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Title: The Anime and Manga Bashing Thread!
Description: Make fun of all those crappy ones, heh


Seven Cardinal Sins - March 11, 2006 04:36 PM (GMT)
Here we bash/make fun of any anime and manga that we dislike/hate!

Naruto: Sure, I used to like the show, but it eventually got so boring watching fillers and long dragged on battles forever and ever and ever. For example:

Episode 101: The Battle Begins! (Doesn't sound too bad eh? Just wait...)
Episode 102: The Battle Continues!
Episode 103: The Battle Continues, Part 2!

Episode 110: The Battle's End, Part 5!

See what I mean?

Fullmetal Alchemist: Second season...enough said.

Inuyasha: OH GOD, I HATE INUYASHA. I can't stand it, it's so boring and dumb. The love story is crap. The battles are long and boring. The fillers are dumb. OMG WINDSCAR!!!111

WARNING: I will now totally make fun of Inuyasha. Inuyasha fans should steer clear. So should pregnant women, and anyone who doesn't know what the true definition of "do" is. :blink:

QUOTE (Highlight)
Naraku: Hahaha, Inuyasha! Look all these long tentacles I have! I will suffocate you by making you suck on them!

Inuyasha: Oh yeah? Those may be long, but watch this! *Pulls out the Tetsusaiga, the "sword-like thing"* When I pull it out it becomes horny and grows gigantic! Even bigger than yours! And I can make it turn red with urine! WINDSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

Naraku: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!11111 I GOT PWNZ0RRED!

Krazydog - March 11, 2006 06:48 PM (GMT)
Oh but your forget, NARAKU THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BADGUY NEVER DIES!
Its like this: Inuyasha's many battles with Naraku!!

1st time: "Wahahaha You can't kill me Inuyasha!" *Shoots more poison thingy*
2nd Time: "I escape! Yet again!"
3rd Time: "I like to screw with inuyasha's head and Away~" *Disappears*
4th Time: "I know what's fun, lets send MORE demons after him! Just try to beat me Inuyasha!"
5th Time: "ZOMG that Kagome girl just beat me! ZOMG Escape tactic # 3817!"
6th Time: "LOOk I'm using Kohaku/Kikyo as a shield!"
7th Time: "Wahahaah what you killed was just a demon playing as me!"
8th Time: "Foolish Inuyasha, You killed another clone!"
9th time: "Foolish inuyasha, you killed my shadow!"
10th time: "How stupid can you get? You killed a puppet that looks like me!"
11th time: "OOh I'm so evil cuz I'm the greatest coward known to Villains!"
12th Time: "Here, play with some more of my demons so I can escape again to some sacred mountain"

129212788 Episodes later:
Inuyasha: "FINALLY! I beat Naraku"
Naraku: "Muehehehe..."
:mellow:

And wow... Inuyasha is the worst swordsman I've ever seen. Ok when he first learned the windscar, he atleast needed SOME skill. But now he can do it whenever he WANTS! Whats up with THAT? All he does is mindlessly throws the sword around, Oh wow... and he WONDERS why he can't beat Naraku. =___=

Also, I've never seen such an annoying protagonist. All he does is yell, yell, complain, yell. And when Koga is showing his love to Kagome, he gets all jealous. How stupid, then stop denying your love for her moron! Oh wait, I forget! He likes KIKYO! Well HELLO? Kikyo = Kagome
And besides KIKYO is dead! Must I repeat it? SHE'S DEAD! You don't want to go out with a spirit chick who is made of ENCHANTED BONES AND DIRT! Atleast Kagome is REAL. Real Flesh, Real girl, Real Relationship!

The episodes are 95% Filler, 4.5% Story, and .5% Interesting.
Same thing over and over,
"WHERE'S NARAKU?"
"ZOMG that @#&@) Village is getting attacked by Demons"
"ZOMG that demon has a JEWEL SHARD!"
"WHAT ABOUT NARAKU?"
"HELP! DEMON!"
"ZOMG SHE'S A DEMON!"
"ZOMG HE'S A DEMON!"
"ZOMG INUYASHA WE GOTTA HELP THEM!"
"Ooh pretty ladies need my help!" <-- Miroku
"HELP INUYASHAAA! INUYASHAA!"
"Oh Drat, Naraku escaped!"
"OOh, we saved another village from so-and so demon from doing so and so."

