A scream was heard through out the whole dorm. Al shot up like a rocket and ran to the scream. He ended up in the bathroom where Ed was poking at his face, looking in the mirror. "A-Alphonse! There's this big, ugly, red, disgiusting ...ZIT!" Ed cringed at the thought of alot of them on his face.Al just laughed. "Nii-san it just shows your growing up more," Al said calmly. Ed looked up in horror, "By making me a zit face! I can just imagine Roy's stupid smirk on his face..." Ed grumbled and put his hand on his face covering his pathetic little zit, and walked to the office to give his report.

Ed barged in without even knocking, still covering his face, and walked up to Roy handing his report. "Here Bastard Colonel..." He turned around and had his hand on the door knob but was stopped. Roy had his hand on the door. "So Fullmetal...wacha hiding?" Roy said sarcastically. Ed burned red seeing how close Roy's face was next to his. "N-nothing," Ed stumbled. Roy grabbed Edward's hand and took it off of his face. " Pffft! A pimple? Really Fullmetal...Are you really growing without gaining height?" The dark haired man could't stop laughing.

The young blond just took his hand away from Roy's and tried going out the door.
"Fullmetal, your not going to yell at me?" Roy asked now concerned. "Why...you always insult..me," Roy's eyes widened. "Fullmetal?" "Just leave me alone..I gave you my report," Ed took off out the door leaving a confused Roy in the door.

Al heard the door opened and close. "Hello Nii-san!" There was no answer.
Al walked over to the door to see Ed's jacket was gone this time and a note left on the table next the coat hanger. "Oh, he must be out for a walk." Al said happily, while playing with a little kitten.

Ed looked up at the still, gray sky. His feet were in deep snow while his hands were fit snuggly in his pockets. "I...I wish...he was nicer..." Ed started kicking the snow in the middle of the woods. No one was there and that made the blond happy, knowing he had private, quiet time. He started making a snow man. It was of course a lot taller than him in the end, which made Ed a little upset. "Well his height does remind me of someones... I know!" Ed transmuted it with dark black flat eyes and a resembling hair style of a certain Colonel. Ed smiled at his creation. "There at least..this Colonel will be nice to me" Ed's smile turned to a frown. A sound was made across the distance.

"Who's there?" Edward yelled in the distance. Someone stepped out from behind a tree. His hand was warped with an alchemic circle on it. "So are you, the Fullmetal Alchemist, in love with the almighty Flame Alchemist? hehe..." Ed felt his cheeks burned, then he turned around and forgot he made a snowman of the Colonel."N-no!" He blurted. The figure walked up to him.

"There's no denying it...But it's wrong you know..you are both guys," The figure started laughing in a disgusting crackling laugh. Ed felt his teeth bite his lip. "I DO NOT LIKE ROY MUSTANG!"He screamed while a tear fell down his cheek. "He's a total bastard..He doesn't even give a damn about me," The boy felt a pain go through his chest. "Hehehe...He'll never love you...ever...It's futile to even have that thought go through your little mind," the figure started laughing again. His hand went over the snowman Ed worked on and destroyed it.
Ed felt hurt. He bent down to his destroyed snowman and felt more tears form. The guy then put his hand on Ed's chest...

Al began to wonder how exactly long it was going to take Ed for his walk. It had been three hours and even Roy got concerned. He knocked on the boys' dorm and only Al was in there. He remembered Fullmetal was upset so he must of went somewhere quiet...where probably no one else went..."Colonel mabe he went outside...He did take his jacket after all," Al said with worry in his voice. "Well Al I'm sure he is outsi-" "Then lets go!" Al picked up the Colonel and ran outside.

Ed felt his muscles tear in his head. Ed neeled down and his back arched in pain. "Eaah! I-it h-hurts...Stop it!" Ed screamed at the figure who now had his hands on Ed's head. His eyes started to ache while his back kept popping. Blood started to gush down his hand from his nails. "How do you feel?" The deep voice said while he started examining his arm. "uggh...I..." Ed passed out from the pain.

Roy and Al walked in the forest finally after searching the whole city. They even went into the public bathrooms...And no sign of the young boy to be found. They walked in the frozen snow then heard laughing. "YES! IT FINALLY HAS BEEN SUCCESFULLY COMPLETED! KYAAHAHAA!"The tall guy finally noticed the two standing there watching him and he then charged at them. "I'LL TURN YOU INTO ONE TOO! KYAHAHAA!" AL squeaked then punched the tar out of the guy. Roy was totally freaked out but ran to the 'creation'. Roy saw blond hair everywhere, then blood. He touched the creature and noticed it had soft skin..It moved... Roy jumped up but noticed what moved. An ear...It looked like a cat's though... And a tail moved next. It flicked at the Colonel, who noticed who the hair belonged to...Edward's.

