid to feed. So, they put it out on little 'ol, 5'4" me.

I laugh. "Just kidding! See you all laters! :wink:

FMA Shorts! Take 2!

"I know I'm weird. That's what keeps me in character for so long! :wink: It also keeps me from getting ideas. I get to many ideas, and somebody will worry. :sweat: Anyways, I'm back to be lovable Hughes, smexy and agrievated Mustang, and, as the general would say, stiff Riza."
I look around to make sure I didn't say that while she was around. I sigh at the greatness of her not being there.

"If she was around, my head would have been blown off....or I'd be in the same position as Black Hayate." I laugh."

FMA Shorts! Take 3

"I've got school in the morning." "Dar n right you have school in the morning! You haven't finished learning your alchemy!" "But Colnel Mustang.." Whap~! "Ouch!" "No buts! Now go learn!" Roy exits the room.

"Truthfully guys, I am trying to learn alchemy. It's really hard to, though. We have books in our library about it though. Everything in the show can be found in history. A lot of the symbols are actual alchemic symbols in our dimension. It's so amazing! I even found out that Shakespeare was learning alchemy!"

I get hit over the head by Riza. "Mustang, you better come back in here. And you too, Maes. We'll have to drag here off of here." "All right,"they said in unison. Maes and Roy enter. "I told her to go learn!" "Maybe you're being a bit hard on her?" "No one asked you, Hughes." "All right! No need to get angry with me!" "Since you seem to be acting on her part, Maes, you get to carry her." "What?!?!" Riza and Mustang walk out the door. "Wait a minute! I didn't mean...Oh dear. Well, I guess I'll carry you out of here then." He picks me up and waves to you guys. "She'll see you all tomorrow. Bye!" Takes me out the door Riza and Mustang left out of. In my thoughts when I begin to wake up, I think,'I should call me my FMA Shorts....I think I'll do that. And I'll post them also in my Journal.'

FMA Short! Take 4!

"I am going to leave again soon. If I seemed a bit slow at posting tonight, I'm sorry. Im in a lot of rps at once...again. My hands are burning too." "Smittee, you don't look so good." "Maybe we shouldn't force you to do stuff tonight, right Roy?" "Hawkeye, I think you're right." "I know what will cheer her up!!" "No," yelled in unison by Roy and Riza," No pictures of Elyssia!" "Then, how about.." They start to push him out of the room. Roy comes back in. "Riza's taking him home. Here, I'll..." He stopped. I fell asleep. He sighed and transmutated a wheelchair, out of some chairs in the room. He put me in it and started wheeling me out. He stopped and said to you all,"Goodnight. And this will probably never happen again for her. WE just knew she wouldn't be able to take it, that's all." As we exit, you hear that dark, eerie voice, that always shows up in old horror radio shows, that says to you," Pleasant Dreams," and ends with a horrific laughter, that is so low, it sounds like it comes from the bottom of their belly.

FMA Short! Take 5!

"I've missed writing these! I almost went into sitting in a coner, moving back and forth, saying to myself,'There's nothing like role playing. "There's nothing like role playing.' Well, at least I didn;t get the shakes this time. Let's just say that role playing is my life. Without it, I'm as useless as a piece of wet wood for campfire."

Roy put his forearm(sp) on her right shoulder, and Maes put his on her left. "What are you talking about?" "Yeah, you aren't useless. You allow me to talk to you for hours on end about my family." "And you let me teach you alchemy like crazy!" "That's because I'm almost a mindless doll! I just hear orders, or things that aren't to be mentioned like orders, and I do them!" "Really? That wouldn't be good around Havoc then." "Yeah, he still doesn't have a girl. He'd do anything to get a girl." I gulp. "Thanks for making me have another bad thing on my list if that happens." "Yep!" "No prob!" Riza sighs. "You two are just making it worse. I'll tell yeah what, if it starts to happen again, I'll keep them all away from you, kay?" "Thanks, Riza. I'd appreciate that." "But Hawkeye, that would take away my excellent student." "And the person who won't run away from me after 4 hours of conversation." "You know, not that I'm thinking about it," she pulled them off of me and began to pull me away. "Let's save you right now." "Hawkeye, don't act like that!" She takes me out of the room and slams the door shut.
"Did she think we were being serious. I only made her study a little, cause her mind wasn't very creative." "And I only had her listen to me for 3 hours." Roy sweatdropped and began to walk to the door. "What," asked Maes in that upset/worriedly way. Roy opened the door and shut it behind him. "Man, what did I say?" Maes then turned to you all,"Well, it seems I've upset everyone tonight. We'll be back tommorrow." He waves, goes to the door, opens and shuts it behind him.