I guess we got the picture - -;;

Seven Cardinal Sins - March 11, 2006 09:09 PM (GMT)
Yes, I'm not alone on this!!!

"See the hair on my Tetsusaiga? It's got pubic hair!"

"Oh yeah? One of my tentacles has an EYEBALL in it!"

The story gets NOWHERE. Absolutely NOWHERE. Even the second half of FMA is better.

Edward the full metal alchemist - March 12, 2006 02:18 AM (GMT)
-_-............... ;m a bug fan of Inuyasha. Some of that I'm kinda mad at.. some is kinda funny... nbut ure all intateed to ure opinion

Pokemon goes on FOREVER I mean come on. It came in america when i was 6 or 5 or something 'm 14 now and every once and a while I see my nesi wating pokemon NEW EPISODES!! now IY.. its kinda long but at least it has a POINT!! pokemon was to become a pokemon master. He defeted the 8 gym leaders. THEEEN he had to go another place and get MORE bages, and then another,m and then another, and then another, and them another.. b4 uj know it he'll be ing america serching for NEW pokemon -_- on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on....ext.

ALSO yugioh. NOw at first it was kinda kool. NOw yugioh DID end.. (I think) but now theres yugioh GX.. you gay ho <-< that's what me and my friends call it. come on now. Dont ruin an anime by making a whole new story of it. What happends if they make a FMA GX? About other alchemist admirring edward? Have yea noticed sometimes they just draw the card and w/o looking at it they trow it up in the air calling some random made up moster name thing?! w/o looking at it?!?!?! -_- next thing yea know theres ganna be an anime about poker

Scieszka Takino - March 12, 2006 11:33 PM (GMT)
I hate bleach, ever single part of it. If I had enough energy, I could muster up why...but im lazy.

Blue Gender. Worst. Show. Ever. Can anyone tell me why their mouths look like......you know..........crazy alien..........forget it.

Seven Cardinal Sins - March 22, 2006 03:18 AM (GMT)
Aw, thread's dead already? Man. I was hoping to see more Inuyasha haters.

Yuzu-chan - March 22, 2006 04:09 AM (GMT)
lolz, I kinda got annoyed at Inuyasha when all that Kagome does is scream Inuyasha's name.

"OMG! INUYASHA'S IN TROUBLE! INUYAAAASHAAAA! MY SCREAM WILL MAKE NARAKU DEAF!!!111" >.>;

And then Naraku keeps on moving and moving and moving. >.>;;;

but what I really got annoyed at is..... Mew Mew Power that crap. They messed up with the dubbing.

Crimson Alchemist - March 22, 2006 06:28 PM (GMT)
I hate naraku and inuyasha!! I luv miroku!!

Darkei - March 23, 2006 11:06 AM (GMT)
I hate Inuyasha as well. I never saw it completly,but I really didn't like anything I did get to see. I mean,I hated Kagome the minute I saw her. >___<;

I must agree with that; the second season of FMA was rather..er, 'crappy'. And the movie wasn't the /BEST/ thing ever.

Another series I hate..uhm..nothing really pops into my mind right now. -Thinks-

Edward the full metal alchemist - March 24, 2006 02:46 AM (GMT)
oo I h8ed KGM when I firsts aw her to <_<, but Is till love the show

Krazydog - March 24, 2006 03:16 AM (GMT)
Oh yeah, I watched Blue gender too... that was... like not so good. The sad part is that the main male protagonist is a wuss... I mean the chick is like kick ass but the guy is a wuss... something's wrong with it kinda. Especially with the aliens and the mutant bugs, the girl does all the killing and Eugene goes all emotional at the wrong time.

Let's see... what's another bad Anime... hmm... Man I have so many but I forgot hmm... Oh yeah Naruto is pretty overhyped, and HOLY CRUD, they did a TERRIBLE job on their voices. Just listening to Naruto's voice made my ears bleed. And the Fillers... HOLY SWEET SOPHIA, the fillers!