Chapter 2:


Chapter 2:

Roy stared in disbelief at the bloody figure that laid before him. It couldn't be Edward Elric...How could he be beaten by a maniac? The Colonel then looked a little further at a pile of snow. It looked like a snowman got torn down. He squinted then noticed it had two flat black eyes trasmuted on one piece with a hair style like his.. "Colonel, he ran off!" Al piped up. "Okay Al, but it looks like he transmuted your...Brother," Roy said weakly. Al walked next to the laying body and squealed.
"Nii-san! Nii-san!" Al was ready to pick up the body when the tail flicked at him.
Roy and Al stared at the tail... "It's kinda ...cute.." Al whispered.

Roy noticed that the boy didn't have any cloths on, so he took his jacket off and laid it on the boy. His tail started flicking and it moved the coat... "Alphonse," Roy sighed," We need to bring him in your dorm. He'll freeze at this point." "O-okay!" The armor picked Ed up carfully, ignoring the tail that kept moving up and down.

They finally got into their dorm room with everyone staring at them the whole way.
Al cleaned off his brother and set him on the fluffy bed. Ed started purring, while his hands started moving against the bed. Again, Roy and Al stared...His tail curled around his body as he curled up in a little ball. Al couldn't hold it in any more. "AAWW! He's so cute!" He squeezed Ed so hard he woke up in a flash. Roy got startled as Ed jumped back on the bed. "Wha-what are you doing here Colonel!" He screeched. Ed looked down at his uncovered body then blushed furiously. "G-get out!Ahh!"

He fell down. He tried to get back up again but fell down again. "It hurts to walk..." Ed mumbled. "Why!" Then something smacked him in the face. Ed got hold of the thing in his face and saw a furry friend. His tail. "WHAT THE h*** IS GOING ON?" Al ran next to him. "Nii-san I think you were transmuted into a cat, but not all the way. You only got cat ears and a tail!" The boy's eyes widened,"Ears!" His hands ran up his head and bumped into furry objects. They twitched when he felt them. Al squealed at the sight. Roy smiled then walked up to Ed. His hand moved under Ed's head and started to scratch his chin. "Uggn s-stop i..." Ed started purring.
Al giggled then joined Roy, but started to only pet him. Ed could only purr. He tried stopping them but it felt too good!

"Well, Fullmetal you also aquired cat senses, apparently. You look quite comfortable there," Roy chuckled as he saw Ed, blushing, look at him with big eyes. "I c-can't ...sto..p myself from...ah..purring...nngg" He felt his eyes get heavier. Roy took his hand away from Ed."Hmm... I'm going to have to look up more of the cat senses," Al laughed then turned serious. "Colonel...How are we going to turn him back?" The armor turned around to look at his pitiful brother try to get up but kept falling down.
"I'll look into it, but for now we need to do something about your brother.." Roy stated while looking at Ed's tail stand straight up. "Will ya'll stop looking at me? It's embarrassing," Ed yelled as he could only crawl. Roy picked up a blanket and threw it over the boy. Ed blushed as Roy picked him up. "Al, I need to speak to your brother personally," he stated as he walked out of the room, sneaking to his office.

Al sighed then sat down reading a book on transmutations. He finally opened the book when he heard a phone ring. He answered it. "Hello? What do you mean Winry got in a fight!" Al started panicking. "Yes? She's in the hospital? FOR SURGURY!I'll be over there in a bit!" Al slammed the phone on the hook and ran out the door to the next train to Resembol. He secretly loved her and thought Roy could take care of his brother so he left them a note.

Ed felt his face burn as Roy finally entered his office. "Now Ed, tell me, why you were out there in the first place," Roy asked. Ed felt dizzy. He was in warmth from the Colonel's heat. His voice was so soothing. Ed felt himself purr. His eye lids fell halfway. Roy looked confused. He noticed Ed was blushing. Could it be he like him? Roy felt something wrap around his arm. Ed's fury tail. "I...was...out there...cau.." Ed stopped talking because a mew slipped out of his mouth. He reddened even more.

