ok its really simple! and fun and really funny too!
All you have to do is ask a stupid question and some one else answers it with a stupid answer. example:
Q:Why is the sky blue..
A: because i painted it that way

ok first question:

Why is the sea made of milk?

Hey.. i was going to make a AASQ,GASA topic a few days ago but I gorgot..

A. Cows are in the sea
Q. What happens if you put a CD in the microwave?

A:i could play black eyed peas or korn! :lol:
Q:why is glue sticky?

Because people put glue in it. (Am I doing this right?)

Why do we have ears?

so we can put earwax in them!
why is l speeled l?

Because they lost the A
lol
Why do dogs meow

because they have a cat virus!


What would happen if Mozilla and Microsoft try to work together?

You get WWIII

What happens when a Frog flies through the sky?

Then All The Flies would start hopping about.

Why is the colour pink the fav colours of Gothic people?

Apparently,Preps achieved world domination.
(God I suck at this.)

Why is the Gamecube shaped like a cube?

Because if it was a circle everybody would be having :pie:

What happens if you make a game about spam for PS2?

then the game world would be spam free!

why does it rain ice cubes?

because there's a freezer in the sky!

Why do many domains get taken over by search pages? (example: http://losers.net/ )

A:cause search pages are tryin to dominate all domain pages (i know, i suck, lol)
Q:what would happen if pengins were chocolate covered?

there were two mute guys talking..

mute1 :

mute2 :

mute1 :

mute2 :

mute1 :





that was very touching...

ok where was no question there som i'll ask one

Why do worms eat birds?

because birds wake them up early

why do computers freeaze

Cause there made of icecream.

Why don't the kids let the 'silly' rabbit have any cereal?

because the smart kid ate it all

why dose ed have blonde hair? (its the only one i could think of)

because he look ugle with red

why is a tv sguare

because, if they had a triangle one, emos would have a new cutting tool


Why is it "why" instead of "y"?

Because the letter is overrated.

What does Red look like?

its the colour of the fish that swin the the sky.

Why dost the world phone begin with pfh

Because the word was already taken.

Why does the stapler run out of staples only when you're trying to use it?

the penguins rig it that way

why do penguins rig stuff?

because their pirate ship got water logged.

Why do cows give out Strawberry Cheese?

Because they eat rotten strawberries. (Cheese is a byproduct of rotten milk, right?)

Why do fans spin circles?

Or else the fan would be broken LOLZ!!! :o

Why are you in front of the computer?

if we were in the back it would fart on us

why is cheese yellow

.. Why is cheese yellow?

WHY IS CHEESE YELLOW??!?

BECAUSE IT IS, IT ALWAYS WILL BE D< CHEESE. 'TIS. YELLOW.



^ Thats why.



>.> Why is why, well.. why?

uuuu ok i get it was just a question

xD I was just kidding.. >> but Cheese 'tis yellow.. -points to title-

ok were getting off topic here ASK A QUESTION

Why is why, why? It is only because why makes us wonder why we understand nothing and why we understand everything why is so mysterious that's why we use why all the time. Now do you understand why is why? If not I will do my best to explain more of why, why is why otherwise I have no reason to explain again why, why is why. The world is so mysterious with the word why huh?

Why does everyone think FFVII is the greatest one when they didn't start on the NES or SNES?

:Because FFVII looks cooler

: Why is the sky purple?

Because purple is cooler than green.

Why did the colonel make his fried chicken so adicting?

so more people would like him (its not working)

why do people eat with forkes

Because their minds are being controleld by the forke people.


Why do stalkers phone up their 'victims' and introduce themselves to them?

so there not Lonely

why do people drink Milk

because milk has a cool word shape.


Why do people spam?