Seven Cardinal Sins - March 25, 2006 04:28 AM (GMT)
I know...SO...MANY...

That's why I gave up on it, it never got anywhere. Another thing I hate about Inuyasha, just when you think it's going to be final battle, it turns out that there are still...a lot...and I mean A LOT....more episodes...

Surio - March 25, 2006 01:09 PM (GMT)
Inuyasha is SO boring!! This is what happens over and over again!

-Inuyasha and friends find a town
-Theres a "demonic Aura"
-Someone Dies or almost dies
-A demon comes
-Inuyasha kills a demon in one shot
-Turns out the real bad guy was the girl who was attacked... omg!
-And while this pointless crap is happening, NARAKU IS SOMEWHERE ELSE DOING NOTHING! HE ISN'T EVEN ATTACKING ANYTHING! JUST LEAVE HIM BE! OH NO BUT HE KILLED KIKIOU! YOU HAVE ANOTHER LOVER NOW YOU F***HEAD!

Crystalbloodalchemist - March 25, 2006 02:06 PM (GMT)
Naruto I hate it to the bowels of my soul BELEIVE IT!
Inyuasha it is soooooo redundant!
One Peice.... AND NOW THE LAST PEICE OF ONE PEICE! if it's in one peice how are there more than one!?!
Whew i feel as if a giant rock has been lifted off of my chest XD

Sloth - March 26, 2006 11:34 AM (GMT)
I've never seen Inuyasha but I still think Naraku's cute, the way he turns into a giant spider <3 reminded me a bit of Envy in a way.

I dislike Digimon and Duel Masters. Don't have a real storyline to them.

Seven Cardinal Sins - March 26, 2006 11:45 PM (GMT)
Oh god...Duel Masters? Don't make me remember it...after just 2 minutes of a battle I got bored...and then there's Beyblade...ugh...

Sloth - March 27, 2006 05:34 PM (GMT)
I actually quite like Beyblade.

Battle B-Daman sort of annoys me though. I do like some of the characters but I don't get the storyline.

Surio - March 27, 2006 08:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sloth @ Mar 27 2006, 11:34 AM)
I actually quite like Beyblade.

Battle B-Daman sort of annoys me though. I do like some of the characters but I don't get the storyline.

What storyline! Marta B rins the shadow alliance and they want to conquer the world with B-Daman! Battling with guns is obviously out of the question because they don't exist! All problems HAVE to be solved with toys that you can buy for 10 bucks at Toys R Us!

Seven Cardinal Sins - March 28, 2006 02:42 AM (GMT)
Lol that's true...same in Yu-Gi-Oh. "Instead of using my "eye" to seal you away like I can, I'll just play cards with you to destroy you once and for all, when at the same time I can simply shoot you! HAHAHAAH! WHAT A GREAT PLAN!!!"

Krazydog - March 28, 2006 03:52 AM (GMT)
Digimon Series 1 rocked! Wizardmon! WOOO!
Digimon will always have a special place in my heart, it first aired in the U.S on my b-day!

But series 2 was ok, 3 and 4 Sucks so bad... It brings shame to the digimon name.

Yuzu-chan - March 28, 2006 04:29 AM (GMT)
Digimon, I understand them having 4 sequels. Pokemon, I don't like it anymore. I got tired with 6 seasons doing absolutely nothing. >.>;

Summoner Colette - March 29, 2006 01:28 PM (GMT)
I hate Americanized Naruto.


BELIEVE IT!


Yeah, we believe you. No need to say that 5423905823495+ times in one episode <_<


The subs are fine though.

Seven Cardinal Sins - April 1, 2006 03:14 PM (GMT)
Anyone else hate DICE? God, it has a crap story and it's extremely cheesy and cliche...

Surio - April 2, 2006 04:13 PM (GMT)
I HATE DICE TOO! It is like power rangers in space anime style...

Seven Cardinal Sins - April 2, 2006 05:11 PM (GMT)
Yeah, and what's with the gay plot twists?