Roy laughed as he set Ed on the couch in his office. "I saw what you were making out there...a snowman..who looked similar to..me," Roy smiled as he took a seat next to Ed, who was laying on the couch. The golden eyes snapped open. "N-No it was- I was!" Ed hid his face in his hands. His ears went back as he thought Roy was going to make fun of him again. " It's really cute seeing you like this though.." Roy leaned over Ed whispering into his ear. The colonel nipped at one of his cat ears. "Ungghh!" Ed fell into complete bliss. Roy pulled back and smirked. "You liked that?" Roy asked curiously. Ed was completely red. He could just tell Roy was making fun of him. It wasn't his fault his ears were so damn sensitive! And that he just wished for Roy to continue what he just did...

Ed tried getting up but fell down. So instead he crawled to the door but got slammed in the head, because the door opened. Hawkeye looked down at the scared,covered in a big furry blanket, and completely embarrased Ed. "Is this a bad time?" Hawkeye asked confused. "No Hawkeye, but something bad happened to Ed." Hawkeye felt something rub against her leg. Ed's furry tail. She screamed as she pulled out her gun. "Don't shoot his tail hawkeye! It just likes to touch things around him!" Ed hurried up and grabbed his tail away from Hawkeye. "S-sorry about that!" The blond ears went back which Hawkeye noticed. "A-a cat? Ed? Sir! Whats going on"
Roy told her the whole story on how Ed turned into what he was now. "He appears to have cat senses and tails and ears," Roy said as he was, the whole time, scratching Ed's ear. Hawkeye stared at Ed who was on Roy's lap, blushing trying to get away from Roy's evil grasp. "Aaaah! S...t..o..p..." "Oh yeah Hawkeye do you know what we can do about Fullmetal?" Roy asked innocently. "Well...We need someone to watch him..." Hawkeye began. "We have Al to do that for us." Roy stated calmly. "Sir, about that..He went back to Rosembol because Winry got in a fight and is now in the hospital."

The blacked haired man stopped everything. "He's left his brother! To who?" Hawkeye handed him a note stating that he wanted Roy to watch Edward. Ed looked up at the note and panicked. "I can't stay with him! Why can't I stay in MY dorm!" Ed complained. He knew he would die if he had to live wih the guy he secretly loved. "Edward be reasonable...We don't know what exactly that guy did to you and what about the effects?" Hawkeye questioned him. "Why can't I stay with you? Or even Fury!" The boy whined in Roy's lap. "Oh, Fullmetal I feel so hurt..." Roy pretended to look as though he was about to cry. Ed freaked out. " I CAN'T!" " I'm sorry Ed but you have to live with Roy," Hawkeye stated.

Roy whispered something into Hawkeye's ear and she got a pencil and scribbled something on paper. Ed wanted to know what Roy asked. "Tell me!" Roy gave a deadly smirk as he looked at the sheet of paper and stuffed it in his pocket. Ed glared at Roy and Riza. "Well Edo-chan let's go home" Roy said as he picked him up. "DON'T CALL ME THAT! YOU ONLY CALL LITTLE KIDS THAT!" Ed paused for a moment then began kicking. "I AM NOT A LITTLE KID!"

Roy succesfully got Ed in the car without putting to much scratches on it, then finally got home. Roy opened the door for Ed but when he walked out he fell. "I ...can only crawl," Ed said sadfully. "Well start crawling," Roy said while walking away. "Y-you bastard!" Ed yelled as he started crawling to the door, blushing. He was wearing roy's long jacket that covered him up well. Roy's home was warm when he crawled in. The carpet was soft under him. The boy finally realized he was actually in Roy's home. He began fidgeting. His ears went back as he began crawling away from Roy who had noticed. He grabbed onto Ed's jacket. "Now be a good little kitty for me and pay attention," Roy said smirking. Ed looked around him to notice Roy had a collar in one hand.
Ed gulped but nodded at Roy. "W-what?" Roy put the little collar around Ed's neck and smiled. "HEY! I don't need a collar. I am human too!" Ed blushed at Roy who was stroking Ed's back. "uungg..." Ed began moaning and arching his back. "Now lets try this. (Mari: This is fact if you really do this to a cat) If you really have cat senses...Then you have a special nerve in your back that.." Roy mumbled to himself as he scratched Ed's back lower and lower. Roy put his other hand in front of Edward's mouth. "There!" Roy said happily to himself. "Eaah!" Ed's tounge stuck out of his mouth and started to lick Roy's hand. "wha are ou ...oin?" Ed tried to speak but he started purring even louder. He continued to scratch Ed's lower back while Ed kept licking Roy. A tear fell down Ed's cheek, he couldn't stop licking him,"Nnnngh!" Roy laughed.
"You really are like a cat..."The Colonel said softly.

