Thought we could use a place for all our generic jokes and other funny business that we find - hopefully to brighten someone's day... :P

So here's my contribution to start:

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LOL good idea
heres one

a women walks in to a parmacy she goes straight to the counter she smiled at the man behind it and said "i need somthing poisonis" the man blinked nad said "ah well may i ask what you mean" the wome sighs nad siad " i need somthing to kill my husband" shocked at her answer the man replys "sorry i cant help you" the women looks at the man nad said "perhaps you didnt hear me i need to kill my husband" the man says "sorry i cant help you ill loose my job" the women delvs in her bag nad pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the mans wife and shows him the man smiles nad says "well now thats different you didnt tell me you had a perscription"

^^ :haha:

Who says blondes are dumb? (kind of long)

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you
pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop and searches all his references. No help. Frustrated, he sends emails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, then says "Well, so what IS the answer?" Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.