...long story short about what happend to me this week.

1.A OLD HAG,threated to call the cops on us..for going into a old abandoned house that we own..

2.A crack-head,threatend to shove a stick up my brothers ass..*SHUDDERS*

3.He was being attacked by there dog...

4.My sister got a ticket the morning she was going to the doctor to get a MRI..then later that day got another one..

errr..there will be more!
-Greed

awww,Greed,is your life miserable?

-grins-

everyone!i am Envy!dont listen to Greeds worthless crap!

~Envy

no!Im glad something cool happend...It can be boring when cold..

We wrote on a speed sign "Please *heart* slowly we love our crackheads"....... :lol:

Envy is just jealous of me..she "envy's" me..haha..She wants to follow in my steps..
-Greed

Wow that old lady must be really stupid! Haha Greed you're funny... Doesn't matter what Shattered Fate says.

im Envy,Wrath so shut it-punches Wrath in face-

Greed,how bout we go out for beer?-grins-

and,yeah,Greed and me are the only homunculus who OWNS!

~Envy

Alright Envy! *Punches back but arm is fused with 2 ton brick which i can magically lift* How do you like that!

-dodges by breakdancing-
~Envy

...when the hag found us..I whould have climbed the wall and jump into the attic and hide!But my damn brother followed...I told him to hide andI whent out and faced the hellbeast..then 15 minutes later I came back..

She saw my brother climbing in..lets just say..he aint good at sneaking!

yep..

also...I had to take in a newborn goat..He weighs 5 pounds!I am bottle feeding him..Named him Spunky.haha.

:blink:
-Greed

geez,a newborn goat?do you live on a farm,Greed?>_>;;
~Envy

ehh..if you wanna call it a farm..then sure!
Currentyly owns:
15 cats
35 rabbits
3 horses
1 cocketeil
1 chihuahua
1 turtle
1 iguana
3 goats

those are just my pets.We have more...muhahahahaha..

And I whould never EVER live ANYWHERE else.Even if it is the boondocks.
-Greed

Don't mind the old lady every boy [that i know of] used to get in trouble for stupid things like that.And i live in the city i woulden't want to move anywhere else either [i lived in the suburbs for the first five years of my life] and i go back to visit at least once a year twice sometimes.But after about one week every thing starts to get boring,no place to b-ball,football,have to walk forever to get to a store,every one likes to stay in the house,no ones outside by the time of Ten at night,and personally gets dull.But any way it's always good do something exciting once in a while.

....It gets really creepy..when she tells me "YOU CALL ME YOUR AUNT!"..wtf..she aint even related to me!...errrrr..

I love it in the country...We also own a ton of land..lots of woods..bayous and creeks to see.But dammmmn...are the bugs horrible!haha.

Anytime I go to my "REAL AUNTs" house in TX. (she lives in the suburbs)..I always run into the "CRAZY" squirrels...they aint like that out here.There..tame acting but I whould never trust a squirrel.I had 3 flying squirrels..and they knew how to trick people.lol.

-Greed

They were like Momo from Samurai Champloo.For some reason usually people from the country don't like us people from a big city [New York].I'm not saying it's all people but some tiume you can sense the hostility.But i have to say to visit the suburbs or country is fun to me.It just that i'm used to the fast life i geuss.

...There are SOME people like that..but not all.Its only the "YANKEE" Yankee people that can piss me off.

haha...Yep...they were just like Momo.They whould jump off of stuff and glide to you..very sharp claws when in face.lol.Peanut,Pom-Pom and Almond..coolest squirrels alive!They dont even weigh a pound..velvet like fur..a feathery tail..and HUGE eyes.

lmao.
-Greed

Yeah there are very few people who act all superior because they come from the city.And there are only some people who treat us like we are a**holes.The only best thing about being from the cityand going to the country or suburds is how the girls treat you.It's like you are really fascinating to them.}

Flying squirls seem like it would be fun to watch them for a while [as long as they don't try to attck someone].To bad you don't see those everyday.

Ive been up north...I whent when it was cold..we had a experience with the "Native yankee"lol...My friends cousins came down from NY..I met them right when I was getting on a steer(large bull like animal)..they were like "OMG...your gonna get on that animal?It could bite you or something!"

.....0.0.....bite?Be worried about kicking!..

Flying squirrels-strictly nocturnal..Mine were wild...I watched them for a few months and let them go again.Mine were adults and they became very nice.Unlike them...fox and cat squirrels..d*** those are MEAN!My brother in-law has one he raised.He is a true redneck..the kind that has the mullet.....uhhhhhh...When he lets it loose in the house it attacks everyone except him....

d***..crazy....squirrels..*cough...Demonspawn*
haha
-Greed

"Native Yankee" is a funny term from people from up here.Don't steers usually have horns also?I know usually they do [or at least the males] some people don't know about "wild" animals like steers,sheep,horses,and other animals people from the south have.Many people from cities have family from the south.It's funny what city people get called there's "City folk","Inners",Yankees",there's some others that i forgot about.There's not to many many nicknames for people from the south but there's "Country folk","Red Necks","Hill Billies" those are just regular names like the ones we get from people from the south.


Wow that sounds cool semi raising a squirl a Flying one at that.The only animals we get to see is stray cats,dogs,regular squirls [that bite],sparrows,swollows,pigeons,and maybe some rear animale like eagle or Hawk if you are downtown.That would be cool to raise a animal to attack on command kind of like that [besides a cat or dog].

Greed...you make me sick..>_>
~Envy

Yep..haha..We here the name redneck and "Coonass" all the time..Dont here country folk though.lmao.Nore' hillbillies..since we dont live in the hills..thats people from Ark. and TN. places like that..

You know your in Louisiana when:You can use your seatbelt buckle as a branding iron.

Steers,sometimes has horns..depends of the cowboy has burned them off as a baby..Or if he/she blunts them.

.....A flying squirrel that attacked on command.........thats pure madness and evil!


.....this is a subject I thought I whould never talk about here...lmao.
-Greed

Yeah this is kind of a crazy subject to talk about especially on a RP board.Coonass never heard that before.Yeah i agree it would be kind of dangerous to have a steer with horns [specially if you are planning to raise the out of control ones].Using a seatbelt as a branding iron that's funny.A flying squirl that could attack on command Evil or Genious?