Ed was flushed. First off, the Colonel Bastard had him in his control because of the stupid cat senses..Another was that he actually had himself moaning, purring, and even licking Roy! Roy noticed Ed was crying and stopped scratching his back. "What's wrong Edward?" Roy called him by his whole name. Ed fell and just laid there on the floor, because he had a tingly feeling in his back and throughout his whole body. Roy picked him up. "L-leave me alone! I want you to just LEAVE ME ALONE!" Ed screamed at him. Roy dropped him on the floor. "OW!" Ed yelped but still landed on all four. "I'm going back to work for now, so don't mess up anything or I'll punish you..." Roy teased while smirking and walked out the house. "buh bye Edo-chan." Ed wanted to ran out there and beat the crap out of him if he could. Instead he crawled up the stairs and into the bedroom.

He blushed as he looked around. It smelled like Roy all over. His bed was a deep blue. When Ed crawled on the bed he felt like he was in heaven. It smelled deeply like the man he loved so much. It was extrordinarily soft. The blond started pawing at the bed and curled up in a little ball. His tail wrapped around him and he fell asleep instantly. Purrs were heard loudly throughout the whole room. He dreamed happily of the Colonel...

*applouds loudly* I LOVE IT! That is SOOO funny. I bet Al LOVES Ed now. PLEASE write more! I love the whole cat Ed thing. ...somehow I envy him... :ph43r:

Wow. I actually have all the way to Chapter 6 I think.
So I will give you chapter 3!!!!!! XD

Chapter 3:

The sleeping Neko yawned and slowly opened an eye. He didn't know how long he slept but outside of the window showed that it was already night. I sleep waay too long.. Ed thought to himself, then got up and crawled to the hallway. Ed's body jumped up at every single noise in the house which pissed him off.
"d*** cat senses..." He opened the door that brought him to the bathroom. There was steam everywhere, so it was warm in there. His purr box set in and loud purrs were sent throughout the room. It was warm and that made him happy.
"It's such a large bathroom..." Ed looked around amazed at the size of the room. Then a thought hit him. Why is there steam in her- Edward's eyes bugged out. Roy was standing there naked, just getting out of the shower.
"Oh, Trying to get a look are we?" Roy said teasing him but Ed, apparently, wasn't listening.

"I-I didn't mea..." Ed's eyes looked up at Roy's rather large male part. Ed felt his body move on its own to the man.
"Fullmeta-" Roy was cut off by Ed's rough tongue touching him on very sensitive skin. The Colonel felt all his breath leave as he looked down at Ed. He looked like he was in paradise just licking him...
"Fullmetal! Snap out of it!" Roy gasped. Edward's eyes snapped opened and he jumped back.
"Oh my god! I didn't mean to do tha- I just started walking and I-" Ed's face burned as he saw the Colonel just stare at him akwardly.
"I h-have to go!" Ed crawled hurridly out of the bathroom and into the kitchen, hiding in a corner.

Roy felt rather disturbed. Yeah, I knew Edward had cat senses..and it might make him go rather..akward...But to do that! He felt a chill run down his spine as he remembered the feeling...His wet, rough tongue sliding across my- Bad thought! Bad thought! He got dressed quickly and walked around the house looking for the little neko.
"Fullmetal! Where the hell are you!" Ed flinched as Roy was walking near him. If he was yelling, he probably was yelling about what happened in the bathroom...Ed shut his eyes tightly thinking of the taste his Superior tasted like. Sweet...The boy blushed just thinking of him.

"There you are!" Roy said as if he just won a marathon. He tugged on Ed's jacket and dragged him to the bedroom. Ed felt embarrased looking at the bed. Roy set him on it then walked off. The blond had dirty thoughts all over his mind... His kitty ears twitched at the thoughts. Instead of panicking, though, he noticed the soft feeling of the bed under him. It made him happy to think he didn't have to go to work and his eyelids fell. His tail was swishing through the air then wrapped around him. He fell asleep quickly.

The colonel walked in to see Ed fast asleep. He walked up to him with more suitable clothes in his hand.
"Fullmetal, get up I have some clothes for..you," Roy's eyes met Edward's face. It's so cute- CUTE! Okay instead, mabe childish... Mustang set his hand on the boy's shoulder, trying to get him up. He shook it continuously but instead of Edward waking up, the sleeping neko pawed him. Roy had another idea. He bent over to Edward's cat ear and nipped it. Ed's eyes snapped open immediately.
"C-Colonel! WHAT ARE YOU DOI-"
"Here fullmetal I got you some more better clothes to wear."