I also hate SD Gundam Force with a passion...oh god, must I explain?

Greed828 - April 2, 2006 08:29 PM (GMT)
Yes the first Digimon thing was good, but everything else after that...

No, god no

Inuyasha's just boring

I just started watching Naruto, its OK, i'm kinda addicted right now at 15 but I can tell how I'll get bored, isn't it ok until about 135 or something? I heard thats when Fillers start. And OMFG wtf is with the fights? Its like DBZ all over again. Get this, I've been watching the same fight for five episodes, 10-15 THE SAME FIGHT. They waste so much time talking they have like 5 minutes of fighting. Oh and the Openings and endings are kinda annoying, thank god I'm watching subs though, I've heard all too well about the english voices (and have been tortured by their madness, I'm just going to watch two episodes at the same time and see the difference, I wonder how much blood is cut out omg)

Pokemon was good... For like 10 episodes when I was 8. (The OLD gameboy games kicked butt, the show NEVER ENDS)

I still disagree, I like pretty much all of FMA (except for episodes 4, 16, 24, 35<<<OMFG

Shuffle is pretty good...


Seven Cardinal Sins - April 2, 2006 10:21 PM (GMT)
I just deleted one of your double posts if that's alright...maybe it was a glitch?

Anyway, yeah I hated 4, 16 and 35 too...4 because of all the pointlessness, with no comedy...and 16 because that d*** pipsqueak broke the poor guy's cup!

And 35...was just...

Greed828 - April 2, 2006 11:39 PM (GMT)
I double posted? woops...

Anyways I just saw the end of the Wave Country Arc of Naruto in Japo, I literally almost cried. Did they fuk it up in the english version? And is that considered "good" (those ending episodes idk) or am I going insane???

Krazydog - April 3, 2006 01:08 AM (GMT)
Naruto episodes 1-20 the whole Zabuza thing was good... I loved it. Zabuza and Haku's ending was so touching... the whole Chunin exam is interesting but HELL long. The first and second test was funny tho. But after that, it gets WAYYY too stretched.

1-20 = Good
20 - 50 = Pretty good
Everything after.... Garbage.

Greed828 - April 3, 2006 07:25 PM (GMT)
Wait so pretty much till the end of the Chunin Exam thing? Why stop at 50? Doesn't it go to like 68??

Krazydog - April 3, 2006 08:48 PM (GMT)
Yeah, but it got stretched way too long at the end of the Chuunin Exam... after that there was like no point in watching anymore...

Greed828 - April 3, 2006 10:03 PM (GMT)
oh, okay, and whats so bad about the rest of it? I had heard it was good until the beginning of all the filler arcs?(like up to 135???)

Seven Cardinal Sins - April 4, 2006 01:20 AM (GMT)
The filers start like crazy around 100, I think. Then the story gets a bit interesting- and then, well, FILLERS.

Greed828 - April 4, 2006 01:32 AM (GMT)
When I read the chapter things: (This is what it says on Wikipedia) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_%28ani...manga%29#Part_I
Part 1:
Exposition Arc: Episodes 1-5
Wave Country Arc: Episodes 6-19
Chūnin Exam Arc: Episodes 20-67
Invasion of Konoha Arc: Episodes 68-80
Return of Itachi Arc: Episodes 81-85
Tsunade's Decision Arc: Episodes 86-101
Tea Country Race Arc: Episodes 102-106 (anime only)
Sasuke Retrieval Arc: Episodes 107-135

This at episode 136 is where it begins the Part 1 Filler Saga

136-181 MASSIVE FILLERS

This is where the fillers end HOPEFULLY

And from 182 on hopefully will start the re-entry into the manga

megx07 - April 4, 2006 02:29 AM (GMT)
I hate yu-gi-oh gx..or any of those I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY TRADING CARDS shows.
but yeah
there's that and bo bo bobo boo boo w.e it's called. I hate it too.