FMA Shorts! Screw up! Take 6!

"I'll be getting off soon. I need to take a bath." Are you going to the hot springs?" "What?!?!? Miroku?!! What are you doing in my FMA short!" "What? You mean this is not an Inuyasha Short!?" "I haven't created one yet! I've only created FMA Shorts! and Tenchi Muyo! Shorts!. Now leave, so that I amy make one for Inu stuff!"

"But, what's so bad about me being here now?" Roy and Maes come in and drag him to the portal in the corner. "Go back to you're own rhealm, you leacherous monk!" "You're not much better Roy!" "Why you...!" Roy and Maes throw him in. The portal closes and they walk out. "Thanks, guys," I yell to them. "You're welcome," yelled Maes. I sigh. "I hope that doesn't happen again."



New Tenchi Muyo! Short! Take one!

"Well, I need to be getting off soon. Gotta lot of stuff to do." "You are sure are right about that," said Washu," You lost the bet, so you have to clean my lab!" Washu went back inside. I fall to me knees and do this style of crying: T_T . "Why did I take take bet? I know I always lose bets!"

"You do, Eh?" "Who's that??" I turn and look. "Oh, no! Kagato!" "I think we need to have a contest with a bet in it." He begins to drag me to his ship, by the back of my shirt." I do the same crying and wave goodbye. He takes off and Washu comes back out. "Hey! Come back here with my worker!" She looks at you all," What are you looking at?!?! She'll be back! Hmph!" She stommped(sp) back inside and slammed the door shut.


New FMA/Inu Shorts! Take 1!

"Hey everybody! I'm doing these with almost all the rps I'm in now. To undrstand more about them, go look at m journal at the FMA Shorts! .They're really helpful. I've gotta be going soon. I'll try to be on tommorrow."

"No, I won't let you come on. I need you to help me not think of Kykio!"

"Naraku? What do you mean 'help you not think of Kykio'?" He pulled of a smirk. "Oh, no! No! No way! I am not your girl!" "Oh, but you are. You traded your freedom for Rin's. I can do as I want. And what I want is for you to be my girl, so I don't think of Kykio." I gulp. "I knew this wasn't equivalent. Maybe Dante's...no! Dante is not right! There was equivalent exchange in this! I just didn't think ahead to this. In fact, this never crossed my mind." Me= T_T "Well, come on. Let's go inside my new home."

Naraku starts to bring me inside. "Don't worry guys. I'll sneak away! NO matter how weak I am." He knocks me out. "No she won't," he grins while looking at you all,"See you all some other time" He then threw out his evil laugh, and had Kagura shut the door behind them. Inside, you can hear me wake up and hear stuff like: "No! I'm not going to eat raw fish with you!" "I don't know whose worse, you or the monk!" "Why did I get mixed up in this?" "Why?" "NO!" Hear a whap in the head. "Ow! That hurt!" "Just stop yelling or I'll kill Lord Sesshomaru!" "No, not my lord! All right! I'll eat the nasty raw fish!" T_T

FMA/Inuyasha Short! Take 2!

"Phew! Hey, guys! I finally made it out of there! That Naraku ist cruel! He had me eating things that were still alive! Ack!" I hear Naraku calling. "Oh no!" [i]Digs a hole and hides self in it. [/i]
"Smittee! Smittee, where are you? Get back here!" He looks around and catches her scent from the whole. Uses miasma to lift me out. "I thought you'd hide better."

"I haven't been thinking much latley. My idea abilities are fried for a while." "I see. Well, I still want you with me." I gulp and start to run away.

FMA/Inu Short! Take 3!

Naraku has his arm wrapped around me. "Well gys, Naraku and I have made a concession, (Thank you history class for helping me find that word!). He will allow me to get on here and role play with you guys, on one condition." I look over my shoulder at him and look away with disgust.

"Well, tell them what I get in return," he smirked. "Fine." I mumble. "They couldn't hear that. You have to speak louder." "I have to," start to mumble again. "Do I have a mumbler on my hands, speak up!" "I have to be Naraku's girl! I just don't have to marry him!" I look a bit sick from saying it. Naraku smirked more. "That's better." "So, he's going to be in every, single, FMA/Inu Short! from now on, the jer...I mean, loving master." "I'm glad you saved yourself then." "Well, back to role playing."