Roy watched the blushing boy grab for the clothes, "Thank you Colonel *******..." Ed whispered.
"Well when you have someone..hurt thats reaaallly small you have to take care of them," Roy said smirking.
"I AM NOT A SMALL LITTLE MICROSCOPIC SICK THING THAT NEEDS TAKEN CARE OF!" Ed yelled furiously. His tail swished violently in the air and accidentally whack Roy in the face. Ed froze then grabbed his tail, "I-it moves on its own," He said then tried pulling his pants on that Roy gave idiocy creep in, then turned to Roy.
"Umm..Colonel how do I get my pants on with out hurting my tail? " Ed asked while blushing. Roy just laughed then burnt a small hole in the pants then grabbed Ed's tail, which flicked him in the face again, and slipped it through the hole. Ed was practically having a nervous break down. The Colonel noticed this, " Relax, I'm not going to bite."
"I know!" Ed said as his ears turned back.

"C-colonel do you know when I'll become.." Ed stopped. He took a deep, steady breath and looked at the Colonel, trying to sound as annoyied as possible, "Do you know when I'll become as humanly as possible Colonel ****?" Mustang laughed slighlty then took hold of Edward's golden, furry tail.
"But..I love your cat senses, ears, and..." He stopped then put his tounge at the tip of his tail then licked all the way down to the end of it.
"Tail." Edward screeched.
"STOP THAT!" Roy casually set the tail down and sighed. Why do I do those tricks to Fullmetal?

Roy was getting aches all over his back then moved his hand back. He accidentally knocked an alarm clock over which made Ed jump up. He landed on the Colonel.
The neko looked up then noticed how close his face was to Roy's. The man smirked then flipped over making Ed under him. He held Ed's arms, that was trying to push him away.
" Now Edward..I reeaally like you in this position.." Roy almost breathed. Ed felt light headed.
"uuggnnn..." He couldn't think anymore. His Superior couldn't help but touch his cat ears.
"They're soft..." His ears twitched and Ed was purring louder than a chainsaw. That's when Roy decided to get off of Ed, who was practically zoned out.
"I'm going to make dinner now Edo-chan," Roy said teasingly then walked out of the room. Ed felt numb. That ******* was toying with me! I know that but. . . I can't help but feel happy that he did that... What the heck is happening to me?! I'm turning into a mushy guy! I hate it!
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Roy looked at the cooking food on the skillet. His face was completely red. Why the hell did I do that!He thought as he wanted to run right in front of Riza's shooting target. Anything to get away from the Fullmetal Alchemist. No, he didn't hate him. He wondered if he actually liked him...He looked so sexy purring...under me...With those luscious golden eyes... The Colonel noticed he burnt the food.
"I guess I'll get take out..."
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Wow this was written a LONG time ago. *kept twitching at ALL the vague non detailed sentences* I don't even see why so many people liked this story on the other sites. O_O;; *cries a river*
Well if you want chapter 4 I want to see comments! T_T

Alrighty then. I don't blame Roy for doing that to Ed. I WOULD! ;///D But he's a guy. I'm a girl. BIG difference. Holy Crap. Since when do cat sences cause them to lick....you know. I think it is pretty good! Either way! BTW, did you ever read the end of Dog Dayz? I finished it. It is on this site.

XD I would too! But Ed does that to Roy because. . . . .Cats love to show affection to their owners right? Well Ed LOVES Roy so he- You know. But he didn't actually realize the situation XD

^.^ Dog Dayz. . . . FINISHED?!?? O_O *goes to find*

I guess that you are right...*sighs* How can I argue with such a good artist/author? BTW, I hope that you like Dog Dayz. I have gotten other positive feedback, and they liked it too. ^_^

Lol, you're fanfic is funny and cute ^^ i can imagine Ed as a cute neko

omg!!! that was so.... CUTE!!! if only there was a picture of ed as a neko... *sighs* wait... i think i do!! *looks at avatar* too bad i stink at drawing... update soon!!! this is so interesting... i always like neko!ed fics~~~ ^_^

Oh. . . It seems I never updated this story on here o.o!!!
I think I shall when I have the time! =3 Its on another site right now O_o

what site? ohhh... PLEASE update here~~ i beg you!!! i'll even give cookies!!! * grabs a large jar of newly-baked cookies out of nowhere* HERE!!!