I can't say I TOTALLY hate inuyasha because that show that helped me love fma. I used to tivo inu (i know, a waste of time) and then I wanted to watch more anime, and I saw that that show I watched before was on afterwards so I recorded it too. Now I love Fma more than any other show.
But the filler episodes of Inu are just horrid, as is the story line. Some of the episodes are very funny, but when you drag a series out 165 episodes long SOMETHING more has to happen! Read the ending.... it's absolutely god-awful.

uhm what else.... Naruto... I've only watched about 4 episodes, because there is so much hype surrounding that series I thought it was worth a try. Some sites calling it the greatest anime of all time ( b.s ) The battles dragged on for episodes at a time and almost the fist half of the show was a recap.

oh and some of you might bash me for this.. but I think that Ghost in the shell: stand alone complex (full name usage) is horrible as well. It's just mind-numbingly boring. If I wanted to watch a crime type show I'd turn on CSI or 24 and be entertained. The opening theme is grand though, I'll admit. I think the only time I enjoyed that show was the other night on April Fools when it played in Inuyasha's spot on AS. They played fart noises the entire time :lol: it was very funny. Immature. But funny.

Dark General - April 6, 2006 09:48 AM (GMT)
I hate BO_BO_BO that show is *bleep*,what the hell is the point of that show i saw episodes 1-3 and got bored.Pokemon I LOVE IT,and you know why i love it's because it's a total rip off of kids money "catch em' all" translate to "kids bother your moms and pops and tell them to buy all my crappy merchandise and make me rich".And kids are still doing it after about 8 years that's genius.DBZ GT i hated it that was not DBZ,there was absolutly no plot,no action,and horrible all away around.I liked Inuyasha untill after he defeated the band of Seven (i caught the series from the middle around episode 60 something.)Now it's just really boring.Digimon was alright the first season and some of the second but that's it.The "Transformers" that comes on now sucks,the one before it sucked,and the one before that sucked.Transformers haven't been good since the middle of the secound beast wars (when they were in outer space i thnk).The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtels suck,the only good one was back in 92 and so on.


All the other shows everybody else have named i'v never seen before.


I got to say i like Naruto believe it even though i'v only seen the first story arc,i got to say they got me semi-hooked for now.I Loved Every episode of Full metal alchemist not one dissapointment.

garubezu - April 9, 2006 02:40 AM (GMT)
hey have you seen GRAVITATION???
sh*t its full of gay stuff! i hate that anime! :angry:

garubezu - April 9, 2006 02:42 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Greed828 @ Apr 3 2006, 07:32 PM)
When I read the chapter things: (This is what it says on Wikipedia) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_%28ani...manga%29#Part_I
Part 1:
Exposition Arc: Episodes 1-5
Wave Country Arc: Episodes 6-19
Chûnin Exam Arc: Episodes 20-67
Invasion of Konoha Arc: Episodes 68-80
Return of Itachi Arc: Episodes 81-85
Tsunade's Decision Arc: Episodes 86-101
Tea Country Race Arc: Episodes 102-106 (anime only)
Sasuke Retrieval Arc: Episodes 107-135

This at episode 136 is where it begins the Part 1 Filler Saga

136-181 MASSIVE FILLERS

This is where the fillers end HOPEFULLY

And from 182 on hopefully will start the re-entry into the manga

they said that the new season of 24episodes will be fillers...yes! more fillers!

but rumors say that kakashi's gaiden will be a part of the fillers..

Seven Cardinal Sins - June 25, 2006 04:29 PM (GMT)
*Bump*

I just wanna make sure this is still alive...

Krazydog - June 25, 2006 05:11 PM (GMT)
Oyyy ~______~ Let us NOT talk about Naruto. I keep being reminded of Naruto's screechy and annoying voice!!! NUU MY EARS!!! THEY BLEED! And I actually like Naruto (the character) I think he;s sooo cute. BUT THE VOICE! HOLY SWEET COWS, THE VOICE!!

XD Boboboboboo is SOOO weird. I dunno I dont hate it, but the weirdness makes me laugh so hard. Like his nose hairs hahahaha. Parodies always get to me.

Dragonball was good up to the Cell Saga and the beginning of the Buu Saga. GT was just so stupid... it was like... omg stupid.




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