These shorts are created on a different scale. They actually follow a storylinr, one after the other. These do not have as many random beatings though, and I apologize if that's what was enjoyable about the last ones.

Journal Shorts 1!

"Hello, reader....Dont'cha hate that line? So do I, at times..."

"Then don't use it!"

"Who was that!?" I turn around, but see no one.

"I'm in front of you, Smittee." I turn back around and see a man in uniform.

"Colnel Mustang!" I then salute. "Now, now, Smittee. How long have you been doing these Shorts! with me?"
"Uh, a month or so?"
"See,"he did the manly 'slam a friend with hand on the upper back' ordeal,"No worries."

I gasp for air. He wrapped his arm around my shoulders and smiles. I turn to him trying to smile, and a sweat drop rolls down my face. "So," he started. I knew it was coming. "Did you finish learning your alchemy assignment?"

*Dun, Dun, Dun*

Journal Shorts 2!

I come back with a black eye. I then sigh. "Hey, sorry for the leaving early. That's not how I like to end my writing. But, it was easier then to have someone write for me, while I get beat up. Man, I should have read that book. At least I didn't run into MAes Hughes. He has a 4 hour story about his.."

"Hello, Smittee!"

"Uhh," sweat drop,"Hello Maes. What are you doing here?"

"Well, Roy wanted me to tell you something, but first," he pulled out his wallet, opened it up, and one of those picture holders rolled open. They were all pictures of his daughter. "Look at little Elyssia! Isn't she precious? She loves to hear me telling or reading her stories at ninght. She's so beautiful. She's my little angel." Maes was fully in his father mode.

"Yeah, that's great. So, what's the news, that Colnel Mustang gave you?" Another sweat drop came upon my head.

Maes became serious and coughed. "Right. Roy wanted me to make sure you study up on your alchemy." I gulped. "He also mentioned that f you don't, he'll have Havoc study with you."

I yell into the air," Noooo!" I then go into my bag in the corner, and begin reading. Maes laughed. "You certainly don't like that idea." Maes exits. I keep studying, until I realize I'm still with you all. "Uhm.. I'm a bit busy, right now. I'll explain the Havoc thing later. Gotta study!" I shut my book, go to the door, and shut off the lights on my way out.

J. Shorts 3 and 4! coming soon.

Brand new Shorts!. Man, has it been awhile or what?



I start to wake up, eyes still shut. 'Where....where am I now,'I think to myself.

"Are you all right?"

"Huh?" I open my eyes slowly. The sun was bright, so I cover my face.

"I asked if you were all right. Oh, the sun bothering you? Here." Shades came before me. "There yeah go."

I uncover my eyes. Knelt down, blocking the sun with their body, was a man with gray hair shooting staight up. It seemed to have help staying up like that, from a headband covering one of his eyes, like an eye patch. On this headband was a symbol of a swirl in the shape of a leaf. Then, coming from under his green life-saver jacket, there was a blue shirt, which the neck of it went up and covered his face, over his nose in fact. All that could be seen was his eye and eyebrow portion of his face.

"I-I'm all right...,"I then realized who this man was,"Wait! You're.."

"Huh? Do you know me?"

"You're Kakashi-sama, from the Leaf Village! Of course I know...wait a second. How in the world did I get here! I'm not suppose to be here." I jump up and look upon my surrondings. "How...Why...I shouldn't be here."

He got up, but I just wasn't paying attention too much. I looked around the area. It was the forest near the Leaf Village. I then heard him speak again.

"Escuse me."

I turned around. "Yes?"

"First things first, could you clear up how you know me...and perhaps telling me who you are?" He was scratching his head, and a sweat drop came upon his head. :kitty:
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(( :p: = beginning of a past event, and the end of one as well.))

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After explaining things to him, he brought me intot he Leaf Village. My eyes couldn't stop gazing upon all of my surondings. I then thought about what we spoke about soon after me telling my story....

:p:

"I see. Well then, I'll take you to see the Hokage."

"The fourth Hokage?" He nodded. "Perhaps I should. He is, afterall, the one who looks after your village..."

"And," he interrupted," he may be able to tell you what you should do now."

I nodded to him.....

:p:

He stopped at the Hokage's building. He turned to me, his eye closed, and it seemed he may have been smiling under that face covering. "This is our stop. I'll go inside and tell him your situation. Don't go anywhere."

I nodded and watched him go inside.

As I waited, I began to get worn out with standing. So, I sat upon the ground. I sighed, feeling uncomfortable here. I wasn't suppose to be. I was suppose to be in the Inuyasha rhealm...or at least the FMA rhealm. I then felt someone step upon my toe. "Hey! Could you please watch where you're stepping?!"

"Maybe you should watch out for someone walking." The person foot moved.

'I know that voice,'I thought. I looked up. It was a young kid, with large spikey hair, but more to the back of his head. He wore a short-sleeved, blue shirt. Then, had sleeve-like add ons from his lower arm to his wrists. He wore cacky shorts, going down to his knees. He wore sandals, like most ninjas do, but were blue. He had a frown upon his face.

"So, it's Sasuke Uchiha. I should have known with that crappy attitude. Look, I'm sorry for yelling at you about it, but I don't like it when people step upon me, like I'm nothing. I should have been paying attention to passers-by, but I was busy thinking about where I am right now. But, you also should have been watching where you're looking, or at least walking where you're looking."

"How do you know my name," he said, looking upset a bit.

"I apologize. The name's..."

"Her name is Smittee. She's from a place far away from here. Before she got here, she heard abot this Village and the people who lived here. Isn't that right?"

I looked at the one who interrupted and smiled,"That is correct, Kakashi-sama."

He had the smiling look on his face. Sasuke's face went back to his normal, attitude face. "Welcome to the viallge, I guess then." He then walked away.

I sighed.

Kakashi only said,"That was close, wasn't it?"

I nodded.
... ^0x^



((I apoologize on the last one. I meant the third hokage.))

The Hokage was kind during our conversation, but very stern at the same time. I don't blame him though, I was an unknown person, who just appeared in his village. It's hard to trust someone you don't know to be around people you protect. I remember when I first went to the FMA rhealm. I almost got my butt shot off by Leutinent Riza Hawkeye. That is, until Maes and Roy stepped in. That was an interesting perdicament that day.

"We're here."

I looked upon the school. The Hokage had decided that while I'm to be stuch here, that I should learn the ways of the ninja, even though I would be older than most of the students there. And no wonder I would be. I'm sixteen now for goddness sakes! The oldest studnet there currently was 13! And he is only there at that age because he failed his test three times!

Kakashi brought me inside the school, and to me to Iruka's classroom. The only seat left open was near the top of the classroom.
Iruka looked over to us.

"Oh, is this a new student?"

"Yes, she is. This is Smittee Unicornheart." He went over to Iruka, and gave him a note. Iruaka's face became serious as he said,"All right then. I understand."

I looked around, seeing the faces from the series and mangas I've read. I began to feel uncomfortable again. Kakashi went behind me and said,"Well," he spoke as he pushed me farther in,"Have a good day today, and study hard." He then shut the door behind me. I gulped and looked up at Iruka, then bowed. I then looked upon the empty seat and walked up towards it. People stared upon me as I walked on. The only ones that weren't were Sasuke, which was fine by me, and the insect dude. I can never remember his name. I think of him as 'Auron: The ninja', since he reminded me of Auron from Final Fantasy 10. The eyes then went back to Iruka, and his lesson began.
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When lunch began, I sat under a tree, away from everyone. I sighed, thinking to myself,'How did I get in this mess?'

"Hey."

I looked up, seeing Sasuke again. "What do you want, Sasuke? Do you want me to apologize again for being rude earlier?"

"No, but I would like to say it's strange that a stranger like you would end up studying at our school, and even knowing our names. I know you're hiding something. And, I'd like to know what that is, just so I know why you know me." He then walked away.

I felt ticked off a bit. How dare he start accusing me of things, even though he was right. I watched him leave, when I heard another voice.

"Hey, Unico.."

"Just call me Smittee, Kay? I don't appreciate people calling me by my last name." I turned my head to look upon the long, blonde hair girl, wearing a purple dress. Ino Yamanaka was her name.

"All right, Smittee. I'll say welcome to our village, but I'll give you a fair warning."

"Let me guess. Sasuke's off limits to me. He's way out of my league," I stood up and closed my eyes, as I spoke the rest of my peace,"DOn't worry. I don't like Sasuke that much. He may be great to you, but his irst impression and attitude tell me will both consider ourselves closer to enemies than anything else. And besides, he stepped on me." I begin to walk away, waving my hand for them only once, saying,"See yeah." I could hear Ino from behind, getting worked up at what I said. I only felt like laughing, but didn't do that either.
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:kitty:

Somehow...I knew no rpleis would come to here.